when you drop your coat 10 stories down and you're scared to use the elevator because reasons but you just happen to have a couple hundred feet of rope handy as well as a giant crab in your apartment
this is the most chinese thing i've seen in a minute
if you are a respectable family man with a stable marriage and career and you happen to make it into the public sphere of opinion and e-celebrity the weird sex shit will probably come (cum) to you.
even if you are doing a sloppy job of distilling gin or whiskey or whatever it's not like you're going to take a few shots and go blind, it's just going to give you a worse hangover. if you are going blind from bootleg booze you were on your way to an early death from something alcoholism related anyway.
how to make it to a comfortable middle class existence when every other manufacturing base in the world has just been bfto and you get paid in the new global reserve currency.
things have been changing so swiftly in the past century or so that a lot of the advice the older people have for their kids is obsolete because it comes from their experience in what was quite literally a completely different world with completely different rules and survival strategies. See the boomer ask to speak to the firm handshake manager bootstraps stuff. Sure it's a nice thought but it's just not applicable in the same sense that it was.
it's the wombo combo of the boomer 'well i ain't got nuthin to hide' and the zoomers who want to document every stupid thing that happens online because they want to be e-famous.