Notices by Sprayfoam_Sal (sprayfoam_sal@poa.st), page 4
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Sprayfoam_Sal (sprayfoam_sal@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 18-Feb-2023 01:46:14 JST Sprayfoam_Sal @WashedOutGundamPilot She's a string bean. I'd be concerned if she tried to lift her purse without a spotter. -
Sprayfoam_Sal (sprayfoam_sal@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 16-Feb-2023 03:32:58 JST Sprayfoam_Sal @WashedOutGundamPilot @okuu @Shadowman311 @SpoopyAnon
>There are shill posts from glownigs on 4ch who admit that one of their manual’s instructions is to hornypost in the hopes men stop talking about the thread and log off to go masturbate instead
Well if that ain't a big think and a half. -
Sprayfoam_Sal (sprayfoam_sal@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Feb-2023 23:58:53 JST Sprayfoam_Sal @EssentialUtinsil @WashedOutGundamPilot She might actually be a keeper. Her not knowing about trigger discipline probably means she's never heard of reddit. -
Sprayfoam_Sal (sprayfoam_sal@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Feb-2023 23:53:23 JST Sprayfoam_Sal @WashedOutGundamPilot Expectactions adjusted for inflation (2023):
Is white.
Is fertile.
Likes me. -
Sprayfoam_Sal (sprayfoam_sal@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-Feb-2023 12:36:51 JST Sprayfoam_Sal @LordMordred @WashedOutGundamPilot What a magical world the boomers lived in. Get a bachelors in mechanical engineering, cushy engineering job in a prestigous MIC company, decide that shit's not really for you and your real passion is standup comedy. Bomb on that, but successfully parley that into a kids show where you put on a labcoat and talk into the camera while saying SCIENCE! every once in a while and somehow that all worked out perfectly for you.
His one screw up was not being born black, otherwise they wouldn't have had to replace him with black science man. -
Sprayfoam_Sal (sprayfoam_sal@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-Feb-2023 11:57:19 JST Sprayfoam_Sal @LordMordred @WashedOutGundamPilot He's a lot like Bill Nye. Theatre Kid larping as an expert on TV, even completely sold out the same way as soon as someone had an agenda they wanted pushed. -
Sprayfoam_Sal (sprayfoam_sal@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-Feb-2023 08:32:22 JST Sprayfoam_Sal @WashedOutGundamPilot Yeah in china the game is "Do criminal shit but don't get caught or they'll kill you." Compare to the US where its "Do criminal shit but don't get caught or one of the judges you sponsor will make you pay like 10 mil to some black charity or something." -
Sprayfoam_Sal (sprayfoam_sal@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-Feb-2023 04:03:10 JST Sprayfoam_Sal @LouisConde Listen, I've been using Yahooligans as my search engine since 1996 and I'm not about to stop now. -
Sprayfoam_Sal (sprayfoam_sal@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 10:24:45 JST Sprayfoam_Sal @WashedOutGundamPilot @RatPoster Mass produced solid chunks of vinyl that you never take out of the box, only slightly different from eachother, worthless in every sense of the word.
This guy also collects plastic garbage but is infinitely more interesting.
youtu.be/vCqXCZAhk7Q -
Sprayfoam_Sal (sprayfoam_sal@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-Feb-2023 10:24:41 JST Sprayfoam_Sal @threalist @RatPoster @WashedOutGundamPilot He's still going by the way.
youtu.be/gQmdr-FX-v8 -
Sprayfoam_Sal (sprayfoam_sal@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 03-Feb-2023 09:24:07 JST Sprayfoam_Sal @Koropokkur @monsterislandcolonizer @WashedOutGundamPilot "You're being silly. Look, your brother Neville loves watching movies with us. I don't know why you're so difficult Ching Chong." -
Sprayfoam_Sal (sprayfoam_sal@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 03-Feb-2023 03:30:58 JST Sprayfoam_Sal @WashedOutGundamPilot High time preference, people existing only in the present. I want a cup of coffee now, the me that wants a cup of coffee tomorrow does not exist yet and does not factor into my calculations. Vs the low time preference, what if 2 months from now my preferred brand is out of stock? What if I get snowed in? Best make sure I've got 20lbs of it in the basement, you know, just in case.
Weird paradox, the urbanite is closer to a hunter gatherer in this way. Sustenance is provided passively by the environment, you consume what is available at the time you need it. Shelter? Fungible, move apartments if the current one no longer meets your needs. Work? Gigs, make enough money to the point your needs are covered -
Sprayfoam_Sal (sprayfoam_sal@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 03-Feb-2023 01:03:00 JST Sprayfoam_Sal @WashedOutGundamPilot I imagine what's going through his mind as he's being pecked at by a crowd of 5 foot 2 walking noses goes something like "21 hours 43 minutes til my next benzo ration. 21 hours 43 minutes til my next benzo ration. 21 hours 43 minutes til my next benzo ration. 21 hours 42 minutes til my next benzo ration." etc etc -
Sprayfoam_Sal (sprayfoam_sal@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Feb-2023 11:30:58 JST Sprayfoam_Sal @BuncyTheFrog @Terry The "cannot comprehend a conditional hypothetical" thing has almost been as big an eye opener than the "no internal voice" one. -
Sprayfoam_Sal (sprayfoam_sal@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 30-Jan-2023 02:54:48 JST Sprayfoam_Sal @WashedOutGundamPilot @Hoss @PinochetsCommieCopter They're whats left when you pass a population through several evolutionary sieves. All the criminals got sent to Australia. All the revolutionaries and low time preference criminals went to North America before they got caught and sent to Australia, because getting scalped by chugs or dying in a west virginian coal mine was still preferable to being british.
Then anyone with any backbone left got sent into the 20th century continental meat grinder. -
Sprayfoam_Sal (sprayfoam_sal@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Jan-2023 03:13:51 JST Sprayfoam_Sal @RupertvonRipp @sapphire @WashedOutGundamPilot @shaunh @Granwalder @Wormwood @fishsticks @synapsid Its interesting to think on. Kind of like JF's little quip about how chickens evolved into a pseudo-hive organism that co-opted human agriculture to serve as its reproductive strategy (a small south asian jungle fowl now covers the entire planet with a population of billions.)
Consider the congoloid, evolved (inb4 hellthread, lets just say for the sake of my just-so story here) to be juuust human enough to parasite off the largesse of actual humans to balloon their population and spread to every corner of the globe. Speech mimicry, convergent body form, all to trigger the "helpless child" emotional response while expending the bare minimum of energy. An ecological niche that was created from the peculiarites of the european mind, and the negro fit himself snug into it.
You could probably write a sci-fi horror story about this and fly right under the radar. Just make them look like teddy bear aliens or something but keep the reproductive strategy in tact. -
Sprayfoam_Sal (sprayfoam_sal@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 20-Jan-2023 06:50:38 JST Sprayfoam_Sal @WashedOutGundamPilot @AnFashSchizo @Shadowman311 I'm sure he'll find someway to disappoint. -
Sprayfoam_Sal (sprayfoam_sal@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 20-Jan-2023 06:48:32 JST Sprayfoam_Sal @WashedOutGundamPilot @AnFashSchizo @Shadowman311 People started questioning what was up with him being married to his wife for like 10 years with no kids and probably 9 months to the day later they had twins. Now I don't want to cast any aspersions here, he just strikes me as a flaming homo is all. -
Sprayfoam_Sal (sprayfoam_sal@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 20-Jan-2023 06:24:43 JST Sprayfoam_Sal @WashedOutGundamPilot @Shadowman311 @justnormalkorean Damn Shlomo, just rock the bald/beard look at this point you arent fooling anyone with that. -
Sprayfoam_Sal (sprayfoam_sal@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 20-Jan-2023 06:06:15 JST Sprayfoam_Sal @Shadowman311 @justnormalkorean "Every time you slip up we're sending you to a week of "detox." Your flesh and benzo rations will be revoked during that time, of course."
Thats why he's been quiet since that other jew told him to be quiet while grownups were talking.