Notices by Suzu (suzu@detroitriotcity.com), page 2
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Suzu (suzu@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Sunday, 02-Jun-2024 03:34:20 JST 
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@eriner
@Hoss @amerika @dcc @0 @istvan @viber @dj @FourOh-LLC
>send me your ID for proof of citizenship so you can remain anonymous
U wot m8? -
Suzu (suzu@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Monday, 27-May-2024 23:26:08 JST
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Let me rant.
Today, as we know it because "I fucking love science" faggots incessantly tell us so, we have in our pockets a computer more powerful than whatever crap they used to put a man on the moon. It is able to access the wealth of human knowledge, do basically anything we want, and theoretically, it could completely replace a desktop/laptop and be the only computer someone has. Actually, thinking about it, I'm pretty sure many third world countries have most of the people doing that, China too, and I bet a lot of zoomers in Europe and the US also use just a phone for everything. It is, in fact, a brilliant piece of equipment and a marvel of technology.
UNFORTUNATELY IT SUCKS BECAUSE EVERYONE INVOLVED WITH IT, FROM PHONE MANUFACTURERS TO OPERATING SYSTEM DEvELOPERS TO ANYONE INVOLVED IN THE ECOSYSTEM IS ABSOLUTELY RETARDED.
For fucks sake, I hate this "everything should be an app" faggotry, and I hope that queer Steve Jobs is rotting in hell for pushing such a stupid idea.
Today it's cold and raining and I don't really feel like getting up from bed, but I need to check if some purchases I made were delivered to the agency for me to pick up them. So I got my phone, got into the company's website, logged in. They have a perfectly working mobile website. I can browse stuff. I can put them in a cart, it looks like. I think I can even complete a purchase. But I can't check the status of the purchases I made. It asks me to download the app "to make it easier for me". For fucks sake, you stupid faggots, I don't want to download you fucking app. I am on your website, logged in already. Your website works perfectly fine. All you need to do is to show me a list of my purchases and the delivery status. Fuck you.
Actually, if I just spoof it and tell Firefox to pretend it is in a desktop, it magically works and shows me a list. So you fucking retards have the info on the website, you just decided you don't want to show me it to try and force me to download your stupid app. Unfortunately, because it is the "desktop page", the layout is completely fucked and hard to read, so the experience still sucks.
This environment where all the end users simply accepted that everything should be an app sucks, and of course every company involved is fucking loving it. With apps they can keep pushing you notifications right at your home screen, something they can't do if they are just a web page that you access with your browser when you need it. Most importantly, with apps they can completely take away your control of the experience. In a web browser, you can, relatively easily, change the layout with a CSS. You can use browser extensions that allow you to do some shit like blocking ads. Those are way harder to do in an app.
Not gonna lie, I shudder when I think of a future where we don't have a free web anymore, just a bunch of apps. Mobile is not only heading this way, but it's almost there. Desktop will take a long time still, if it ever happens, mainly because corporations use the desktop and they kinda slow these kinds of changes. Also, the culture in the desktop has, so far, not accepted the "everything must be an app" mindset that was ingrained in mobile. But as more and more retarded people join the fray, it will get worse. And when the vast majority of the population is composed of retards, they will be able to push it without much push back (or safely ignoring the push back because it will only be a small number of people complaining). And then, everything will be over. There will no more exist an open web as envisioned by the guys in the 80s. It will just be a bunch of apps.
The future sucks and I hate it and that's the main reason I don't really care about being healthy, as I don't really see any motivation to prolong my life and live in the clown world for too long. -
Suzu (suzu@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Monday, 27-May-2024 12:42:34 JST
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@LouisConde and this goes for almost every product.
Some years ago I started paying way more attention to this shit, and it's insanely hard to find even mayonnaise that is, you know, made of mayonnaise.
I mean, what are the ingredients for mayo? Eggs, oil, some acid (either lemon juice or vinegar). Salt, maybe some spices for a bit of flavor. OK, since it's a factory made product that needs to have a somewhat longer shelf life than a handmade mayo at home, you can throw some stabilizants and conservants in it, but that's it.
Except it was almost impossible to find one with these ingredients, because 90% of the brands throw in starch as the main ingredient to cheaply add volume. I found only one brand that has only the required ingredients. The same with ketchup and mustard, they add starch to all.of them. -
Suzu (suzu@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Monday, 27-May-2024 01:53:44 JST
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@japananon oh, Shadows of Doubt is neat.
Where do you stream? -
Suzu (suzu@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Sunday, 26-May-2024 23:51:14 JST
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See, there is an upside to <current year> "games journalism"
Now people know for sure that Insomniac games can be safely ignored because they are 100% goyslop. -
Suzu (suzu@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Friday, 24-May-2024 10:10:38 JST
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@gentooP ok, checking here, those seem to be pistols.
Aren't there a lot of rules basically everywhere that make concealed carry pretty hard to do legally?
The EDC faggots I'm mentioning tend to carry everything but guns with then. In fact, some of them even shy away from knives, it seems (which explains why they settle for a stupid 20 bucks capsule miniblade that can barely open packages). -
Suzu (suzu@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Friday, 24-May-2024 07:22:26 JST
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Now, I mentioned the other day about how audiophiles are all retarded faggots who love placebo, but there is a group that competes head to head with them in retardness, and those are the EDC guys.
Every time I want to see a review of some pocket knife or flashlight, I invariably end in the youtube channel of some crazy dude who carries 10lbs of gear everywhere he goes and reviews and makes lists of a metric shit ton of "everyday carry" gizmos that are very expensive and ultimately useless.
I mean, just as you leave it to "audiophiles" to spend lots of money in fancy cables and shit that does nothing at all, to then listen to shitty music, you can leave it to "prepared" guys to spend a ton of money in fancy items that have 1/10th of the usability of a real item, because "it is lightweight so I can carry it with me all the time". These are the guys who hope for a zombie apocalypse so they can save the day with the pressurized pen in their keychain or some bullshit like that.
For instance, why the fuck would anyone with an IQ above room temperature pay 30 bucks for a fucking titanium spirit level that can be used as a pendant? For a sixth of that price I can get a real spirit level with multiple angles and magnetic affixing. For half that price I can buy a fucking laser level.
I can understand wanting to have a small Victorinox pocket knife in your keychain, or a Leatherman (and I'm actually considering getting a Leatherman Squirt for my keychain, because although a bit bulkier, it's way more useful than a SAK), but in what situation would you need your emergency spirit level that is strapped to your keychain or to a necklace?
I was just watching a guy saying that this 20 bucks "micro blade" sucked in every aspect as a knife (like actually cutting anything), but he was still recommending it and saying it was something he carried with him all the time because it was "an excellent package opener".
You know what also makes for an excellent package opener? A KNIFE! With the added bonus that usually a knife works pretty well for all other knife things the microblade sucks at. -
Suzu (suzu@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 10:34:12 JST
Suzu
@xianc78 @NotImportant More or less. Undertale's combats basically involve you dodging bullets, but different enemies have different bullet patterns. But in the end, all you're doing is dodging bullets, and then either attacking or hugging the enemies depending on which story path you want to follow. -
Suzu (suzu@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 10:30:15 JST
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@xianc78 @NotImportant to be entirely fair, the game I've shown here is not just some "Motherlike". I mean, besides the "wacky story RPG", events and combats play more like Warioware, with a bunch of different minigames. So this one has something a bit different. -
Suzu (suzu@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 10:19:55 JST
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@xianc78 because Reddit loves it and it makes the devs a lot of money -
Suzu (suzu@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 10:07:31 JST
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Athenian Rhapsody.
So far, it looks Ike Undertale, if Undertale was a good game. -
Suzu (suzu@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 05:00:38 JST
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@ChristiJunior @Kyonko802 I won't stand trap bashing here.
Specially because the troon in the OP says he watches mainly lesbian and solo girls. -
Suzu (suzu@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Tuesday, 21-May-2024 04:08:01 JST
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Because that's exactly what those signs mean -
Suzu (suzu@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Monday, 20-May-2024 21:28:32 JST
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@Kyonko802 >porn addict since 11
>troons out
Many such cases. I wonder if there is some correlation... :0350: -
Suzu (suzu@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Monday, 20-May-2024 08:56:30 JST
Suzu
As someone who dabbled a bit in "audiophile" stuff, I can confirm that's exactly most of the so called audiophiles work -
Suzu (suzu@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Saturday, 18-May-2024 03:24:26 JST
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@Goalkeeper I also find it funny that they call Yasuke "the legendary African samurai", when there's almost nothing about the guy written anywhere except for some letters from the jesuits.
I mean, there were a few foreigners who became samurai, and those guys got statues erected from them, and one of them even got a city named after him. If Yasuke was such a legend, you'd expect there would be a bit more info about him in Japan. -
Suzu (suzu@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Saturday, 18-May-2024 02:05:18 JST
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Imagine still trying to use Reddit in the Year of Our Lord 2024 -
Suzu (suzu@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Friday, 17-May-2024 10:05:50 JST
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Fortunately, we still have some people fighting the good fight -
Suzu (suzu@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Thursday, 16-May-2024 11:35:46 JST
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@sun kek, it seems there are still a few editors with standards in the Wikipedia. -
Suzu (suzu@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Thursday, 16-May-2024 04:31:27 JST
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@gentooP @kamehamic please don't make decensoring cringe
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