Notices by Рождество Bosch (anonymousbosch@poa.st), page 3

Huihuo Qi had memorized most of the sacred texts, and considered himself a junzi (君子) while calling others who were not as adept in the verses as him petty men (小人). One night, the other scholars saw Huihuo Qi alone in his room, pouring over scrolls of lurid art depicting Liangpi’s sex magic. He was writing prose and poetry placing himself in the images with the many girls depicted. Horrified, the scholars ran to the Master to share what they had seen. The Master replied, “Huihuo Qi is even worse than the petty man (小人). He is, may Heaven forgive me for saying this, a coomer (手淫者).”

And the wind shall say: “Here were decent godless people: Their only monument the asphalt road And a thousand lost golf balls.”

-T. S. Eliot, Choruses From the Rocks

RT: https://poa.st/objects/18d942b4-59b5-46a2-92b0-4b6b68a4fe89

“Your honor, when I killed those ‘vibrant youths’ on my front lawn, I wasn’t in control of myself. There was a little rat on my head, pulling on my hair like this, you see? And I had to move and obey the tugs. I had no choice but to lift the gun and fire on those filthy, er, poor young men when I felt the yanking on my scalp.”

“Oh shit, he’s using the Ratatouille Defense! We may not be able to pull a conviction out of this one if the jury buys it!”

@The_Almighty_Kek @anilmc @blacklight @gubi “Jew.” I do agree with him it’s one of the most awful slurs one can be called, imagine if such a thing were real. shudder