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☪️Hyperhidrosis :verified: (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 16-Mar-2024 06:28:17 JST ☪️Hyperhidrosis :verified:
- cool_boy_mew
Guys the feds paid a visit to my house the other day. They pulled up and said, "are you hyperhidrosis?" I replied no because I didn't want to deal with any of this but they then pulled out a picture of my cock from the DM I sent @coolboymew and told me about NSA secret cock circumcision scar recognition and told me to have a seat in my own home. They told me that if they ever see me making a post to mastodon users with hot 34 yo anime milfs attached without proper Alt text in it again they are gonna tell my mom about the bodacious cunny (cat bunny hybrid) folder (32GB) I have no choice but to start alt texting all the images I post.
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☪️Hyperhidrosis :verified: (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 16-Mar-2024 00:53:22 JST ☪️Hyperhidrosis :verified:
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- Racist Fumo Extraordinaire ᗜˬᗜ
@Skringot
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☪️Hyperhidrosis :verified: (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 16-Mar-2024 00:44:52 JST ☪️Hyperhidrosis :verified:
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- matrix07012 :thotpatrol: :cunnyEmpire:
@matrix Aunts are overrated.

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☪️Hyperhidrosis :verified: (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 09-Mar-2024 10:07:40 JST ☪️Hyperhidrosis :verified:
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- cjd
@cjd IM GOING TO JAIL
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☪️Hyperhidrosis :verified: (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 09-Mar-2024 06:32:59 JST ☪️Hyperhidrosis :verified:
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- Aniki
@aniki Hes a power lifter. Hes merely resting 8 hours till his next set.

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☪️Hyperhidrosis :verified: (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.club)'s status on Saturday, 09-Mar-2024 03:24:16 JST ☪️Hyperhidrosis :verified:

do not go to deteriot
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☪️Hyperhidrosis :verified: (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 07-Mar-2024 21:11:29 JST ☪️Hyperhidrosis :verified:
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- 🛡 ⚔️ McCreeaboo ⚔️ 🛡
@MoeBritannica Why he got top tier muscle insertion

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☪️Hyperhidrosis :verified: (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 07-Mar-2024 14:33:52 JST ☪️Hyperhidrosis :verified:
- Ron Paul
@itsover is this real?

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☪️Hyperhidrosis :verified: (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 07-Mar-2024 14:33:13 JST ☪️Hyperhidrosis :verified:
- a7
- Edward Sneeden
@a7 @sneeden
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☪️Hyperhidrosis :verified: (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 07-Mar-2024 14:32:51 JST ☪️Hyperhidrosis :verified:

I fucking did it. My wife, she's finally here once again. It's been years.
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☪️Hyperhidrosis :verified: (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 07-Mar-2024 10:07:17 JST ☪️Hyperhidrosis :verified:

Some other guy is gonna fuck my cousin bros :cri:
And he's gonna be taller and have a bigger cock and be richer.
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☪️Hyperhidrosis :verified: (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Mar-2024 14:41:58 JST ☪️Hyperhidrosis :verified:
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- :cross_ortho_wooden2: O w l .
@Owl
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☪️Hyperhidrosis :verified: (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Mar-2024 02:32:53 JST ☪️Hyperhidrosis :verified:
- 𝙵𝚄𝙻𝙻𝙼𝙴𝚃𝙰𝙻.𝚎𝚡𝚎
@Fullmetal2255
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☪️Hyperhidrosis :verified: (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.club)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Mar-2024 02:25:23 JST ☪️Hyperhidrosis :verified:
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- 🛡 ⚔️ McCreeaboo ⚔️ 🛡
@MoeBritannica
>thinks something is cp
>shares it around
>mfw
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☪️Hyperhidrosis :verified: (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Mar-2024 14:20:21 JST ☪️Hyperhidrosis :verified:

Sleep deprived Hyperhidrosis did NOT go into a messiah complex this time!!! Just kept posting BANGERS on fediverse shitposter.club

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☪️Hyperhidrosis :verified: (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Mar-2024 13:59:15 JST ☪️Hyperhidrosis :verified:

I feel so sad thinking about these twin sisters I used to know. Both were pretty but one had massive tits while the other had small boobs. People used to call her second rate next to her sister.

It's like having twin brother with a 6incher while you only have 4incher and both your wives discuss one day and then you get divorced.

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☪️Hyperhidrosis :verified: (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Mar-2024 09:39:32 JST ☪️Hyperhidrosis :verified:

Imagine you fall in love with a fairy and one day want to so the sexing, so you sit there, cock throbbing, balls hanging. There's no way you can possibly put this in her mouth, the unquenchable lust consuming you as you keep thrashing your cock into her tiny fairy mouth. With the mental capacity of a retard trying to jam one block in a hole that it will never fit. You give up and sit down.

Calling out to your beloved, a deafening silence radiates.

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☪️Hyperhidrosis :verified: (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Mar-2024 09:15:35 JST ☪️Hyperhidrosis :verified:
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- cool_boy_mew
- Bad Fedi Posts
@coolboymew @BadFediPosts *laughs maniacally*
heheheeh! Your attempts to get my good fedi posts on the hall of cost are fruitless like a 30 yo single career woman!

*shoots you with a hypnosis spell which makes you addicted to cock*
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☪️Hyperhidrosis :verified: (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Mar-2024 09:10:49 JST ☪️Hyperhidrosis :verified:
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- jeff
@jeff erm... I don't mean to scare you or anything but... there seems to be a ghost in the corner there.

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☪️Hyperhidrosis :verified: (hyperhidrosis@shitposter.club)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Mar-2024 09:08:17 JST ☪️Hyperhidrosis :verified:

I keep forgetting rape, murder, famine, and death are real things and not just abstract concepts in my silly little Chinese cartoons.

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!
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