Notices by pyrate : sleigh captain (pyrate@nicecrew.digital), page 23
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pyrate : sleigh captain (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 30-May-2023 21:47:06 JST pyrate : sleigh captain > 2246
> Archaeologists unearth your bunker hatch from an cave in that happened around 100 years ago.
> they descend into cold and forgotten time capsule
> they find rack after rack of ancient computer equipment all hastily wired in a rats nest.
> manage to patch together some of the data with their degraded capabilities
> its this Pikamee archive. -
pyrate : sleigh captain (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 29-May-2023 11:37:04 JST pyrate : sleigh captain > 480p video starts playing
> "Allah akbar"
> " I have siezed 24 of your immobilization devices"
> "If you fail to waive every fine in the next day, I will chop each of these devices with my plasma torch"
> "1 FOR EACH HOUR YOU FAIL TO RESPOND" -
pyrate : sleigh captain (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 29-May-2023 11:24:00 JST pyrate : sleigh captain lol no, I just know how to remove them nondestructively and lock them to a post or hand it back to a pissed off parking enforcer.
its not theft, but I'm done -
pyrate : sleigh captain (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 29-May-2023 11:19:59 JST pyrate : sleigh captain I have a special kit in my go-bag now specifically for removing tire boots or windshield barnacles. I'm not playing games anymore. -
pyrate : sleigh captain (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 29-May-2023 11:13:20 JST pyrate : sleigh captain spare the sloppa
we're just doing chicken stock and ramen tonight babe. -
pyrate : sleigh captain (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 29-May-2023 06:35:11 JST pyrate : sleigh captain damn bro, that's a soul crushing concept.
i hope you're getting good intel though. -
pyrate : sleigh captain (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 29-May-2023 06:34:30 JST pyrate : sleigh captain > be me
> ems
> enter scene
> distressed but oddly relieved parents
> The RGB noose matches the PC case. kek. -
pyrate : sleigh captain (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 27-May-2023 13:18:35 JST pyrate : sleigh captain Jesse what the fuck are you talking about? -
pyrate : sleigh captain (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 27-May-2023 13:18:33 JST pyrate : sleigh captain Tried that, they all ended up being tranny and/or commie faggots. So when COVID finally came around I humiliated them with everything and burned those bridges. Probably sounded like a crazy person too, but that was when I realized my skitzo fire was too intense for normieland.
D&D is only fun if you play with people completely detached from the characters. As in they treat the characters as monopoly pieces and only scale abilities.
Otherwise you know what else is fun? Fucking video games. -
pyrate : sleigh captain (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 23-May-2023 12:48:35 JST pyrate : sleigh captain Lol. . . she doesn't care about the boat. -
pyrate : sleigh captain (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 15-May-2023 03:25:41 JST pyrate : sleigh captain graf needs to print poast logos onto nipple pasties. -
pyrate : sleigh captain (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 13-May-2023 23:53:33 JST pyrate : sleigh captain sir, are you a cat? -
pyrate : sleigh captain (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 07-May-2023 23:59:00 JST pyrate : sleigh captain I hate Linux because of the community. -
pyrate : sleigh captain (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 07-May-2023 23:58:59 JST pyrate : sleigh captain At this point it doesn't really matter to me... the unfortunate crux of working in technology is having to network with these idiots and play a friendly face with those I absolutely despise and may even desire to visit violence upon them. (groomers, etc)
I more or less stopped caring about video games or any type of content outside of the esoteric information hoarding I do in the off time. Nothing is really "fun" about it anymore.
the other side of this problem is it is not restricted to tech - it's actually everywhere and where it's not, it's gradually trying to slip in. They basically took the country I once loved and made everything gay, weak and stupid. -
pyrate : sleigh captain (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 27-Apr-2023 05:55:33 JST pyrate : sleigh captain 0 nigger towers. -
pyrate : sleigh captain (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 04:23:06 JST pyrate : sleigh captain I have no complaints if the end result is wholesome White families. -
pyrate : sleigh captain (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 03:58:27 JST pyrate : sleigh captain today I learned nicecrew was a dating app. -
pyrate : sleigh captain (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2023 03:58:04 JST pyrate : sleigh captain Yup, all of this pandering to "sensitivity" and "being vulnerable with your partner" is really just programming intended to break relationships. -
pyrate : sleigh captain (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 21-Apr-2023 22:16:58 JST pyrate : sleigh captain I don't understand, you simply owe more because you have a good record paying down and managing any temporary debt? -
pyrate : sleigh captain (pyrate@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 20-Apr-2023 01:12:23 JST pyrate : sleigh captain going to Venus would require more material science breakthroughs, specifically for analog computing. However I do want to say if it's anywhere we should terraform, it's Venus. I've seen a lot of ideas on how it would be possible to artificially trigger an "ice age" and cause the C02 to participate from the atmosphere there.