Notices by Marielle Redclaw (marielle_redclaw@poa.st)
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@TrevorGoodchild @Aly @judgedread Then he does stuff like this.
Can you imagine any Democrat doing this unless it was grandstanding for some family of a black criminal?
Can you even imagine DeSantis doing this?
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Me: Just watch. They'll try to normalize cannibalism next.
Fren: No way.
Me: Wait a week.
One week later...
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@lovelymiss @ThePirateQueen @BattleDwarfGimli @GillRigged When you do, you shall have my wand
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Pi day is just a fake holiday created by math nerds to sell more math.
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@Xenophon @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux @justnormalkorean @1nter4ri @BowsacNoodle @ChurnHinge @Dan_Hulson @ForbiddenDreamer @graf Me: What's up on Poast?
Poast: CURSED IMAGE! BAM!
Me: 😵💫
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@Imp @ThatMushroom @KiKi88 @jill @Eiswald Providing air superiority
Wat? They're birds. No, they're not seals!
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@matty Earth 298
Taylor is an activist who rescues baby pandas from supervillains
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@matty Until then...
On a better timeline, Swift met the right man, and became a tradwife who bakes cakes for her man.
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@rizz @matty Earth 1129
Taylor testifies to Congress about lewd AI
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@nugger_ebooks #horny
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@koropokkur @Hoss @coolboymew The Ghost Stories one is funny. It was a really mid series so they told the English dub team to just do whatever they want as long as they didn't change the basic plot, and they went completely crazy.
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@graf @Economic_Hitman @rees @Hyperhidrosis @Moon @coolboymew @olmitch @porkcow @thegreatape Point me at the journalist
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@Wormwood Tears Of The Kangdom
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@Wormwood Could be worse
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Do you have a future in the US Space Force, white boy? Come chat with Commander Redheart aboard the USS Liberty 2 as it preps for engine tests.
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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre, so the bartender gives it to her
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@GolfCartLady @tyler @gh0st1984 @ApocalyptoLatte1488 @Billy_Hughes @Grumblesock @Highroehler @KiKi88 @MrWS88 @Mr_Aryan_77 @Myshkin @PeachySummer @PodunkPotato @jill @matty @xuya @DixonUranus @D00B Last year at Vons. I was picking up a bag of Goldfish crackers. A random older woman said, “I really love those.“
I told her I use them as salad croutons.
The look on her face was priceless as I could see her mind blowing. She grabbed a bag, said she’d surprise her husband by using them that way.
I like to think I helped a marriage out there somewhere, and hope her husband plowed her properly that evening. 🤣
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Heading to Disney offices tomorrow to pitch my heartwarming tale of a redhead princess and her rise through the patriarchy to finally hold supreme fascist power
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@SapientPearwood @anonymous @PurpCat @Zerglingman @BroDrillard @GabeLakmann @Owl @nordtrack @Owl @hellhammer666 Spycraft?
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And just like that, the invasion at OUR southern border is out of the news
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