Notices by Sprayfoam_Sal (sprayfoam_sal@poa.st), page 5
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Sprayfoam_Sal (sprayfoam_sal@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 19-Jan-2023 10:59:56 JST Sprayfoam_Sal @dew_the_dew @RadixVerum @unit13 It probably wasn't an "why did he apply there?" situation anyway. Since everyones got theorys and fake screenshots to back them up, here's mine. That dude was kind of a fuckup and through contacts with AH got a pity job and housing to set him right but fucked around even then and was let go. 3rd party with a bone to pick against AH decides to leverage it into a shitshow. -
Sprayfoam_Sal (sprayfoam_sal@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 19-Jan-2023 10:59:48 JST Sprayfoam_Sal @dew_the_dew @RadixVerum @unit13 That's a fairly common malady around these parts. -
Sprayfoam_Sal (sprayfoam_sal@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 19-Jan-2023 09:31:45 JST Sprayfoam_Sal @RupertvonRipp @WashedOutGundamPilot "Bitch, you destroyed your root chakra! You just divided your bodycount by zero, I don't care how many wheatfields you've frollocked in this week, its no longer even a FACTOR here!" -
Sprayfoam_Sal (sprayfoam_sal@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 19-Jan-2023 09:26:15 JST Sprayfoam_Sal @RupertvonRipp @WashedOutGundamPilot Its probably one of the most poisonous memes you could possibly come up with.
"Engage in sodomy to protect your chastity." Its so ridiculous a notion you'd think its a joke nobody would fall for. However, women. -
Sprayfoam_Sal (sprayfoam_sal@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Jan-2023 02:47:08 JST Sprayfoam_Sal @WashedOutGundamPilot Might need to workshop it a bit, since you'd be calling another dude "cute." Maybe just "Cool and funny? "Crazy funny?" -
Sprayfoam_Sal (sprayfoam_sal@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Jan-2023 02:23:01 JST Sprayfoam_Sal @WashedOutGundamPilot "Hah, this is a bit, right? Where's the camera? Next you're going to tell me you met through a superchat donation. What's your reddit username, big guy?" -
Sprayfoam_Sal (sprayfoam_sal@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 13-Jan-2023 08:41:56 JST Sprayfoam_Sal @WashedOutGundamPilot I think thats a luxury afforded only to olds, who are also the only people comfortable and dumb enough to talk about it. Everyone else is ready to put everyone they hate into a hole. -
Sprayfoam_Sal (sprayfoam_sal@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 12-Jan-2023 05:08:46 JST Sprayfoam_Sal @Solbera @Shadowman311 @WashedOutGundamPilot Nothing to do with the vaxx, or not necessarily anyway. It refers to post-wall women in general, especially the wine aunt phenotype. -
Sprayfoam_Sal (sprayfoam_sal@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 12-Jan-2023 03:32:18 JST Sprayfoam_Sal @ChristiJunior @WashedOutGundamPilot Voldemort's downfall was his close-mindedness. Before libtards jump to agree with me for the wrong reasons, I mean the fact that the most powerful spell he could think of is "I cast Gun." Sooner or later some wizard autiste is going to invent Avada Thermonucleo and take out all the goblins and Umbridges in magic parliment in one go. -
Sprayfoam_Sal (sprayfoam_sal@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Jan-2023 13:27:31 JST Sprayfoam_Sal @WashedOutGundamPilot >State sponsored shame campaign directed toward bunch of yoing men who have already all but given up on ever finding GF.
This isn't going to raise recruitment. It may possibly raise the rape/homicide rate though. -
Sprayfoam_Sal (sprayfoam_sal@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jan-2023 14:03:25 JST Sprayfoam_Sal @WashedOutGundamPilot "A future AI so powerful and so horny, it goes back in time to punish men who refused to fuck it." -
Sprayfoam_Sal (sprayfoam_sal@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jan-2023 14:03:25 JST Sprayfoam_Sal @WashedOutGundamPilot Roko's Basilisk Erotic Fanfiction posting. -
Sprayfoam_Sal (sprayfoam_sal@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 07-Jan-2023 06:28:55 JST Sprayfoam_Sal @LukeAlmighty @WashedOutGundamPilot @LukeAlmighty Women love doing boring repetative shit thats easy and doesnt really end up producing anything of value. You can tell they're wired for it because they fill out coloring books or do diamond art or paint by numbers or crochet for fun. If laundry were high status and trendy they'd be making tiktoks denonstrating folding technique or some shit. -
Sprayfoam_Sal (sprayfoam_sal@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 05-Jan-2023 12:54:24 JST Sprayfoam_Sal @WashedOutGundamPilot @LouisConde @MeBigbrain @Ottovonshitpost @Platinum @RahowasaurusRex1979 @Twoinchdestroya @Umlaut @ferrarilegends "Sekiha Tenkyoken" translates into "I summon you, Burger King."
Its like the password for the namekian dragonballs. -
Sprayfoam_Sal (sprayfoam_sal@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 05-Jan-2023 12:49:14 JST Sprayfoam_Sal @WashedOutGundamPilot @LouisConde @MeBigbrain @Ottovonshitpost @Platinum @RahowasaurusRex1979 @Twoinchdestroya @Umlaut @ferrarilegends Yeah he sounds a bit more bored in those voice samples than anything I remember. Also he's pronouncing things wrong that he didn't in the show, weird. -
Sprayfoam_Sal (sprayfoam_sal@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 05-Jan-2023 12:36:32 JST Sprayfoam_Sal @WashedOutGundamPilot @Platinum @Ottovonshitpost @RahowasaurusRex1979 @Umlaut @LouisConde @MeBigbrain @Twoinchdestroya @ferrarilegends The english dub added an echo effect to his voice when he really started to yell too. Having rewatched a little of it the parts where its kind of awkward are the parts where he's not screaming out finishing moves. -
Sprayfoam_Sal (sprayfoam_sal@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Jan-2023 05:44:38 JST Sprayfoam_Sal @WashedOutGundamPilot @nugger Yeah the one blind kid in school was an asshole. Kind of evens out though, you can forgive him for it. I wouldn't trade my sight for the ability to get away with slightly more bullshit out of pity. -
Sprayfoam_Sal (sprayfoam_sal@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Jan-2023 02:37:26 JST Sprayfoam_Sal @WashedOutGundamPilot I CREATED THE DILBERITO YOU SWINE! ME! THE FINAL EVOLUTION OF HUMAM NUTRIENT CONSUMPTION AND YOU KNUCKLE-DRAGGING SHIT APES WEREN'T ABLE TO COMPREHEND IT! "Oohh, it makes my tummy hurt." "I literally cannot stop farting." FUCK YOU ALL, NONE OF YOU ARE WELCOME IN MY GLORIOUS KINGDOM! -
Sprayfoam_Sal (sprayfoam_sal@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Jan-2023 01:43:31 JST Sprayfoam_Sal @WashedOutGundamPilot @DW2 Keyboard commisar maybe. If he's already like that at 40 then he probably doesn't have a decade of mobility left in him. -
Sprayfoam_Sal (sprayfoam_sal@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 31-Dec-2022 10:18:07 JST Sprayfoam_Sal @nugger @WashedOutGundamPilot Same but velveeta mac and cheese. The shells specifically, not elbow macaroni.
I'm sure its just orange colored industrial lubricant in a foil pouch but something about it man...