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Ohayo Fediverse! :gyate_patchouli_wow: :ump9waving:

Throughout today, I will post several lists why you should pick the cutest witch ever and cutest girl in all of Gensokyo, before Christi Juinor starts the face-off of the clear winner versus the stuff imp for an okay-ish Zelda game who is never used again in the main series.

Starting with the first list: the Meta. Let's see how the our dear Pache-chan fares against that imp of the Twili as characters in their own series:

Patchouli Knowledge
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Appears in the first installation of the modern series (post-PCE Touhou in Embodiment of Scarlet Devil)
Respectable opponent on Normal, Hard, and Lunatic modes
Cute and funny dialogue
Appears multiple times in future installations, including for some plot important moments
Playable in one (Subterranean Animism), with her friend Marisa Kirisame
Playable in the major spin-off game, Immaterial and Missing Power
Appears in two of the major series fighters as a playable character, Scarlet Weather Rhapsody and Touhou Hisoutensoku, and played on a high level competition
Numerous appearances in many of the official manga series
Has many appearances in fan games, doujins, both fan anime, and all other works, including a nice major fan game dedicated just to her. :02_blush:
Has multiple figures, both official and garage kit, plus many dedicated goods, including her very own fumo doll :cirnofumotoast:
Beloved by Touhou fans, consistently ranks high on favorite character polls.
Beloved by Fedi users, waifu of two, including yours truly, posted often, even has her own emote on Poast :gyate_patchouli_wow:
Higher seed than Midna, placed highly in the nominations, and placed 2nd in the initial follow-up poll.

Midna
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Appears in middle of the 3D-series (Twilight Princess)
Game is not even the main one for the either platform (Wind Waker for GC and Skyward Sword for Wii) Not even a true launch title as the Game Cube version is arguably better than the Wii version
Integral and main character to the plot of the story, BUT
Is more like a third wheel in terms of gameplay, except when Link needs to teleport to other regions of Hyrule
Borderline Navi-tier dialogue outside of cutscenes
Does not appear fully in future installations; in fact, her race and their powers don't appear again ever (we don't even fully know if they created the Majora's Mask, which many suspect the Twili did)
Only Imp form is playable in one spin-off, Hyrule Warriors. Doesn't appear in HW's sequel.
Is not a player or major component in the major series fighter, Smash Bros. Merely a trophy, a sticker, and an assist item that competitors won't even see
Outside of vidya, appears in the manga adaptation of Twlight Princess, but nothing else
Doesn't appear much in major Zelda or Nintendo fan works
Has an Amibo (lmao), Character goods nonexistent
Liked by Zelda fans, but not as much as other characters. Nintendo fans in general enjoy her when playing TP, but not much more than that.
Like by some Fedi users, not posted often outside this tourney
Lower seed, not high in nominations or follow-up poll

I hope you all can see the superiority of The Unmoving Great Library and vote for her in the coming poll. :JahyProud:

Patchouli would also want you to repent of your sins and accept the Gospel of Jesus Christ. :02_heart: Not sure about Midna. She probably wouldn't care.
gotquestions.org/what-is-the-gospel.html

cc: @f_o_u_r_t_y

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