Conversation

“Your honor, when I killed those ‘vibrant youths’ on my front lawn, I wasn’t in control of myself. There was a little rat on my head, pulling on my hair like this, you see? And I had to move and obey the tugs. I had no choice but to lift the gun and fire on those filthy, er, poor young men when I felt the yanking on my scalp.”

“Oh shit, he’s using the Ratatouille Defense! We may not be able to pull a conviction out of this one if the jury buys it!”