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I love cracking the whip on weird zoomers who think they’re still 17 yo at 25. It’s weird how they have that streak, I think the lack of a catchy name for the genA kids has made them feel like youth belongs to the zoomers
instead I get to savor asking the 26 yo guy why he’s dressing like a teenager when he’s got a widows peak
Christmas Coon
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what’s weird is that youthfulness wasn’t part of our identity like it is the zoomers. They really just leaned into that stuff forever, never left it behind. It’s bizarre seeing a guy who should be working on his career wearing a spongebob hoodie and talking about games
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You underestimate the number of similarly weird women hiding in their parents’ basement just like us.
Female sexlessness is on the rise just like ours, there ARE girls who are utterly invisible to you because they have zero public internet footprint, and they rarely leave the house.
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boburtle
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My younger brother ended up snagging one. They make a good pair.
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Seems like all the recent couples I know are this way. You ask and it’s just out of left field, or a church thing of some flavor. They just don’t get out to meet
fishsticks
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Yeah, that’s mine. The first date (and to an extent the next two) I was playing with her and acting like it was a practice run for a “real date”. Was a fun little bit to keep running, because I got to joke around and compliment her good points to build her up without it seeming like I was fawning over her. Stuff like “now see? That’s a cute laugh, when you do all this for real make sure you break that out on the guy”
When we first met her coworkers were backing me up to go out, too, I offered but if there weren’t a couple people holding her accountable for how things went the next day, she probably would have gotten all nervous and cancelled on me. Had to be strongarmed into it a little bit, because she was so stuck in her own head
givenup
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idea_enjoyer
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I don’t see many girls doing games, the good neets are into crafts and home making, nesting projects that are more hands-on. Once you get her out of her environment she blooms into a diff. person, much of it at your direction. You find hobbies that she’s compatible with, then turn her loose to pursue them.
We’re drowning in birds because mine ended up really liking chickens and all that stuff.
idea_enjoyer
Codeki :njp:
Yeah, her dad died a couple years before she turned 18, and her mom was a giant whore.
Her life consisted of “Go to work. Go home. Lock self in room because of annoying roommate. Play animal crossing on the 3DS. Go to sleep. Repeat.”
She met my brother because one of her dad’s biker buddies, “her uncles” who had been taking care of her, forced her out of the house to go on a date with my brother with the excuse of, “Even if you don’t like him, you like steak. He’ll buy you a steak.”
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Sometimes I worry there’s an aspect of imprinting at play and I’m jsut the first escape ladder lowered down to her, but I don’t know if most guys are ‘good’ enough to know how to really manage a woman like this if they have their own issues rattling off each other. I could see how younger me would go crazy dealing with her sometimes, because I felt like I couldn’t handle this lifestyle by myself. Now I prefer having to be the adult, women screw things up way too often to be trusted w/ important stuff.
Like, say you want to get a suppressor, and you don’t have time. Would you trust the average girl today to set up an NFA trust, shop for suppressors, and equip the family without you ever needing input? It involves a few legal demands, and pitfalls….not a good combo. but egalitarian dummies want “an equal” to “co-captain”
givenup
blaaablaaaa
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I used to be the popular bf when I’d take my girls to a rotation of cool places. I knew this cool fashion importer lady in a hole-in-the-wall shop, was friendly w/ the good fabric lady who ran it out of her living room. Was always a cool thing to be able to take a girl somewhere like that. Never looked to rebuild my hipster connections anywhere but home though.
But those places were crawling with chicks, to the point the proprietress could easily hook you up w/ a “hey can you help that girl w/ that bolt? it’s heavy”
boburtle
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I need to read these some day
givenup
Codeki :njp:
I keep getting told I have “Big Dad Energy” by the zoomers girls at work.
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Dad energy is just seeing everyone but you as a child. Dad energy is being the kind of guy who can drive in a snowstorm and make her feel like everything will be totally fine as long as your hands are on the wheel.
You’re a captain to serve and delegate, a security blanket that makes everything be okay just by following in your presence. That’s why being a weepy, emotional faggot undermines it so hard.
The world is scary enough for girlies without having to worry that their captain is blubbering vagina like them
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I dress like a dad, listen to dad rock, drink coffee americano like a dad, tell jokes generally associated with dads, and various other points, but it seems it’s all just a cargo cult and I lack the core of that “dad energy”
fishsticks
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Work through family/community pressure and when you DO get her just put her at ease and treat her like a rescue dog you’re trying to draw out of its pen. The hardest part is getting her just to show up for the first date, so if you contact her via family just tell them you’re taking a night off to entertain you so she’d better not leave you hanging
Then it’s just about letting her have fun and go out doing something that makes her feel like she’s in THAAAA MOOOOOVIES without pushing her too far. You gotta let her come to you a little bit, get her over the hump of anxiety about entreating you and let her get used to the chase before moving to the next step.
These girls are VERY neurotic about boundaries, and they have a very uneven, all over the place idea of sex.
jaf
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I’ve long advised guys to achieve mastery in something and instruct in it. When you start teaching students in something, you see the initial phases that used to freak you out for the small starting steps they are. Then you just mentally copy that feeling of being in charge, in command, over to your private life and act the same.
It tends to come w/ experience, where you’ve seen things before and no longer freak at novel situations. But you can fake your way there. LARPing is just the forced, knowing act of pretending your way towards something. People LARP in every career, just unknowingly, nitting the fibers of their persona over and over until they one day wake up and realize they ARE what they wanted to be once upon a time.
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Christmas Coon
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Plenty of that, but none of us have that weirdo focus on youth itself. Everyone’s realistic about getting older, I have yet to see a millennial running around dressed in the ahegao/fortnite/spongebob hoodie, trying to use slang and do this grotesque high school imitation.
Only the zoomers are like that still
Christmas Coon
Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks
Yeah, it’s like milly boys were content to shrug and say “yeah sorry, I’m a fuck up. A loser” whereas zoomers will say “come on I’m young, I’m not supposed to have a plan! I got all the time in the world! I’m a kid!!!”
And I’m sitting there looking at a guy who’s basically been asleep at the wheel for nearly a decade of life as if it’s no big deal
Spurg
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