Notices by dogslurp, a fine gentleman (dogslurp@poa.st)
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dogslurp, a fine gentleman (dogslurp@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 14-Oct-2024 08:59:56 JST dogslurp, a fine gentleman @WashedOutGundamPilot @elftummy @Ghislaine @monsterislandcolonizer I remember reading a fanfic when I was 12 of a post-apocalyptic Pokeworld where Ash was shooting Gyarados with a bow off the back of a ship. I always thought this was very much against the spirit of Pokemon. Turns out it was baked in from the start!
going to make the Palworld lawsuit so much funnier because it removes so much of the "we don't like people thinking Pokemon have guns we are nice guys at Nintendo" justification they wanted to use -
dogslurp, a fine gentleman (dogslurp@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 12-Oct-2024 09:55:14 JST dogslurp, a fine gentleman @ArdainianRight @WhitestTemplar ATF, but the question is how they're going to get Trump to hold a dog in front of him. -
dogslurp, a fine gentleman (dogslurp@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 12-Sep-2024 11:19:29 JST dogslurp, a fine gentleman @WashedOutGundamPilot @Shadowbroker2135 >Plus the repetition IS something the japs love.
Christ was this annoying in Bakemonogatari. Thankfully I was forced to stop watching due to the pedophilia! I don't get those people at all. Sometimes they seem as human as us then they revert to weird buggos.
I guess we probably look the same to them with our bluehair landwhales. What a world. -
dogslurp, a fine gentleman (dogslurp@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 31-Aug-2024 01:13:22 JST dogslurp, a fine gentleman @teto @rlier23 @jimmybuffettfanaccount @nierenstein as an edgy teenager who hated authority I thought Catholic church was gay because "so much ritual, look at what they make you do"
now I see protestant services for the pile of shit that they are -
dogslurp, a fine gentleman (dogslurp@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 25-Jul-2024 06:18:13 JST dogslurp, a fine gentleman @WashedOutGundamPilot @Dicer The problem is the people doing the critique can't make anything even 10% as good as what they're talking about and making youtube videos is a craft that people can actually excel at.
I was spoiled early on by Every Frame A Painting, a short-lived channel that critiqued film editing, made by a film editor. So the videos are good in their own right, it's not just "oh I like Jackie Chan so I like this guy's Jackie Chan video".
Very few people put that much effort into things these days. Well, I'm no better... -
dogslurp, a fine gentleman (dogslurp@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Jul-2024 10:17:28 JST dogslurp, a fine gentleman @WashedOutGundamPilot @Remi I dabbled in this stuff back when I cared about photography. The models already had a name for it. GWC. Guy With Camera. Creep who just wants to push barriers. This was pre-instagram pre-onlyfans days so presumably the market is obsolete on both ends. Ya just pay the whores and they do the work themselves. -
dogslurp, a fine gentleman (dogslurp@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Jun-2024 07:19:52 JST dogslurp, a fine gentleman @WashedOutGundamPilot @JuicyGothMommyFeet The perfect followup to this would be the girl revealing who she is and starting an onlyfans to capitalize on the scandal.
I hope he recovers just because it pisses the right people off. They'd be making excuses for Linus Tech Tips in the same scenario so fuck em. Unless it comes out that he was getting off on her being 17 or something.
(add in a line about the "Two-Time" now having two sex scandals) -
dogslurp, a fine gentleman (dogslurp@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Jun-2024 05:36:10 JST dogslurp, a fine gentleman @WashedOutGundamPilot @coolboymew What was the argument, it ruins the aesthetics of a woman's body? I thought that way back then. They have really good implants nowadays though. -
dogslurp, a fine gentleman (dogslurp@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Jun-2024 00:27:57 JST dogslurp, a fine gentleman @monkyyy I once got an interview for some kind of menial warehouse job that paid well and when asked why I wanted the job I said "for the money". I later realized this was a bad answer. I much later realized it was actually a good answer because the kind of idiot who'd take a menial warehouse job and consider it good money would make for a good hire.
Of course the interviewer was a disinterested woman, as was so often the case. -
dogslurp, a fine gentleman (dogslurp@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Jun-2024 09:25:25 JST dogslurp, a fine gentleman @WashedOutGundamPilot Has she seen Jackass? Show her Jackass it's the perfect representation of a world that never existed -
dogslurp, a fine gentleman (dogslurp@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 13-Jun-2024 08:31:47 JST dogslurp, a fine gentleman @WashedOutGundamPilot >the AI will generate responses pulled from data on sites such as reddit
>reddit has AI posts all over the place
>reddit is heavily moderated in one direction
Oh for fucks sake. They can't see these problems before they happen? Come on. Jews deserve what they get.
Pretty soon they'll ask the AI to design a god for them to worship and up goes the 14-fingered statue. -
dogslurp, a fine gentleman (dogslurp@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 02-Jun-2024 07:13:48 JST dogslurp, a fine gentleman @WashedOutGundamPilot @Hoss I know you're speaking in jest (we do a little jesting) but a motivated White man who actually got a system-critical job could do more damage in a month than a nigger could do in a lifetime.
>You're saying nobody checks the control box before these things fly?
>Juss do what you tole wyboi.
>Yes sir, got it.
Or go full Ignatius J. Reilly and convince the negros to riot for better working conditions. -
dogslurp, a fine gentleman (dogslurp@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 30-May-2024 01:03:28 JST dogslurp, a fine gentleman @TrevorGoodchild @AmonMaritza Man goes to the doctor, is feeling depressed. Doctor says, "Cancer ward is on next floor. Many people dying of terrible disease. Visit and your depression will be cured." And it worked! -
dogslurp, a fine gentleman (dogslurp@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 18-May-2024 12:19:47 JST dogslurp, a fine gentleman @givenup @WashedOutGundamPilot @WandererUber Yes. We have a competency crisis right now. They can't double down on it and keep things running. Rizzslop retards won't be put into positions of power. Think it's bad when niggers show up for the job? Imagine the rizzy generation forgetting they even have a job. -
dogslurp, a fine gentleman (dogslurp@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 17-May-2024 23:30:49 JST dogslurp, a fine gentleman @TrevorGoodchild Hitler found the NSDAP just blowing hot air in a back room. He brought it to the vulgar masses and recruited literal thugs to literally assault people.
The jew wants above all else to prevent literal thugs literally doing violence against jews. Because his defense against such acts is actually quite limited and he knows that once the pogroms start, everyone realizes how fun and funny it is. -
dogslurp, a fine gentleman (dogslurp@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 17-May-2024 01:32:55 JST dogslurp, a fine gentleman @DW2 @LouisConde Chrystia Freeland is the funniest example of this by far. Could only be exceeded if she were pajeet. -
dogslurp, a fine gentleman (dogslurp@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 17-May-2024 01:03:27 JST dogslurp, a fine gentleman @TrevorGoodchild @judgedread Look at his cargo cult spooky house. Everything about him is so tryhard. When he writes about White trash you can tell he's trying to get away from his own rural retard background.
He has a mansion in Florida now but he got hit by that drunk driver so probably the Maine winters lost their appeal. Stevie's one slip and fall from staring longingly at the percocet bottle. -
dogslurp, a fine gentleman (dogslurp@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 12-May-2024 06:45:50 JST dogslurp, a fine gentleman @WashedOutGundamPilot People make fun of American "burger" but it's better than the slop 90% of the world eats. For some reason most of them can't even figure out how to combine bread and meat.
When Asians eat slop it's always hilarious. Everything is just noodle. An empty food. Noodle bowl, alcohol and cigarettes, work until you faint. Ah, the high culture of Japan. And they're the good ones!
I like the story of chii-gyu.
youtu.be/MGhvFZPRqVE?si=nIgGEra9zJTEhcUESThbr9 -
dogslurp, a fine gentleman (dogslurp@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 12-May-2024 04:56:40 JST dogslurp, a fine gentleman @Starprophet1 @brokenshakles I've always assumed the kinds of explosives that make such things possible are difficult for Americans to get their hands on. -
dogslurp, a fine gentleman (dogslurp@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 10-May-2024 08:03:43 JST dogslurp, a fine gentleman @judgedread The irony really comes in when you consider how much progress has been made against abortion since the adulterer got in. Up next, Platinum Plan Trump somehow does the timewarp on affirmative action.