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1. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 12-May-2024 04:32:29 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

   My girl's susceptible to weebtardation sometimes, because she's been watching this channel about some gookess eating 7/11 zogslop throughout the banner asian countries thinking it "looks sooooo good"

   She sends it to me and I'm just grossed out. It's not ALWAYS nasty, but the recipe is usually:

   • Hang out in a gas station, noisy, solo, smelly, high foot traffic
   • eat breakroom food like you're a walmart greeter on a 15 minute break
   • Buy cup of ice for plastic pouch of sugar tea
   • Bowl of super salty, greasy ramen using their hot water percolator (rarely cleaned, possibly in japan they do)

   Then things get funky

   • Rot-colored tumors of various sorts and description. Generally fermented, pickled, smelly stuff fit for starving peasants in the 1200s, not first worlders in 2024. Bonus points for being brown/green on the outside, but being even LESS appetizing once she bites into it

   • Low-grade cheese, slimy, room temp, canola oil based

   • Egg, never done well, always over/underboiled

   • mystery meats, these too look like tumors. They never look like actual cuts, all either suasage, spam, or assimilated meat scraps formed into an efficiently commercialized shape

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 12-May-2024 04:34:27 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     I know most of you are all okay with this, maybe even think it looks good. To me it's a reminder that we're not supposed to be this close to each other, we shouldn't be mixing humanity into this global mass of culture. This is what her people is tuned to enjoy, my food is probably just as nasty to them as theirs is to me.

     Also it reminds me how nasty asian puss tastes to me. Very unappealing.

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 12-May-2024 04:36:51 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     Not to mention the ritual of eating here is so undignified to me. Something I don't vibe with making time out of your day to eat this shit snack food and put life on pause to enjoy it in the hustle and bustle of a 'konbini' (also W for us, they still use our loanwords)

     Full meals should be eaten w/ company, otherwise I'll eat on the go. Sitting down gives shit food more respect than it merits. Like sitting in a mcdonald's to enjoy your dollar menu slop in peace, weirdo foodie vibe I don't gel with at all.

   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 12-May-2024 04:45:35 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     It's strange to me, this reminds me of all the expensive asian food I've had over the years from clients/friends/rich assholes trying to "show you what REAL korean/japanese/chinese food is like"

     I just don't get into it, it's someone else's life, someone else's history, someone else's tongue that it's meant for. Every time they expat would get all cocky about how delicious something is, he'd pass me some plate full of gelatinous, overcooked, barely-intact noodles drenched in tumor-looking eggs or congealed bricks glazed in some umami flavored corn syrup.

     In the back of my head I know that as much as they class it up today, it's slop food meant for survival, meant to be buried in a clay pot next to the family outhouse so you have something to eat next winter when the harvest fails. If you're in brazil, and they bring out fish head caldo, you'll wrinkle your nose....suddenly the asians do it and it's exotically palatable.

     I'm sure it's delicious to them, though, and that's what's cool about all this. DIversity in mankind is cool, as long as we protect and continue it. I'm just for culinary segregation, we don't have to like each other's weird stuff

   • Suquili (suquili@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 12-May-2024 04:45:48 JST Suquili

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot Thank you thank you thank you
     
     I hate the ‘asianification’ of america that’s been taking place in the 2020s. I don’t like anime being normalised or seeing figurines and anime shirts for sale at Gamestop. When I was a kid I used to see videos from arcades in Japan where people were winning like Nintendo plushes and shit, and thought “wow Japan is so cool I wish we had that”, but now it’s here and it drives me nuts. It’s kind of inevitable because it’s a more pure and appealing culture that isn’t corrupted by kikes, so there’s a market for it here. And so kikes started capitalizing on it.
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 12-May-2024 04:46:46 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Suquili

     @suquili Don't worry, I very much expect that industry will boom and bust as a fad. It will get super popular but faceplant as the current crop grows and it gets more zogified. The japs just can't withstand the full court press hollywood is putting in - won't be long before they're turning out the same trash we get here

   • Soyak (hwabag@bae.st)'s status on Sunday, 12-May-2024 04:46:50 JST Soyak

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot efficient peasant slop for tiktok users
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 12-May-2024 04:59:20 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • Brothorcraig

     @Brothorcraig .......we already did. Most of the stuff we think is ethnic is already modified and americanized.

     The gross part is that hoity toity faggots think it's classy to eat "real authentic cuisine" and it's almost always revolting peasant slop

     people make fun of taco bell for being gross, but the AUTHENTIC™ version of it is everyone in the village pulling off bits of a cow's face to chew on

   • Brothorcraig (brothorcraig@bae.st)'s status on Sunday, 12-May-2024 04:59:21 JST Brothorcraig

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot I dunno man, I'm all for appropriating and conqueroring for the sake of the stuff that's actually good.
   • dogslurp, a fine gentleman (dogslurp@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 12-May-2024 06:45:50 JST dogslurp, a fine gentleman

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot People make fun of American "burger" but it's better than the slop 90% of the world eats. For some reason most of them can't even figure out how to combine bread and meat.
     
     When Asians eat slop it's always hilarious. Everything is just noodle. An empty food. Noodle bowl, alcohol and cigarettes, work until you faint. Ah, the high culture of Japan. And they're the good ones!
     
     I like the story of chii-gyu.
     
     youtu.be/MGhvFZPRqVE?si=nIgGEra9zJTEhcUESThbr9
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   • :mrfog: mr. Alexander Fog (alex_fog@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 12-May-2024 09:53:56 JST :mrfog: mr. Alexander Fog

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     • nugger
     i too did this and find it awesome someone else has 😆
   • nugger (nugger@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 12-May-2024 09:53:56 JST nugger

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     • :mrfog: mr. Alexander Fog
     @Alex_Fog @WashedOutGundamPilot BOIL WATER, THROW IN EGG AND RAMEN AND A CRAFT SLICE AND ITS SLOP
     THATS A DOLLAR MEAL
     BUT A BOWL OF RICE AND HALF A CHICKEN THIGH IS A 30c MEAL
     YOU SAVE MONEY BY HAVING A FRIDGE AND A SPACE TO COOK
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   • nugger (nugger@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 12-May-2024 09:53:57 JST nugger

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot YUP A KRAFT SLICE OVER INSTANT RAMEN
     THATS MY HOMELESS DAYS, STRAIGHT UP
     
     >SLURP AND SIP
     I WANT THAT PLACE RAISED TO THE GROUND
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 12-May-2024 09:54:46 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • nugger

     @nugger Unlimited diner coffee and tuna

     day old bread to streatch it out when you need bulk to feel full