Notices by PunishedD (punishedd@poa.st), page 13
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@WashedOutGundamPilot "He was afraid I'd turn into a partying whore, and now I'm upset that I didn't get a chance to be a partying whore!"
Sounds like your husband understands you better than you understand yourself.
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@ArdainianRight @hachi I have given you the 🌈react, a traditional Kiwi sticker meaning "hopelessly optimistic".
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@WashedOutGundamPilot @PinochetsCommieCopter "They're genocidal warlike psychopaths at the top of the food chain!"
Ok.
"And we're going to tear them down!"
Hey look, they seem to be responding to that threat.
"NOOOOOO why are you all suddenly waging war on us???"
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@WashedOutGundamPilot I've never heard that term outside of this poast. I'm guessing it's a nicer name to use than "gossip circle", because that's gendered terminology or something.
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@coolboymew I really want to know the answer.
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@dave @dave @johnbudd1350 No, I don't think so.
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@dave @johnbudd1350 @dave Speak yo speech
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@WashedOutGundamPilot "Hello, we're from the FAA, we're trying to figure out why your plane crashed."
"FUCKING AUTO-CORRECT".
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@deprecated_ii @Shadowman311 Congratulations, they discovered the "base consumption" truism in economics.
The real shitty thing is they've removed "houses" from the list of necessities, and have no plan to fix it.
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@WashedOutGundamPilot @H_A_Copington @nierenstein Now you need to bully her into exercise until her 200 meter sprint time is decent.
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@nierenstein @WashedOutGundamPilot Because they equate "caring about Current Year Issues" with intellect and being smart.
These are women who have been told "you're so smart! and such a good student!" their entire lives. Then they get to the watered down brainwashing centers we call colleges, and they don't actually exercise their intellect; they are told that Right Thinking people on The Right Side Of History must care very deeply about all these causes.
Dump them out in the real world, and they have nothing but a piece of paper and a set of political morals to parse the world with. They aren't smart, they're average, which makes it even harder to judge intellect or talk outside the narrow sphere of instruction they've received.
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@YeetLibs Yeah, everyone forgets the big scare around the human genome in the 90s was that parents would abort retarded babies, once the in vitro tests got good enough.
Same for gays but we never found that long-promised gay gene (funny how it's still an "immutable characteristic" though).
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@WashedOutGundamPilot @grey @Zealist The Pence Rule is not a meme.
They laughed at it when it was an old politician they'll never meet. They didn't realize the unspoken assumption was, "oh no one would try it on me, everyone wants to be around me, I'm not a threat!"
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@LukeAlmighty @LukeAlmighty @WashedOutGundamPilot Yeah, this one will have me angry all day.
I know some guys who do a version of this because of MeToo. If HR starts reprimanding guys because of this kind of complaint, I might start lighting buildings on fire.
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@LukeAlmighty @LukeAlmighty @WashedOutGundamPilot Part of the stay-at-home wife's job is to manage family finances.
A dip shit who spent Harvard level money getting into an industry that doesn't care about degrees, and winds up with $4300 rent, is not capable of this basic requirement.
But I notice she didn't even say stay-at-home wife, just "dog mom". The girlboss BS showd the omission was intentional. So she's too delusional to salvage anyway.
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@MaleGoddess There are no heroes left.
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@TheWeez @Bro-Drillard @Shadowman311 @WashedOutGundamPilot I think that's giving the chinks too much credit. Testing your enemy's weaknesses is standard practice between two powers, and they're getting a free test of both military and political readiness for the cost of a single balloon.
You don't need decades of subversion to weaken domestic defenses that weren't there in the first place. And you don't need deep state traitors to make a sclerotic figurehead administration look like a bunch of asshats.
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@WashedOutGundamPilot My theory is that the military industrial complex completely failed to come up with a good solution for balloons over domestic territory. The reason they didn't shoot it down yet is because they can't do it without overkill like an missile with too high a yield.
Right now the brass are probably shitting their pants and demanding "innovative" solutions from stateside resources. They probably thought they would only ever be defending against ICBMs and boats full of immigrants.
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@WashedOutGundamPilot All I see is a lot of fake college words trying to keep us good, honest Americans from firing guns into the air.
Damn liberal commie.
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@Shadowman311 @TheWeez He would have shot it down, then held a press conference himself where he shit talks China and threatens to shoot down everything they put in the air. Also he's banning all the mylar helium "Chy-na balloons" at your local Party City.
For all his flaws, at least Trump understood how an empire is SUPPOSED to act.
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