Notices by Codeki :njp: (codeki@poa.st), page 11

@WashedOutGundamPilot @pirin04 Yeah, the offer I got from working with Filipinos was basically, “if you got 10 grand, I got a sister I could sell you. We just need to bring her here from the Philippines.”

Pulls out phone

“Here’s a catalog of about 50 relatives I’m trying to bring over. See any you like?”

@WashedOutGundamPilot “I got my orbital broken by a Paki that came in because women in the government expanded immigration. . . Here’s how White men are at fault.”

@WashedOutGundamPilot Boomer reads that: “Ooh Rah, how patriotic.”

Millennial reads that: “she got fucked by every dude on that ship.”

@WashedOutGundamPilot @Twoinchdestroya Yep. I know a Russian guy who when asked, said he only knows two languages: Russian and English.

When I told him he knows more than two languages, he told me that he understands more than two languages, but he is not comfortable speaking those. “If someone talks to me in those versions of Russian, I can generally understand them, but I’m not going to feel comfortable trying to speak back to them and in the same version of the language. I can speak back to them in Russian, but I don’t speak their language.”

@deprecated_ii @DW2 High information rightwingers: “I know exactly what is going on, and I know exactly who is doing this to us.”

High information leftwingers: “And I just got done writing a 3,000 page manifesto on how men are women and race isn’t real.”

@WashedOutGundamPilot @GabeLakmann I hear people mention it, but they’re always mocking it. Stuff like, “Why is Brayden single?”

“Oh, his ex thought you could make a lot of money on OnlyFans?”.

“did she?”

“Nah, one dude paid the five and spread the nudes to everyone.”

@epic @nukie @LukeAlmighty @RupertvonRipp @SuperSnekFriend @WashedOutGundamPilot Yeah, there’s another chick that I end up having to explain things to because I don’t make her cry when I tell her things. The reason I don’t make her cry is because I watch my language like I’m babysitting a young child.

Instead of “You fucked up 4 hours worth of product, and here’s what you need to do next time,” I have to coach it as, “The quality department found issues with some of the product that was made earlier. Can we make sure that we do additional quality checks though the night to prevent issues in the future?”

Never say, “You need to do this.” Always word it as “We need to do this.”

And our supervisor will go, “Go get Amy to do X. I don’t know how to word it so she doesn’t take it as a personal slight.”

@RupertvonRipp @LukeAlmighty @WashedOutGundamPilot @nukie @SuperSnekFriend Funny enough, the one case I saw this happen in real life, the child ended up way better off, because the mom just took off.

The stepdad, who had adopted her, ended up getting full custody and raised her on his own the rest of her childhood. She’s now very happy and healthy, with multiple children, and a loving husband of 10 years.

Her half siblings. . . Are either dead, on hard drugs, in jail, or some combination. Also, funny detail. The girl is half native American, and does not claim that heritage. Tells everyone she’s pure white. Her siblings all claim to be full-blooded Indians. Because they want the free shit

@WashedOutGundamPilot @RupertvonRipp @LukeAlmighty @nukie @SuperSnekFriend That was just the first thing to pop into my head, because my aunt’s oldest daughter treats my uncle like her dad, because her dad is dead. Has been since she was an infant. And my uncle’s kids treat her like Mom, because their mom is absolute trash.

As an example of how trash she is, when me, my dad, and my younger brother ran into her and her newest boyfriend, she hit on us because she knew it would piss off my uncle.

@LukeAlmighty @WashedOutGundamPilot @nukie @RupertvonRipp @SuperSnekFriend “Your stepdad showed up and rescued us from the gutter and has raised you as if you were his own daughter. . . But this abusive shitbag gives me the tingles, so I’m going to utterly destroy your life because mommy matters most.”

@WashedOutGundamPilot @RupertvonRipp @LukeAlmighty @nukie @SuperSnekFriend The only good stepchild relationship I’ve seen, involves my cousins and my aunt. Because their biological mother is absolute garbage. Just human trash.

They treat their stepmom like she’s their real mom. And they treat their bio mom like she’s a stranger.

@LukeAlmighty @nukie @RupertvonRipp @SuperSnekFriend @WashedOutGundamPilot No, a factory. This was an okay looking chick who kept cheating on her husband, and he divorced her after finding out all six of their kids weren’t his.

@LukeAlmighty @nukie @RupertvonRipp @SuperSnekFriend @WashedOutGundamPilot Don’t feel pity. She was an absolute dog shit person. She stole all of the Christmas presents that her ex-husband got for her kids, and traded them for meth, and then overdosed on Christmas Eve if I remember it.

He ended up getting full custody of all the children, even though they weren’t biologically his, and they are all far better off without their mother in their lives.

@WashedOutGundamPilot @LukeAlmighty @nukie @RupertvonRipp @SuperSnekFriend Of course, this was the same chick who asked me why she couldn’t find any good dudes. Just outright asked me, “You’re smart, why can’t I find a good dude?”

“Because you’re 27, okay looking, and have six kids by six different dudes. At this point, the absolute best you’re going to get, is an absolute simp with no self-respect. I don’t think you understand how much you need to lower your standards. Because at this point, on a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a one.”

She really didn’t like hearing it, but she listened.

@WashedOutGundamPilot @LukeAlmighty @nukie @RupertvonRipp @SuperSnekFriend I had a chick at work who asked me why I’m so understanding, and listen so well. And I’m just like, “you don’t want to know.”

She goes, “No really. What’s the trick?”

Me: “You know how when a 4-year-old cries, you don’t blame the 4-year-old for crying. They’re four, they’re going to cry. All you can do is comfort them.”

Her: “yeah?”

Me: “and how you don’t get mad at a dog for shitting in the yard, because they’re dogs. They’re going to shit in the yard. It’s a thing dogs do.”

Her: “ Yeaaah?”

Me: “well I just expect women to be emotional and not logical. If you’re complaining about something, do you want me to explain to you exactly how to fix it?”

Her: “No. Generally I just want to bitch how about how I’m unhappy.”

Me: “exactly. You don’t think like I do. And I don’t expect you to think like I do. And because I don’t expect you to think like I do, I don’t expect the same standards from you that I would from someone like me.”

Her: “so you don’t get angry at us when we’re being unreasonable, because you just expect us to be unreasonable?”

Me: “Yup.”

Her: “You were right, I didn’t want to know.”

@RupertvonRipp @WashedOutGundamPilot @SuperSnekFriend @nukie They don’t want the principles and mindset of a family man. They want someone who seems dangerous and gives them the tingles, but will settle down for them.

But they also have to remain seeming dangerous, and giving them the tingles. Because if they ever stop giving these women the tingles, they get replaced the next day.

@WashedOutGundamPilot @RupertvonRipp @SuperSnekFriend @nukie “We keep dating people that say they’re here to fuck, and not get married. For some reason, they’re just here to fuck, and not get married! All men are trash!”

@WashedOutGundamPilot Oh, I made a fat Mexican chick blow up on me a few years ago when she hit on me while I had my niece, and I just went, “You are wasting your time. I don’t date single moms, brown chicks, or fat chicks, so that’s three strikes against you.”

Oh, did she wail like a banshee.

@WashedOutGundamPilot @deprecated_ii @RealRaul Well they have been pushing pretty hard on /pol/ for the last year with the whole “You faggots need to man up and protect your country” bullshit.

@WashedOutGundamPilot @Sprayfoam_Sal @James10550088 @grey Well, you care more when it’s a hobby. If you get paid to deal with insane people, it gets boring having to deal with fucking nutcases.

If you think it’s fun, or you are doing it out of spite because the person fucked you over at some point? Why yes, I will write a piece of software to record every single of his stream, transcribe it to text, and then search it for interesting keywords to clip.