Notices by Codeki :njp: (codeki@poa.st), page 12

@DW2 On the topic of Motorhead, I just picked up a bottle of this.

Best of every design

That’s not Mustache God.

@lichelordgodfrey @Eiregoat @coolboymew @Fullmetal4456 Goddamn mimics. Why can’t they just pretend to be chairs or tables and eat me that way?

@deprecated_ii @PatriotReactor @DW2 You’re not looking at the real use. They can use this to clone people. Make a copy of how someone reacts, edit a few details, and now you have them join a few Facebook groups you want to keep an eye on, and you have the perfect spy.

@deprecated_ii @PatriotReactor @DW2 No, but you can make a fake account with 20 years worth of “proof” of being alive rather easy, and slip them into those groups with 5,000 people sharing “spicy boomer memes” and use them as infiltrators to slip in memes to try and shift their way the boomers think

@WashedOutGundamPilot @Eiregoat @PinochetsCommieCopter Well I suppose the other option is even worse. “Oh shit, I hit this kid my truck and killed her. /Unzip”

@WashedOutGundamPilot @FashGordon No shit. They don’t want to die. Even the shadiest hooker knows that every single black has that little voice in the back of his head going, “if I kill the hooker, I can keep the money!”

@matty @DW2 @Chuckie_ar_la @PinochetsCommieCopter @deprecated_ii I had that exact issue with a cousin who tried to tell me that the Proud Boys were white supremacists. And I’m just like, “Dude. Their leader is a black dude.” His response was simply, but CNN said that the proud boys were white supremacists. And I once again told him their leader is a black dude.

“But Codeki, CNN says the proud boys are white supremacists.”

“Alan. Would you consider the KKK to be white supremacists?”

“Yeah.”

“Would the KKK make the number one guy in charge of their organization, a black dude?”

“No.”

“Then the proud boys are not white supremacists.”

“But CNN says that the proud boys are white supremacists.”

@WashedOutGundamPilot @MechaSilvio Confrontational, argues when proven wrong even on the simplest things, goes into depressive states. . .

Yeah, sounds like Reddit.

@dave On one hand, I can see the benefit from keeping people under the age of 16 off of social media. But on the other hand, I don’t trust what this would end up causing.

If an ID is linked to every social media account, does that mean that I’m going to have the cops knocking on my door because I laughed at Anthony Burch’s tiny penis and he got butthurt about it?

Because that’s what happens in Britain.

If we were to implement something like this, I would greatly prefer that it would end up being something along the lines of, “I go to Walmart, show my ID, and buy a proof of age card.” I get home, crack the fucker open, and I have proof that I am of age, that I can buy with cash, and isn’t directly linked to my name.

@WashedOutGundamPilot @professionalbigot69 The funny part is, sometimes they’re right. . .

Like “I don’t like Niggers” by London Yellow.

@WashedOutGundamPilot @H_A_Copington @PunishedD @nierenstein Wait, people need YouTube tutorials for that? My dad showed me how to do that when I was young.

Even did the thing where he put the stud finder up to his chest, made a beep noise, and said it found one.

@WashedOutGundamPilot @professionalbigot69 Oh please, the doom soundtrack is not the vinyl that I would be asked about.

“The fuck is https://slimegirls.bandcamp.com/album/vacation-wasteland-ep ?”

@WashedOutGundamPilot @professionalbigot69 Fair enough. I mean I actually bought it on vinyl, so I’m kind of biased.

@WashedOutGundamPilot @professionalbigot69 The 2016 album is a pretty good listen if you start at the beginning and go all the way to the end. Certain songs, I would not want to mix into my random playlist. But I do enjoy listening to them as part of a set.

Eternal? Not so much.

@WashedOutGundamPilot @RadixVerum Yeah, it certainly couldn’t be because prices have skyrocketed and the places most of us work went “We made record profits this year keep it up.” “Oh, so we’re getting raises?” “No, we can’t afford that.”

@WashedOutGundamPilot assuming each dildo cost ten bucks, that’s five grand worth of dildos. However, most of those are far more expensive, so probably somewhere between ten grand and fifteen grand.

being a whore however, she probably got most of those from random dudes on the internet and/or dildo companies wanting her to use them on camera.

@skylar @ArdainianRight @PvtProperty “We want you to be a project manager.” “So, I’m getting paid more?” “No, we just want you to make sure the newer guys understand what’s needed from them.”

six months later

“We notice your productivity is down.” “Yeah, you have me making sure everyone else is productive.” “Well, we wanted that, and high productivity from you too.”

@WoodshopHandman Yes, because despite having to be feminine and learn their half of society, you’d still have the little girls who go out and catch frogs and play in the mud. You just wouldn’t have Jews telling them, “You like playing in the mud with your brothers? You’re actually a boy/non binary.”

You’d actually end up with more Tomboys than you have now.

@WashedOutGundamPilot @DemonSixOne And just imagine if they send a woman pilot, and she fails to thread that needle. . .

“What do you mean a female pilot crashed a multimillion dollar jet while trying to take down a balloon? We all look like laughing stocks.”