Notices by Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)
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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 21-Nov-2024 20:10:48 JST Hoss Delgado >Opinion rooted in reality? Ew, ban this chud immediately!
I look forward to the BlueSky userbase descending ever further into madness until they're rendered husks capable only of howling incoherently like spider monkeys and flinging shit at the walls. -
Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 21-Nov-2024 16:38:51 JST Hoss Delgado >tfw Sam's Club commandos decrypted our comms and ambushed our convoy on the way back to the FOB. -
Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 21-Nov-2024 16:38:27 JST Hoss Delgado Fat chance. Haven't you seen the pictures of Trump paying tribute at the Wailing Fryer? He's in MOG's pocket. -
Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 21-Nov-2024 16:38:21 JST Hoss Delgado >I will let the free market of infectious pathogens decide your fate. -
Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 21-Nov-2024 16:38:17 JST Hoss Delgado >CO puts in a requisition to command.
>Given orders to go pick up a one ton pallet of 5.56 at Costco #351-Bravo. -
Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 21-Nov-2024 16:38:14 JST Hoss Delgado >this guy is whining that google is getting such a raw deal in its antitrust proceedings
No such thing. Any ruling that doesn't end with Google smashed into a gorillion itty bitty little pieces is too lenient. -
Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 21-Nov-2024 16:38:12 JST Hoss Delgado Breaking up Google would lead to a net economic gain for everybody within a year. -
Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 21-Nov-2024 16:38:10 JST Hoss Delgado Antitrust law needs to be updated for the modern age. The current iteration doesn't have enough provisions for putting executives up against walls. -
Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 21-Nov-2024 16:38:09 JST Hoss Delgado >Dr. House opens up Mr. House's pod.
>"YOU FOOL! YOU'VE KILLED ME!"
>Diagnoses him with Lupus.
>Leaves. -
Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 21-Nov-2024 16:38:07 JST Hoss Delgado Jeff has already sealed himself inside a pod surrounded by automated defense systems just like House. -
Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 21-Nov-2024 16:38:07 JST Hoss Delgado FAGMAN wields more power than at least 75% of the countries on the planet.
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Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 21-Nov-2024 16:38:05 JST Hoss Delgado There is something so dark yet hilarious about a suicide pod merchant frantically strangling his first customer because it didn't work. -
Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 21-Nov-2024 16:38:02 JST Hoss Delgado >McDonald's and Burger King conduct a prisoner swap overseen by neutral Wendy's mediators. -
Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 21-Nov-2024 16:38:00 JST Hoss Delgado >tfw RFK Jr goes for a ride in an open-top limo through Dallas mere days before he's due to bring back the Tallow Standard. -
Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 21-Nov-2024 16:03:51 JST Hoss Delgado The worst part of working retail was being constantly prodded to shill the store credit card. I didn't care about the $100 bonus I got for it, asking some geezer if he wants to open a line of credit while he's just there to get a pair of damn boots made me feel like such a faggot. -
Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 21-Nov-2024 16:03:50 JST Hoss Delgado Oh, I never successfully shilled the card to anybody but my mom. -
Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 21-Nov-2024 16:01:27 JST Hoss Delgado >Customer comes in.
>Already knows exactly what he wants.
>Swipes card.
>Leaves.
Love that nigga. -
Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 21-Nov-2024 15:08:55 JST Hoss Delgado Based Jeff bullying Threadscels. I wish I could see them. -
Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 21-Nov-2024 12:20:48 JST Hoss Delgado It's time to make advertising illegal. -
Hoss Delgado (hoss@shitpost.cloud)'s status on Thursday, 21-Nov-2024 12:20:24 JST Hoss Delgado >copy/paste isnt in the right click menu anymore
Beat Windows developers to death with a brick in the parking lot outside of Microsoft headquarters. In real life.