Notices by Caek Islove 🍰 ❤️ (caekislove@gleasonator.com)

It's fucking unreal how many Doordash drivers don't realize that their job is to bring the food to our DOORS. It's right there in the name. I'm not gonna give you detailed directions or walk 2 blocks away to meet you. You either bring it HERE or fuck off!

@crunklord420 Every female American politician only knows how to laugh like the Joker.

@DW2 Sam doesn't miss.

@MK2boogaloo Bullying works.

OUH HUSBANT YOU TRIED TO SHOOT DONOLDO TRUMPU AND NOW WE ARE OUTRAWS

@Terry Ugh, rare case of reverse cultural pollution.

I don't like it. i don't like it one bit.

@Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @Terry I saw comments on Twitter along the lines of "Why does that girl in the middle have a fish up her ass?"

The Camp of the Saints in visual form

Women are natural communists, inclined to trade their liberty and family for the state, which is why they NEVER should have civil rights. Literally every country that granted civil rights to women has suffered by any conceivable measure. We need to roll that shit back.

@StoleMyThundersBalls @RealRaul lol she probably is too dumb to realize that she could easily have put pants and a t-shirt over her "cosplay"

Meet the jewish spook who most likely carries the nuclear football. She went from being the owner of a leftist bookstore to deputy director of the CIA in 5 years. Remember kids: the existence of the Deep State is a paranoid conspiracy theory!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avril_Haines

@mint @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @leyonhjelm @p @Dagnar @randbot @Hoss @maxmustermann That's quite odd.

@mint @Hoss @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @leyonhjelm @p @Dagnar @randbot @maxmustermann MISSILE LAUNCH DETECTED

@p @maxmustermann @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @Dagnar @Hoss Why are the Carl's Jrs in California good but the ones in Texas are shit? There's some sort of conspiracy afoot i know it

@Hoss I don't know what's real or parody in California anymore. I absolutely can imagine some brown politician saying that it would be racist not to let the criminals know at what threshold they will actually be arrested when they commit crimes.

@Red_Hat @Hoss I went to Yosemite when I was a teenager and it was very nice. Well, except for the bears. Didn't care for those.

@Hoss @Red_Hat Japan is pretty similar. Wonderful place to visit as a rich tourist, but actually living and working there sucks ass.

@Red_Hat @Hoss Low wages, long hours, open racial discrimination against non-Japanese.

Unless you have very specialized skills and experience, it's easy to get trapped in an English teaching bubble for decades and wake up one day at age 50 still earning the equivalent of minimum wage.

It's undeniable that the food is excellent and the women are beautiful, however. For many, the tradeoff to enjoy that full time rather than just on vacation is worth it.

@Hoss @Red_Hat In their work culture, the first person to leave the office is saying "FUCK YOU" to everyone still there. Even the people who took an hour long nap in their cube at 3.

Imagine the government putting this sign out in front of your store.