Tried that, they all ended up being tranny and/or commie faggots. So when COVID finally came around I humiliated them with everything and burned those bridges. Probably sounded like a crazy person too, but that was when I realized my skitzo fire was too intense for normieland.

D&D is only fun if you play with people completely detached from the characters. As in they treat the characters as monopoly pieces and only scale abilities.

Otherwise you know what else is fun? Fucking video games.