Notices by Codeki :njp: (codeki@poa.st), page 5

Yup, when we say that the election was rigged, we don’t mean that people literally went into the voting stations with shotguns and sent in reports of “100,000 votes for Biden, 0 for Trump.”

We’re referring to how TIME FUCKING MAGAZINE WAS BRAGGING ABOUT HOW A CABAL OF UNELECTED SHADOW OFFICIALS FORTIFIED THE ELECTION TO MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR TRUMP TO WIN BY CHANGING THE RULES.

https://time.com/5936036/secret-2020-election-campaign/

Nah, she was already in the “Zero Suit” at the end of Super Metroid wearing tight fitting spandex in the end. They only made it into more of a “Blue body suit” in the GBA games.

6’3” is actually the shortest she is, because in some of the games, her suit ends up being even larger, like in Other M where it adds almost a food onto her height to the point where she towers over men.

But yeah, she’s also 200 lbs of muscle, so she’s built. This is official artwork.

Well, there was pictures from Ukraine about how they were putting 60 and 70 year old men in uniforms so they could fight, cripples included.

Minor correction, you actually do get to play as normal form Midna in Hyrule warriors. She was one of the first DLCs, and is built into the game on both the 3DS and switch.

https://www.ign.com/wikis/hyrule-warriors/Twili_Midna

Yeah, when he got drunk he told us about the time he accidentally knocked out a homeless lady with a bag full of quarters.

He was trying to underhand toss a bag of quarters to a homeless lady, and his foot slipped and hit the gas, and then he hit the break again so he wouldn’t hit the car in front of him. It ended up adding enough momentum to the bag that he ended up tossing that bag like it was a high speed softball.

The bag hit the homeless lady, and exploded throwing the quarters everywhere.

She hit the ground, and a dozen other homeless people ran over and stole all the quarters.

I am being serious though, I’ve gone drinking with Johnny Young Bosch.

“I’ve gone drinking with the good black Mighty Morphin Power Ranger. He knows the Ninja turtles. Beat that!”

I keep getting told I have “Big Dad Energy” by the zoomers girls at work.

Not the head I am referring to.

Head? Technically yes.

Yeah, her dad died a couple years before she turned 18, and her mom was a giant whore.

Her life consisted of “Go to work. Go home. Lock self in room because of annoying roommate. Play animal crossing on the 3DS. Go to sleep. Repeat.”

She met my brother because one of her dad’s biker buddies, “her uncles” who had been taking care of her, forced her out of the house to go on a date with my brother with the excuse of, “Even if you don’t like him, you like steak. He’ll buy you a steak.”

My younger brother ended up snagging one. They make a good pair.

And now I’m reminded of that 4chan sperg who was pissed off his mother wouldn’t let him have the family suicide gun.

Candice Owens wasn’t pandering to SJWs, she really came up with an idea to permanently catalogue any social media message someone reported because she wanted a way to destroy anyone who called her a nigger.

The Jewish SJWs who understood what this would be actually used for paid her off and turned her into a “conservative commentator.”

They got popular because they were giving out like rewards to the top streamers, so if you could bring over a few hundred people from another site, you could easily get 4 or 500 bucks on their leaderboard.

Ralph brought over enough people that he was constantly hitting the number one and getting that extra payout every single time, until Jim started streaming his morning shows.

“You dumb Nazis Don’t understand that the imperium is a fascist corruption of what the God emperor of mankind wanted. And he’s Jewish, so he knows how bad fascism is. He was Albert Einstein for a while!”

Nah, if there’s anything that they’re going to push, because there’s already been lore that he was Jesus. . .

They’re going to push hard that he’s Jewish.

@sim @threalist @coolboymew Competing power blocks.

If you want to destroy a civilization, you attack it from as many directions as possible at the same time. Eventually, these different power blocks will begin to cannibalize each other.

These power blocks are not the ones who are in control. They are tools of division to keep people from standing up against those who are actually in charge and ruining everything.

Leftists advocate for child rape

“Where the fuck are the Republicans to stop this?”

Look over and see the Republicans standing with a tranny advocating for no child rape under the age of 11

@kf01 @EvilSandmich @sickburnbro “The Demon-crats are the real bigots! If you look at history, the Republican party has supported the rape of children since the time of Abe Lincoln. Even today, we have boy fucker gatherings every year named after him with the rest of the Log-Pusher Republicans.”