I told my girl I realized something I find phenomenally lovable and attractive about her: She's never once mentioned wanting a tattoo
I didn't realize it was even there until I was joking w/ a girl that they all have a secret fantasy tat they're too chicken to get, planned in perfect detail, and when she asked what my wife's was I drew a blank and took the L.
Hopefully it's true that it's mostly a millennial whore/hag thing