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1. Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 09-Sep-2023 04:18:35 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

   • 🌲Hobo of The Dúnedain:🌼🍵

   Just hold up your phone and say “uh hun I just checked and all my friends say ur wrong” during any argument

   and then cut her off by pointing out you have WAY more friends than her, and they’re way cooler too

   • Codeki :njp: (codeki@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 09-Sep-2023 04:22:04 JST Codeki :njp:

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     • 🌲Hobo of The Dúnedain:🌼🍵

     “I’ve gone drinking with the good black Mighty Morphin Power Ranger. He knows the Ninja turtles. Beat that!”

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   • King_Noticer (king_noticer@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 09-Sep-2023 04:22:08 JST King_Noticer

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     • 🌲Hobo of The Dúnedain:🌼🍵
     Me when my wife has no friends and I have one friend (my wife)
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 09-Sep-2023 04:22:24 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • 🌲Hobo of The Dúnedain:🌼🍵
     • King_Noticer

     (never let your wife audit the nature and number of your internet friends)

   • Codeki :njp: (codeki@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 09-Sep-2023 04:26:22 JST Codeki :njp:

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     • 🌲Hobo of The Dúnedain:🌼🍵
     • Codeki :njp:

     I am being serious though, I’ve gone drinking with Johnny Young Bosch.

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   • The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 09-Sep-2023 04:30:18 JST The Forbidden Dreamer

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     • 🌲Hobo of The Dúnedain:🌼🍵
     Brb, hosting a website that looks exactly like snopes but has the opposite answer for every question so my bros always have a source that says they're right.
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   • スカイラー🎄🇷🇺 :z: (skylar@misskey.yandere.love)'s status on Saturday, 09-Sep-2023 04:30:33 JST スカイラー🎄🇷🇺 :z:

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     • 🌲Hobo of The Dúnedain:🌼🍵
     @WashedOutGundamPilot @confederatehobo "see here? skylar replied with a foxgirl picture and called your argument retarded"
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   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 09-Sep-2023 04:32:05 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     • 🌲Hobo of The Dúnedain:🌼🍵
     • スカイラー🎄🇷🇺 :z:

     OTOMH there’s only one pseudo argument I can think of, where she was asking why I didn’t do something like one of my family, and when his method bit him in the ass within a day I was able to point to why with a smirk and say “hey that’s the sound of me being right again”

     Even that was less an argument than banter, she’s a good sport

   • Codeki :njp: (codeki@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 09-Sep-2023 04:32:16 JST Codeki :njp:

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     • 🌲Hobo of The Dúnedain:🌼🍵
     • Codeki :njp:

     Yeah, when he got drunk he told us about the time he accidentally knocked out a homeless lady with a bag full of quarters.

     He was trying to underhand toss a bag of quarters to a homeless lady, and his foot slipped and hit the gas, and then he hit the break again so he wouldn’t hit the car in front of him. It ended up adding enough momentum to the bag that he ended up tossing that bag like it was a high speed softball.

     The bag hit the homeless lady, and exploded throwing the quarters everywhere.

     She hit the ground, and a dozen other homeless people ran over and stole all the quarters.

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