Notices by The Christmas Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital)

Like a really long shower where you just stand there and wonder why you bother to live?

I had to use my company's Ender 5 today and kinda wanted to drown myself. Enders are pretty decent, but that one sucked without modification and then sucked again once it was modified too much.

Finally getting around to replacing these broken closet door pegs.

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We broke up two months ago but she's moving out next week. It's been uncomfortable.

I miss salty even though she still lives with me and if I sexually harass her I'll go to jail :cry_hq:

I still love her so much, man. It's emotionally tormenting :wojak_depressed:

It'll get easier. I'm nearly through it

I'm sorry for shittin up your girlfriend thread, doc

What the fucken hell

That's goyslop. You know you can easily make your own Twix at home and it would be way better, right?

All you gotta do is go out back and get fresh milk from your cow, evaporate it and cook it down into fresh caramel, then bake some fresh cookie bars using hand milled wheat flour from your garden and the fresh hand churned butter you should have made... Then just make yourself some chocolate using fresh milled organic grass fed cocao seeds and coat the cookie and caramel together. Boom. There you go. Fresh homemade Twix.

Is it unusual for this time of day (or any time of day?)

Well go on and pour some in!

Hey I'm very unattractive and I treat women great 😤

Solidworks is my preference, but I can only use it at work. For home use, Onshape has been really good. Not great for assemblies, but part design is basically just like SW.

He meant an energy drink

Good afternussy, guys 🥞

I'm a CST nigga but since it's so close to noon I figured I'd get a jump start on afternoonmaxxing.

Ohh shit I gotta make that

Great now colleen knows I'm fat :pepe_craw: