Notices by yockeypuck (yockeypuck@poa.st)
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yockeypuck (yockeypuck@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 18-Jan-2025 08:52:43 JST yockeypuck Anti-barcade is anti-gorf. -
yockeypuck (yockeypuck@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 18-Jan-2025 04:22:09 JST yockeypuck Barcades are for you.
Tiktok is for they/them. -
yockeypuck (yockeypuck@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 18-Jan-2025 03:47:55 JST yockeypuck @nozaki I was married to a barcade waitress for five years. She was beautiful. Within a month of getting married she was arrested by the NYPD for stealing over $800 in pinball tokens from the bar (she didn't need to; I was a pinball pro and won enough free plays). We had a non-gender conforming crotch goblin. Within a year of their birth, she was reselling Steam keys in a serious Steam resale ring, in Greenwich Village. Then I found out she was banging the Street Fighter 2 champ while I played pinball. She met him on Instagram, of course.
I am far from inexperienced in these matters. -
yockeypuck (yockeypuck@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 17-Jan-2025 06:28:07 JST yockeypuck Now if you're playing on your Steam Deck, you will never in a trillion years experience the game. You'll think you have experienced it, but you'll be cheated. It's such a sadness that you think you've found barcades on the fucking Steam Deck. Get real. -
yockeypuck (yockeypuck@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 17-Jan-2025 03:48:57 JST yockeypuck F in the chat for David Lynch, he was an artist in a sea of slop. -
yockeypuck (yockeypuck@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 17-Jan-2025 03:46:49 JST yockeypuck @weaf JOE BRANDON KILLED HIM IN A FINAL ACT OF SPITE -
yockeypuck (yockeypuck@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 16-Jan-2025 09:58:19 JST yockeypuck :ipaclink: -
yockeypuck (yockeypuck@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 16-Jan-2025 09:44:04 JST yockeypuck @LouisConde @Holohoots They want you sober, no accomplishments, weighed down with quarters. -
yockeypuck (yockeypuck@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 16-Jan-2025 06:40:18 JST yockeypuck Under J.D. Vance's Millennial-occupied Project 2025 the US government will introduce UBI (universal barcade IPAs). -
yockeypuck (yockeypuck@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 16-Jan-2025 03:38:43 JST yockeypuck
RT: https://nicecrew.digital/objects/c894990b-ab7e-4601-b2ca-7a673a79359c -
yockeypuck (yockeypuck@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 16-Jan-2025 03:31:46 JST yockeypuck Emma Faberbros...
...it's over.
RT: https://spinster.xyz/objects/11ef079e-b2ac-4868-9ec8-311af0140a9f -
yockeypuck (yockeypuck@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 16-Jan-2025 03:29:05 JST yockeypuck Zoomzooms be like "barcade? that's so cooked" then go to the skibistro. -
yockeypuck (yockeypuck@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Jan-2025 13:53:11 JST yockeypuck Elon Musk reportedly considering buying Chudbuds. -
yockeypuck (yockeypuck@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 14-Jan-2025 05:39:11 JST yockeypuck Are you a social science study because you can't reproduce. -
yockeypuck (yockeypuck@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 13-Jan-2025 08:29:18 JST yockeypuck gm, we're all gonna make it. -
yockeypuck (yockeypuck@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-Jan-2025 07:08:40 JST yockeypuck Horror game where your wholesome mutuals turn out to be monsters with the weirdest fetishes you ever heard of, call that Five Nights at Fedis. -
yockeypuck (yockeypuck@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 10-Jan-2025 12:03:30 JST yockeypuck @zbb1008 "So, Mike, what did you think of achieving nirvana?"
"Jay, it was the most... nothing... heap of nothing... I have ever seen... it was a million years long, and it felt like a billion, and there was someone eating popcorn behind me the whole time, and, and... I hated it, I truly, deeply, hated it." -
yockeypuck (yockeypuck@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 09-Jan-2025 16:06:18 JST yockeypuck @JSDorn @MisterLister Bet Ranger girls stink something wild. :sniffing: -
yockeypuck (yockeypuck@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 09-Jan-2025 12:21:30 JST yockeypuck As Los Angeles and Hollywood are immersed in flames my thoughts are with all the people who live there. What if they get away? -
yockeypuck (yockeypuck@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Jan-2025 10:49:10 JST yockeypuck The touhou piss poast was 2022.