Notices by Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)

Oh yay the boss calls already. Back to the grind

All the new art is from that korean game, not the worst thing but come on gimme some battlsehips

They got more chesty broads than I remember tho

Wish there was a IRL type of girl w/ the cute eyes-closed thing. Slants really don't have that charm, pure fantasy

On the road last week we kept hanging out at this bar and the waitress there had this insanely chesty/hippy body combo, I felt like I was looking at a filter in real time.

Primo butterface though, body was great if you like 'em thick & fuggable, but she's got the kind of face that just doesn't look feminine & pretty

Log in Same ol same old

Oh well here's tiggy

@suquili @Tony @daughterofgia @RealRaul AFAIK none of the zoomer girls in the family have/had a tinder. They see it as gross & desperate. It's boomer to them, in the sense that millennials are corny boomers.

The sexual rat race is simply optimized, those with any success have honed their skills, so inexperienced girls are too shy to jump in and get flattened the second they leave the pit lane. Tinder, dating apps seem to be largely done with middle to upper-middle class white girls with fathers and some kind of religious upbringing. It's not as bad as it used to be, from the looks of it

@gentoobro @anonaccount No it's okay, see, because they bought new toys like the MRAP and a new rifle so they already solved those problems

and if that doesn't work there's always black girl magic™ in the command staff, that never fails

@Turdicus @Hyperhidrosis sometimes their only quality metric is whether there's at least one stankpussy girl in the anime

@anonaccount I remember this take, it's fun but a bit oversimplified to pretend the USA is going to pull out of this flat spin by retvrning to the "Arsenal of Democracy" economy. It simply ain't in us.

This plan sounds like your buddy at chili's, three beers deep, telling you "I could TOTALLY nail a standing backflip, I did it back in 5th grade like it was nothin" (He cannot, in fact, do a backflip)

@suquili @Tony @daughterofgia @RealRaul It sounds dumb but we were setting everybody up over the winter. One fren just got a new grandma in-law and she's started arranging dates with chicks in her country town

Sure, they aren't top-tier but it's better than nothing

@Tony @daughterofgia @RealRaul @suquili Neither gender has a good idea of what's really hot to the other, but when they left all the men were looking at each other like "what does she see in him?"

It would be one thing if he had a good personality, but he's nothing. He doesn't interact, he's bland, nothing, zero, like a lobotomy patient. His grand ambition is working for his dad in some accounting practice too.

I think the dating market hasn't figured out that there are women who'd accept a lower bid than we think, because they get so few real bids at all.

@MisterLister for good reason

@suquili @Tony @daughterofgia @RealRaul They live at home in their parents' house, with little exposure to the outside world and new people - that's the only way they're single.

If you saw the ludicrous looks-mismatches of the girls here you'd be struck dumb. I had forgotten how crazy it was until thanksgiving, seeing my hot-girl cousins with chubbysoft "shy bois" only reminded me that sometimes you just gotta be the lucky bastard who showed up in her life

Oh and I've now seen girls jealously copying this chick so that's coming along, too. One of them would be a real catch if she'd drop about 24 lbs.....maybe one day. For now she makes for a good chubby "just a friend" girl for one of the boys in town. He thinks she's cool and just like a sister he never had....she's swinging for the fences to lock him down before he goes off to college

Ah puppy love. Cute

Otherwise I got nothin, still out of fresh takes. Not much time to think now that I'm away from the desk, everything's been said.

Browns everywhere, everybody unhealthy, girls are now the shut-in NEET virgins whining about how they're ignored, guys are far afield losing themselves in fantasy/drink/drug and forgetting about women altogether, boomers slowly and ploddingly beginning to hate the 'noid menace in all it's stripes

Brown cabbie nearly unintelligible to me despite fifteen minutes of conversation, but I could tell that the gist was "fuckin niggers are everywhere ruining things"

So we all got that in common

@RealRaul @WhiteJihadJaws Mine was literally 50+ brown villagers from my old jobs asking for money and awkward invites from people JUST outside the circle of showing up to stuff

Awful site

@WhiteJihadJaws My beef w/ IRL people is that they continually fill in my beliefs with garbage, in order to get anywhere talking about anything of value you have to clearly go point-by-point

@LordMordred Oh cool I'll leave this here, this was added to the collection but I'm gonna delete it

3-star at best

@Ghislaine But fr fr the Jeju one was this morning right? What's the new one