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1. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 04:16:02 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

   You honkies need to realize high altitude operation is a very diff. thing when you get up there. The air density requires totally, vastly different things than it does down low. Shit like the SR71 is meant for flight up there, and it’s not maneuverable at all.

   (Granted I’ve not researched this and it’s all off the top of my head from experience over the years and assorted brochure reading, give a lot of slack on numbers and such)

   When you take a plane up to its service ceiling, it’s a bit like trying to run on black ice. You don’t have the ability to pivot and juke like you would on tarmac. It’s that same sensation when you’re at the absolute limit, ass below the horizon as the plane grunts and pulls at just to maintain a 2 fpm climb. You’re just barely getting the required lift to maintain your altitude, or you’re climbing just enough to outpace your rate of descent. You’re on the edge of a stall, you can feel it, you’re asking for too much from your wings, and the plane wallows like a fat old man after thanksgiving as he waddles to the niggerball couch.

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 04:21:00 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     If this gay balloon is REALLY at 60,000 (I’d expect more, with some variation. 60k strikes me as a machine-limited reading more than accurate alt) then it’s right about the advertised (probably fantasy, just like saying a 2005 mustang still has 305 hp after this long) ceiling for most of our planes. And they’re old. And worn out. And not really accustomed to making a 1.5 hour climb to see how high they can get.

     So, you’re galloping along in an F15 with greatly diminished maneuverability, trying to hit a target that’s going 1/200th of your speed, riding the edge of your performance envelope (bc you’re trying to go as slow as you can while retaining enough lift to stay aloft - oh, and you’re probalby underfueled and underloaded, gotta minimize drag)

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 04:22:54 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     Except: The balloon doesn’t have a huge infrared signature. No big ass turbine engine with a 1300º hot section like your usual targets

     and its a multi-celled fabric sheathe

     and it’s going so slow it’s almost standing still (a problem they had in vietnam going against prop fighters w/ jets. you don’t have a lot of wiggle room)

     So you can try to…..approach from the sunward side and hope that the surface is warm enough for your IR to make it out against the -40º temps and howling winds that surround it (which, BTW, your missile is likely at the very edge of its envelope too, meant to be used in air 3x more dense for its promised performance)

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 04:26:55 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     Now, it’s still possible. But do you wanna be the chump selected for it?

     Biden and the Koshernostra surrounding him tell you to make it count on the first shot. No do-overs. No second passes, since the world will see loop after loop of runs and laugh endlessly about american incompetence. It doesn’t matter, all of the above are excuses. They tell you that there’s only one option: To absolutely destroy it on the first try, and do so in a way that doesn’t imperil any americans on the ground.

     Now you have the political layer. Can you? Eh….yeah. Can you do it cleanly? eh……..

     That’s my bet on why they let it go with the F-22s. They had an opportunity and passed on it. Now that everyone knows and they’re watching intently, the hour to act has passed. It’s even more embarrassing to blow it up after it finished its mission like this. It’s the worst of all worlds: slow, inefficient, wishy washy, weak-willed, panicked, and prideful

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 04:28:09 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Caek Islove 🍰 ❤️

     @caekislove Balloons have poor payload, among other things. You’re being taken along for a ride on the jet stream.

     There’s a reason we didn’t, everything has a trade off, and the operational limitations of this old stuff is exactly why it takes us by surprise: we lost interest in denying this capability in 1970 and assumed everyone else had done the same

   • Caek Islove 🍰 ❤️ (caekislove@gleasonator.com)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 04:28:10 JST Caek Islove 🍰 ❤️

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot If all this is true then why do we even bother making strategic bombers and ICBMs when we could put all the bombs and missiles on airships and attack the enemy with near impunity?
   • supersid (supersid333@gearlandia.haus)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 04:28:30 JST supersid

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot So what I'm hearing is that this balloon strategy actually has some tactical merit to it as it's simple nature and the height it's operating at makes it almost impossible for what you think they would send to deal with it to effectively remove it. Guess you really can out dumb smart systems sometimes.
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   • PunishedD (punishedd@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 04:28:33 JST PunishedD

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot All I see is a lot of fake college words trying to keep us good, honest Americans from firing guns into the air. Damn liberal commie.
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 04:29:11 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • PunishedD

     @PunishedD I kinda wonder if something like a 50 would really be sensitive enough. IIRC they had anti-balloon rounds that would just ignite the second they touched anything harder than air for this exact reason.

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 04:31:13 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     I think it’s funny how everyone talks about american decline and incompetence, but this happens and suddenly it’s

     “well duh, why don’t they deploy that cool railgun I saw in transformers? Where’s the laser they had installed in that 3-mile power complex in nevada? why can’t our hyper competent military boys package that up in an hour’s notice and deliver it across the country?”

   • Caek Islove 🍰 ❤️ (caekislove@gleasonator.com)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 04:31:18 JST Caek Islove 🍰 ❤️

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot We cannot allow an airship gap!!
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   • pyrate : sleigh captain (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 04:33:15 JST pyrate : sleigh captain

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     I was thinking ground based directed energy weapon, or laser.
     Sight with Mk. I eyeball.
   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 04:33:15 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • pyrate : sleigh captain

     @pyrate Where the hell do we have these? This is Decline-America. The few we do have aren’t ready to be gassed up and taken cross country any more than I could tell you “hey man be ready to move, your new home is in philadelphia and you have 2 hours to pack your shit and get out of here”

     I think there was a navy one attached to something, but it was blowing up drones….and this thing is like, 40 times their size and 1,000 times closer than that thing

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 04:33:56 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Zealist
     • PunishedD

     @Zealist @PunishedD https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pomeroy_bullet

   • Zealist (zealist@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 04:33:57 JST Zealist

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     • PunishedD
     @WashedOutGundamPilot @PunishedD anti balloon rounds? in what ww1? lol
   • PunishedD (punishedd@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 04:34:33 JST PunishedD

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot My theory is that the military industrial complex completely failed to come up with a good solution for balloons over domestic territory. The reason they didn't shoot it down yet is because they can't do it without overkill like an missile with too high a yield. Right now the brass are probably shitting their pants and demanding "innovative" solutions from stateside resources. They probably thought they would only ever be defending against ICBMs and boats full of immigrants.
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   • captainmarvelfan1 (captainmarvelfan1@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 04:34:47 JST captainmarvelfan1

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot
     >Kosher Nostra
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   • pyrate : sleigh captain (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 04:38:11 JST pyrate : sleigh captain

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     CNN described the report as NASA/Airforce had been tracking the balloon for days ahead of this report.
   • pyrate : sleigh captain (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 04:38:11 JST pyrate : sleigh captain

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     • pyrate : sleigh captain
     But they could just be trying to save face. Still though, the whole apparatus looks massive and should have been shot down over water.
   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 04:38:11 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • pyrate : sleigh captain

     @pyrate They could have but that’s outside american territory, outside the ADIZ and it’s none of our business. By the time it gets into our purview, it got too much attention on it and we risk looking retarded swinging and missing.

     I did this thread to explain that it’s not as simple as popping a mylar balloon with a safety pin,but normies don’t know that. Everyone in the world is looking at balloon memes already - that would get much worse for washington (run by paranoid jews and roasties who REALLY stay up at night thinking about what people say about them) when people watch flightradar and see that it took 4 F-22s all day to finally get the thing to start descending

   • John Rando (john_rando@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 04:38:16 JST John Rando

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot You would think that a radar would see it. But modern radars use Doppler shift to differentiate moving targets from clutter. Below a certain speed it just looks like more clutter and gets discarded before ever reaching a display.

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   • 🎄:njp:Robert_Cheerfully :windmill_of_friendship: 🇷🇺🎆 (robert_edwardly@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 04:42:35 JST 🎄:njp:Robert_Cheerfully :windmill_of_friendship: 🇷🇺🎆

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     • pyrate : sleigh captain
     @WashedOutGundamPilot @pyrate If all this is true it's a no win for Biden because he already looks retarded and like he's deliberately doing nothing.
     
     What can the balloon do that a satellite can't anyway? Is this just a massive flex?
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 04:45:22 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • pyrate : sleigh captain
     • 🎄:njp:Robert_Cheerfully :windmill_of_friendship: 🇷🇺🎆

     @Robert_Edwardly @pyrate I actually think there’s a fine chance it is weather. I can’t think of anything they’re getting up there that they aren’t getting down low already. They have whatever they want to spy from within the USA, they have companies with expansive complexes totally chink-owned, ripe for whatever glowniggardry they wanna perform.

     Maybe they’re doing signal attenuating or something though, Flying over and getting the radiographical lay of the land to figure out which stations are broadcasting where, so they can figure out which ones they’re listening to bouncing off the atmosphere.

     Just spitballing, there’s probably a 1000 signals uses for it but that’s not my purview. There’s some use for it but I can’t make sense of what you can ONLY learn at 60k’ that you can’t at 100 or 100,000

   • Twoinchdestroya (twoinchdestroya@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 04:48:47 JST Twoinchdestroya

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     • pyrate : sleigh captain

     @WashedOutGundamPilot @pyrate What would be the most effective operation to removing that satellite?

     Sounds like we don’t have the infrastructure to easily take down the balloon.

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 04:48:47 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Twoinchdestroya
     • pyrate : sleigh captain

     @Twoinchdestroya @pyrate Sucking it up and being willing to waste $3 million on warheads, I guess. Maybe something radar-directed launched from a B2 or something, if that even exists.

     I’d bet the ‘best’ way is just accepting that you’re gonna be rolling the dice on potshots hoping that you can lock on a missile, that it hits, and that it explodes with enough damage to actually take out the thing. IDK what the metal stuff is on it though. It’s cold, and likely very light, lots of space in between everything so there could be difficulty in making sure a proximity fuse goes off.

     But ordnance is also not my thing.

     This is all just a very intersting engineering gap we seem to have

   • EssentialUtinsil :njp: (essentialutinsil@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 04:48:52 JST EssentialUtinsil :njp:

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     • pyrate : sleigh captain
     @pyrate @WashedOutGundamPilot Is it too much to hope that this stupid balloon actually has some sort of next-gen EMP weapon and we're all going back to the stone age soon?
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   • EssentialUtinsil :njp: (essentialutinsil@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 04:49:11 JST EssentialUtinsil :njp:

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     • pyrate : sleigh captain
     • 🎄:njp:Robert_Cheerfully :windmill_of_friendship: 🇷🇺🎆
     @WashedOutGundamPilot @Robert_Edwardly @pyrate they had a spy fucking a congressman on the house intel committee for how long?
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 04:53:21 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • sargoysmuck

     @sargoysmuck Satellites are more metal; have more hard, flat surface area to reflect off of; have larger infrared signatures depending on their power source; and they stand out against the blackness of space better than a balloon in the atmo

     if I had to guess.

     All these questions are probably a bit like when roasties ask “Instead of shooting the bad guy why not just shoot the gun out of his hand?”

     Sure, we can, but when you really want to be sure of hitting it, are you certain?

   • sargoysmuck (sargoysmuck@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 04:53:22 JST sargoysmuck

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot Wouldn’t a satellite pose a greater challenge for their one missile (it’s probably been replace by now) from the f15 test? If it’s final stage can maneuver in no atmosphere, and doesn’t require anywhere near service ceiling launch in newer jets (iirc it was 30k-35k) why wouldn’t it be a viable option for this?
   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 04:53:33 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • sargoysmuck

     @sargoysmuck Plus the money, and the fact that whizbang shit only shows the chinks our cards over a non-issue. We’d be giving them a tech-demo of our best gear on a data collection device just so people stop dunking on the Us on twitter.

   • teknomunk (teknomunk@apogee.polaris-1.work)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 04:53:37 JST teknomunk

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     • pyrate : sleigh captain
     > navy one
     
     If the Navy has one, it will be attached to a a ship that doesn't work too well in places line Montana, Arkansas or Illinois.
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 04:55:01 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • teknomunk

     @teknomunk @pyrate “okay guys, we’ve got the laser steaming over here at 28 knots from the persian gulf. It’ll be here soon”

     “when?”

     “……2nd week in march”

     (not to mention that thing’s range is almost definitely not enough to reach 20 miles if they’re testing it on tiny drones close-in)

   • Radians (demonsixone@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 04:56:05 JST Radians

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot 60k altitude is probably disturbingly close to the airframe's Q corner where the difference between stalling and critical mach are just a few knots apart. Not many pilots are going to want to occupy that corner of the doghouse.
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   • Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies (rupertvonripp@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 04:56:13 JST Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies

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     • pyrate : sleigh captain
     • 🎄:njp:Robert_Cheerfully :windmill_of_friendship: 🇷🇺🎆
     @WashedOutGundamPilot @Robert_Edwardly @pyrate Imagine using a million dollar munition to swing at a weather balloon.
     
     That's even more retarded than any other move they could make.
     
     Should've just ignored it and not let it hit the media.
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   • 🎄:njp:Robert_Cheerfully :windmill_of_friendship: 🇷🇺🎆 (robert_edwardly@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 04:56:29 JST 🎄:njp:Robert_Cheerfully :windmill_of_friendship: 🇷🇺🎆

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     • Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies
     • pyrate : sleigh captain
     @RupertvonRipp @WashedOutGundamPilot @pyrate This is probably my dislike of the PRC but I genuinely don't like it being up there and wouldn't mind it being shot down.
     
     I'm not losing sleep over the warheads either, what, did someone at the fed unplug the money printer or something
   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 04:56:29 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • pyrate : sleigh captain
     • 🎄:njp:Robert_Cheerfully :windmill_of_friendship: 🇷🇺🎆

     @Robert_Edwardly @RupertvonRipp @pyrate I genuinely prefer a Chink intel balloon over my house than an NSA one

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 04:57:16 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Radians

     @DemonSixOne And you’ll have to keep coming back around for another pass! With thousands watching your track and second-guessing everything you do as if it’s super easy and simple

   • Groomschild (groomschild@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 04:57:27 JST Groomschild

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     • pyrate : sleigh captain
     @WashedOutGundamPilot @pyrate It hard to kill for the same reason the SR71 blackbird was invincible in it's time. A sub orbital missile is required to get that high in the air
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   • teknomunk (teknomunk@apogee.polaris-1.work)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 04:58:14 JST teknomunk

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     • pyrate : sleigh captain
     I would be concerned with the dispersion of any laser weapon system. 60,000 feet is a lot of distance for bits of dust and spread to weaken it. I think free space optical systems start maxing out around 1-2 miles (5-10k feet).
     
     There was that chemical laser system, the YAL-1, but it was retired/canceled in 2015.
     
     https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_YAL-1
     If I were tasked with building a system to destroy this balloon, a ground controlled solid fuel rocket launched from as close to directly below the balloon and explosive-propelled shrapnel to shred the balloon material would be the direction I would go.
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   • Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies (rupertvonripp@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 04:58:56 JST Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies

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     • pyrate : sleigh captain
     • 🎄:njp:Robert_Cheerfully :windmill_of_friendship: 🇷🇺🎆
     @WashedOutGundamPilot @Robert_Edwardly @pyrate Correct. China doesn't have any reason to cause me trouble, plenty of ZOG types would love to have more "nazis" to parade on tv.
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   • 🎄:njp:Robert_Cheerfully :windmill_of_friendship: 🇷🇺🎆 (robert_edwardly@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 04:59:54 JST 🎄:njp:Robert_Cheerfully :windmill_of_friendship: 🇷🇺🎆

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     • Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies
     • pyrate : sleigh captain
     @WashedOutGundamPilot @RupertvonRipp @pyrate I can hate both. I have so much hate to give.
   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 04:59:54 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies
     • pyrate : sleigh captain
     • 🎄:njp:Robert_Cheerfully :windmill_of_friendship: 🇷🇺🎆

     @Robert_Edwardly @RupertvonRipp @pyrate There’s a lot I hate about the chinks but I can’t completely hate them, they’re just so openly self-interested and honest about their shittiness.

   • Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies (rupertvonripp@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 05:00:15 JST Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies

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     • pyrate : sleigh captain
     • 🎄:njp:Robert_Cheerfully :windmill_of_friendship: 🇷🇺🎆
     @Robert_Edwardly @WashedOutGundamPilot @pyrate Any hate we have for the PRC is raw abstract and unrelated to anything happening here and now. There isn't a universe in which Xi rules us directly.
     
     Hate instead the kike niggerfaggots who actually do you harm.
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   • merchantHelios (merchanthelios@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 05:03:22 JST merchantHelios

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     • pyrate : sleigh captain
     • 🎄:njp:Robert_Cheerfully :windmill_of_friendship: 🇷🇺🎆
     @WashedOutGundamPilot @Robert_Edwardly @pyrate if it's on purpose, it could just be to ruffle feathers and make ZOG look bad publicly, weather seems too good an explanation for it to just happen to be over an ICBM base (I think I saw someone talking about this so in going to assume it's true because I am lazy)
   • Groomschild (groomschild@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 05:03:22 JST Groomschild

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     • pyrate : sleigh captain
     • 🎄:njp:Robert_Cheerfully :windmill_of_friendship: 🇷🇺🎆
     @merchantHelios @WashedOutGundamPilot @Robert_Edwardly @pyrate Jetstream
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   • Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies (rupertvonripp@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 05:03:56 JST Dr. Rupert, Doctor of Shitpoasting Studies

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     • pyrate : sleigh captain
     • 🎄:njp:Robert_Cheerfully :windmill_of_friendship: 🇷🇺🎆
     @Robert_Edwardly @WashedOutGundamPilot @pyrate They also don't and cannot rule us. The fent grievance is all well and good but only possible because the kikes who rule us wish it to be so.
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   • 🎄:njp:Robert_Cheerfully :windmill_of_friendship: 🇷🇺🎆 (robert_edwardly@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 05:03:57 JST 🎄:njp:Robert_Cheerfully :windmill_of_friendship: 🇷🇺🎆

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     • pyrate : sleigh captain
     @RupertvonRipp @WashedOutGundamPilot @pyrate China manufactures thousands of pounds of fent knockoffs then sells them to the Mexican cartels on the condition they jump the border, for the sole reason it's bad for Americans.
     
     They imprison pastors for not editing their sermons and venerate icons of mao, a psycho mass killer
     
     
     Fuck the chicoms, they're not good just because they're not zog
   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 05:07:58 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Radians
     • Codeki :njp:

     @Codeki @DemonSixOne It would end up just like that:

     “hahahah holy shit they sent the world’s FIRST Latinx LGBTQIAP++ Woman F-22 Commander up and she had to do 3 fly-bys before even hitting the balloon and then she managed to put it into a flat spin”

   • Codeki :njp: (codeki@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 05:07:59 JST Codeki :njp:

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     • Radians

     @WashedOutGundamPilot @DemonSixOne And just imagine if they send a woman pilot, and she fails to thread that needle. . .

     “What do you mean a female pilot crashed a multimillion dollar jet while trying to take down a balloon? We all look like laughing stocks.”

   • pyrate : sleigh captain (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 05:11:21 JST pyrate : sleigh captain

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     • Christmas Coon
     • teknomunk
     Chad JWST can see into your soul
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   • Christmas Coon (mebigbrain@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 05:11:22 JST Christmas Coon

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     • teknomunk
     @WashedOutGundamPilot @teknomunk @pyrate Something about this telescope looks like a wojak variant to me (my brain is internet-poisoned).
   • Radians (demonsixone@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 05:26:17 JST Radians

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     • Codeki :njp:
     @WashedOutGundamPilot @Codeki Reminded and amused that envelope plots are for level flight and imagining your latinx LGTBBQ+ pilot getting frustrated and pulling the AoA tape deep into the red portion.
     
     Almost as funny as the boomer in the waiting lounge earlier babbling about how suspicious the route is while the weather channel is in the background on loop with a display of the GFS jetstream model superimposed on a national weather map.
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 05:26:55 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Radians
     • Codeki :njp:

     @DemonSixOne @Codeki I’m so often tempted to say

     “do you know what you’re talking about? It doesn’t seem like ya do“

     every day, just to spin ‘em up

   • Tactical (tactical@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 05:28:05 JST Tactical

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     • Radians
     • Codeki :njp:
     stealing this to bother the new guys at work
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   • Groomschild (groomschild@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 06:10:31 JST Groomschild

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     • pyrate : sleigh captain
     @pyrate @WashedOutGundamPilot That will then expose the fact that the US had such a weapon. Which is valuable info in of itself. Might be even more valuable than the location of missile silos depending on what the laser true purpose is
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   • oussy :ougi: (peemasons@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 06:10:59 JST oussy :ougi:

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot i’m gonna get up there and pop it with my bare hands
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   • 🎄:njp:Robert_Cheerfully :windmill_of_friendship: 🇷🇺🎆 (robert_edwardly@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 12:22:40 JST 🎄:njp:Robert_Cheerfully :windmill_of_friendship: 🇷🇺🎆

     in reply to

     • Twoinchdestroya
     • pyrate : sleigh captain
     @WashedOutGundamPilot @Twoinchdestroya @pyrate Ryder at the Pentagon gave a press conference and said "it will be over the us for a few days", which is phrasing that makes it seem like they've accepted the L.
     
     Ryder also said China says it's a off course weather balloon and "pentagon officials dispute that claim".
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