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  1. stoner713 (stoner713@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 22-Aug-2024 03:11:27 JST stoner713 stoner713
    THE ELEVEN STEP GUIDE TO ROPE CARE
    you're going to need this eventually and it is on the final exam, so...

    1. If you’re this far then you believe your going to need that rope to work as you seen it on t.v., quick and fast and under load. A failure in the rope to operate effectively could mean a mess to deal with. A big, long, drawn out mess. Ammo is not cheap anymore.

    2. Precut the rope. In Minecraft a 35-45 foot telephone pole is the standard (typical) length used in pre-spawned cities to carry one or two cross arms. Overhead street signs are a minimum of 17 feet, this varies by world generation, so check vanilla Minecraft ordinances.

    3. Presoak rope in warm water. Not for your cousin's hand, for the rope. You're gonna need a bigger bucket, really.

    4. Wash the rope in hot water with small amount of detergent. This is going to remove the gunk from sitting in homo depot on that spool for the last year...or your garage.

    5. Rewash with no soap. Any detergent left in the rope will interfere with later steps. Yes, those steps are important.

    6. Boil rope then simmer for 8 hrs. First put it in cool water and then add heat, slowly boiled frogs ya know. Do this outside on a camp stove. You know, like a Coleman. The green one in that dirty garage of yours.

    7. Dry rope under tension, about 20 lbs. Use the kettle bell you got out in that fucking garage and make sure it is clean. I know you got one or why else did you buy the rope. I know why you want to get stronger. Washing the rope will shrink the rope some. Not like the one time you washed your bae’s sweater because you had an accident in the bedroom and you shrunk that fucker smaller than a munchkin would be able to comfortably wear, but it will shrink.

    8. Stretch the rope. This removes the last bit of water as well as breaking up the fibers in the rope, which makes it softer, an unfortunate side effect, but the softer rope will move faster. Again, faster under load is what we’re looking for.

    9. Singe the rope. Ok, a candle 'will' work, but that's gonna leave a lot of soot on the rope. And your wife is gonna be pissed if you used up her pumpkins spice candles she got from yankee candle. Better, more manly AND using the shit you have in the garage. Remember the stove from step 4, the green one? Yeah use it. Set to medium and run it through the flame. Now don't get all autist and worry about every bit of fuzz, get the most of it and let it be. There is always going to be a small bit left but it will dissipate as you use the rope.

    9. Repeat steps 4, 5 and 7. Rewash with detergent and again without soap to remove soot, again this can bind up the rope when smoothness and speed are important. Re-drying is important!

    10. Oil the rope with natural oil. Do not be a pussy and go all coconut oil (which is technically good but gay as fuck) use MINK OIL. Minks are EVIL. Get a clean cloth, dampen it in Mink Oil and pull the rope through the piece of cloth. Repeat the process of dampening and then pull through in the opposite direction. Run the rope through your hands to work the oils in. If its dripping you have gone WAY too far. It should feel smooth through your hand. Bee’s wax can be used. It sounds a bit hippified but stay with me here. Leatherworkers know bees wax is good stuff and those fellas ain’t fairies. It does not age as quickly as oils, does not go stale and preserves really well. A bar of it is easy to use, just running it lightly over your ropes or holding the bar in your palm and pulling the ropes through. Remember to use sparingly though. An ounce of bee’s wax will treat over 650 feet of rope. And that is a lot of light poles.

    11. The last thing is to whip the ends of the rope. This keeps it from fraying. Don't tie a knot in it or you won’t be able to tie any important knots in it later.
    In conversation about 3 months ago from poa.st permalink
  2. stoner713 (stoner713@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 18-Aug-2024 01:40:26 JST stoner713 stoner713
    in reply to
    • Unusual Strange Professional Killstreak Festivized Genuine Self-made Haunted Collector's Vintage Curvin
    • :awoo_tired: shotgun snuggler :clownpiece_smug:
    @Curvin @poopernova ok, I'll bite and scroll up...


    edit: worth it
    In conversation about 3 months ago from poa.st permalink
  3. stoner713 (stoner713@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 09-Aug-2024 23:43:57 JST stoner713 stoner713
    in reply to
    • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
    @WashedOutGundamPilot
    In conversation about 3 months ago from poa.st permalink

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  4. stoner713 (stoner713@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 02-Aug-2024 07:10:12 JST stoner713 stoner713
    in reply to
    • ❄️:padoru: SantaSnekFriend :padoru:❄️
    • Groomschild
    • Dragon Zero
    • EdBoatConnoisseur
    • KnifeEar
    @SuperSnekFriend @KnifeEar @EdBoatConnoisseur @Groomschild @William_The_Dragonborn EVERYONE
    In conversation about 4 months ago from poa.st permalink

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  5. stoner713 (stoner713@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 01-Aug-2024 00:21:29 JST stoner713 stoner713
    in reply to
    • dictatordave
    @dictatordave start? I thought this was already on the regular.
    In conversation about 4 months ago from poa.st permalink
  6. stoner713 (stoner713@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 25-Jul-2024 23:35:24 JST stoner713 stoner713
    in reply to
    • Trevor Goodchild:verified::pondering_orb:
    • Judge Dread
    • dubbub :windmill_of_friendship: ☦️
    • Viking5050
    @dubbub @TrevorGoodchild @Viking5050 @judgedread I honestly tried to watch the new Dune. When I saw Thufir Hawat was a niggeR and Duncan was an island niggeR, I turned it off. The Ornithopters were cool though.
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  7. stoner713 (stoner713@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Jul-2024 09:31:37 JST stoner713 stoner713
    in reply to
    • Unusual Strange Professional Killstreak Festivized Genuine Self-made Haunted Collector's Vintage Curvin
    • GrungeQueef :verified:
    @Curvin @GrungeQueef
    In conversation about 4 months ago from poa.st permalink

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  8. stoner713 (stoner713@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Jul-2024 09:31:09 JST stoner713 stoner713
    in reply to
    • NotImportant
    • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
    @NotImportant @WashedOutGundamPilot wait, he's still putting out songs?
    In conversation about 4 months ago from poa.st permalink
  9. stoner713 (stoner713@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 19-Jul-2024 22:15:35 JST stoner713 stoner713
    in reply to
    • Some German Guy
    • Xeraser
    • teto
    • :vibing_rainbow: kittymaxxing :vibing_rainbow:
    @rosey @Some_German_Guy @teto @Xeraser ok, that's cool
    In conversation about 4 months ago from poa.st permalink
  10. stoner713 (stoner713@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 07-Jul-2024 07:17:30 JST stoner713 stoner713
    in reply to
    • RW Fren Squads
    @catmanmancat Smart colors and the pattern is quite stunning in red/gold. And you already have a camo, so...
    In conversation about 5 months ago from poa.st permalink
  11. stoner713 (stoner713@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 07-Jul-2024 07:17:30 JST stoner713 stoner713
    • RW Fren Squads
    @catmanmancat Ken all day
    In conversation about 5 months ago from poa.st permalink
  12. stoner713 (stoner713@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 06-Jul-2024 03:45:09 JST stoner713 stoner713
    in reply to
    • Chineseman 🟥 #nobot
    • 「Under Divine Advent」 :gentoo:
    • New Janny in Town
    @IAMAL_PHARIUS @TeaTootler @MK2boogaloo ewww, jews are soooo 1945
    In conversation about 5 months ago from poa.st permalink
  13. stoner713 (stoner713@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 06-Jul-2024 00:55:07 JST stoner713 stoner713
    in reply to
    • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
    • ✠Panzer-Tan✠
    @WashedOutGundamPilot @PanzerTan
    In conversation about 5 months ago from poa.st permalink

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  14. stoner713 (stoner713@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Jul-2024 02:04:30 JST stoner713 stoner713
    in reply to
    • Kenny Blankenship
    • Trevor Goodchild:verified::pondering_orb:
    • VikingWays
    @DW2 @VikingWays @TrevorGoodchild jews?
    In conversation about 5 months ago from poa.st permalink
  15. stoner713 (stoner713@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 27-Jun-2024 03:56:40 JST stoner713 stoner713
    in reply to
    • Sick Burn, Bro
    • Spingebill
    @Spingebill @sickburnbro Because he isn't a niggeR?
    In conversation about 5 months ago from poa.st permalink
  16. stoner713 (stoner713@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Jun-2024 00:29:01 JST stoner713 stoner713
    in reply to
    • d
    • DireGoy
    • Patricles
    @Patricles @deprecated_ii @DireGoy For the H1B visas.
    In conversation about 5 months ago from poa.st permalink
  17. stoner713 (stoner713@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Jun-2024 06:40:16 JST stoner713 stoner713
    in reply to
    • Judge Dread
    @judgedread I wonder what Netflix, and the rest for that matter, are spending on creating new content vs buying content created by others?
    In conversation about 5 months ago from poa.st permalink
  18. stoner713 (stoner713@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 21-Jun-2024 11:35:53 JST stoner713 stoner713
    in reply to
    • ❄️:padoru: SantaSnekFriend :padoru:❄️
    • Groomschild
    • Lichelord Godfrey
    • Giar Naga Thar
    • wastelad
    @lichelordgodfrey @SuperSnekFriend @Groomschild @wastelad @Dicer >Bubblegum Crisis is added to list.
    In conversation about 5 months ago from poa.st permalink

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  19. stoner713 (stoner713@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 21-Jun-2024 11:35:43 JST stoner713 stoner713
    in reply to
    • ❄️:padoru: SantaSnekFriend :padoru:❄️
    • Groomschild
    • Lichelord Godfrey
    • Giar Naga Thar
    • wastelad
    @lichelordgodfrey @SuperSnekFriend @Groomschild @wastelad @Dicer This will make me sound like the old guy, but I still like Bubblegum Crisis.
    In conversation about 5 months ago from poa.st permalink
  20. stoner713 (stoner713@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 15-Jun-2024 03:52:07 JST stoner713 stoner713
    in reply to
    • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
    • fat ugly creepy angry retarded louser
    @professionalbigot69 @WashedOutGundamPilot nope
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    Never was I so lost as when I looked for what was important to other men. Mut der Verzweiflung (courage out of desperation) I am Rorschach, and you all will die in the sewage of human life.

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