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1. Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Saturday, 08-Apr-2023 10:44:17 JST Rasterman
   Not sure how much I can say for this episode, but there's this burger place with a couple owner where the man took $250,000 from his son's inheritance to keep the place afloat, and dragged the son to work there.
   
   And then there's his wife, that seems like a galaxy-level cunt, who keeps blaming the chef for everything despite the chef claiming he is allowed no input on the menu.
   
   Meanwhile, the chef has a bit of a personality, even if he seems to hate his job. He sounds sarcastic in a way that reminds me of Chandler from Friends in some ways. And the owner reminds me of David Lynch.
   
   Ramsay didn't like a single burger and tells the chef and his staff the food was shit, and Cuntilla here smiles thinking she finally has an ally as an angry Gordon questions why is he even an executive chef or gets paid at all for what he does.
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     @Rasterman >the man took $250,000 from his son's inheritance to keep the place afloat, and dragged the son to work there
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   • Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Saturday, 08-Apr-2023 10:57:07 JST Rasterman

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     But then the chef told Ramsay the owners don't let him change the menu under threat of firing.
     
     Ramsay hits the owner with an almost comical "WHAT!?"
     
     And just like that, the situation has evolved. :bluedoggo :
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   • Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Sunday, 09-Apr-2023 01:13:41 JST Rasterman

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     A little bit of lore that was dropped on part one and never revisited during that part, was that Alan, the owner, blames "Yelpers" for ruining his business. It seems there's a website called "Yelp" where people can leave reviews of restaurants and he claimed either the users or the site itself were plotting against him and his restaurant's success. A conspiracy, if you will.
     
     Somehow, the Kitchen Nightmares staff tracked down the yelpers and brought them on stage to shit on the restaurant owners to their faces.
     
     Alan's smile and optimism: gone.
     
     Now I'm paranoid: is Danny's girlfriend a jew too? She looks like a would from me; but also looks like someone who spent January 20th 2017 wearing a pink hat and screaming at the sky. No visible tattoos, tho. :pepesmug.png:
   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 09-Apr-2023 01:13:41 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     @Rasterman IIRC yelp did have some “we’re gonna promote bad reviews of your place unless you pay for a business account” system so there might be a little bit to it

   • Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Sunday, 09-Apr-2023 01:13:42 JST Rasterman

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     There's a part two. First time ever there's a part two on this series. I can't wait to see where this goes now that they fired the 110th chef. But I gotta sleep, so I'll get to part two during the day.
     
     To paraphrase Alan Saffron: "I don't have 1000 posts today, but I'll make them tomorrow".
     
     Here's the soyjak son crying because he ruined everything while Gordon looks at him with disdain.
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   • Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Sunday, 09-Apr-2023 01:13:42 JST Rasterman

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     "Some people have called me a meat sculptor".
     -Alan Saffron (the owner)
     
     I didn't stop to think about that sentence last night. It's kind of ridiculous. What would be a meat sculptor? :pepe_laugh:
     
     Anyway, I started part 2 now. The son is outside crying and complaining about his life while Ramsay studies his ears to see if they tilt backwards like he read on 4chan.
     
     Next, Gordon brings the family to a theatre for a special treat:
     
     For the next six hours, they're gonna be watching The Greatest Story Never Told. :baby_hitler:
     
     "You're gonna love it! It's about this Austrian artist and his run-in with Australian restaurateurs that open burger shops..."
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   • Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Sunday, 09-Apr-2023 01:13:43 JST Rasterman

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     Alright, folks, this is getting disgusting. As the chef demands his $1000 he is owed, the wife steps in. Alan tries to stop her, but she says she "needs to say this". The chef eagerly asks what she wants to say. She inquires if he returned the money the son gave him earlier for ingredients. He says yes. She then says he was given $15 he should give back. She's arguing about $15.
     
     But here the chef delivers: "Just deduct it from my $1000 paycheck, plus $20 for your Prozac".
     
     :laugh_evil:
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   • Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Sunday, 09-Apr-2023 01:13:43 JST Rasterman

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     Rage! Confusion! It's a battle in the hallway, as chef David demands his check. He even says they can write it to cash tomorrow. Fed up, Alan sends his wife to write the check.
     
     So, there's another character on the show: the son's girlfriend. The family doesn't like her. Is this a sign she might be White? She's there in the restaurant doing... something.
     
     Gen realises they don't have $1000 to pay the former chef. So Alan figures something out. :jew.png: Just take the money out of his son's account.
     
     The girlfriend steps in and prevents them from stealing more money from their son. It's a recurring theme that no one respects him. But seeing him fire the chef on the spot tells me he doesn't deserve the respect anyway.
     
     Gordon Ramsay realises he's trapped between Hyperborea and Judea and doesn't know when he crossed the threshold. But he's soon going to be stranded in jewspace once the White chef leaves. He's going to need all his vril to make it out of this one safe and sound.
   • Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Sunday, 09-Apr-2023 01:13:44 JST Rasterman

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     She proceeds to explain to Ramsay that she's 64; she's been through many situations; she wants to make that restaurant work and not deal with "a bully or a fool". Looked like a competent chef forced to cook bad food to me, but I guess that's why we need Gen to tell us the lore.
     
     Yeah, she's trying to pilpul Ramsay into thinking she's being abused by the chef. Ramsay just tells her that walking out looks weird. :laughingatyou :
     
     "Alan needs you". Cut to Alan eating the waygu burger he prepared for Ramsay. :pepe_laugh: How is this not a comedy sketch? The wife is throwing a tantrum while the husband couldn't give two shits about it.
   • Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Sunday, 09-Apr-2023 01:13:44 JST Rasterman

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     Ramsay makes her come back in. Alan is still eating. The chef asks why she left. She attacks, calling him a bully. He points out they have been through 109 chefs. The husband stops her from arguing, while Gordon and the chef exchange knowing looks.
     
     So, Alan is Australian. He gives Ramsay a book he wrote and tells him a story about his father and how his father tried to force him to stay in Australia and work in his restaurant, but "he met a wonderful girl in New York" and left anyway. I'd sure love to meet that girl.
     
     Then says he doesn't like his father because of what he did and it's hard to forgive him. Curiously, he doesn't mention how he took $250K from his own son and forced him to work in the restaurant (and kept him out of the legal papers, so he's not even an owner).
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   • Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Sunday, 09-Apr-2023 01:13:44 JST Rasterman

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     Now the son is stepping in to direct the kitchen. There's some confusion with the tickets and the son has some choice words about the chef:
     
     "A trained monkey could take tickets and get them out on time. That's nothing".
     
     The chef doesn't take it very well:
     
     "I'm gonna jump on the other side and knock your ass outta here".
     
     So the son fires the chef in the middle of service. The chef leaves and there's an interview segment outside:
     
     "I'm probably in the wrong... but I'm not gonna have some crackhead yell at me".
     
     :bluedoggo : I like this guy.
   • Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Sunday, 09-Apr-2023 01:13:44 JST Rasterman

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     The chef demands the money he is owed so he can GTFO. Alan asks why his son fired him, but Gen steps in right away to reassure him his son was in the right for firing him so he should give him his money so he can leave.
     
     This nigger legit goes "David, as you know, I don't have $1000 today, but I can pay you tomorrow" like he's the burger guy from Popeye. :laugh_evil: Dammit, Silvio, it was already bad when they were just acting like jews, but knowing it makes it all so much worse. :doge_laugh: Ramsay's face as he sees bullshit in action is so funny to me.
   • Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Sunday, 09-Apr-2023 01:13:45 JST Rasterman

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     Ramsay chases after Gen.
     
     The chef heils Hitler in celebration. With his Hyperborean spirit awoken by :sonnenrad_deathhead: Ramsay :sonnenrad_deathhead: he celebrates with his team and tells the cameras that Gen wanted him to be the reason their pitiful restaurant was doing poorly.
     
     Meanwhile, Gordon finds Gen pretending to be a bush.
   • Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Sunday, 09-Apr-2023 01:13:46 JST Rasterman

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     Ramsay said the owner's burger was "hideous". :laughingatyou : Though I gotta say the owner didn't look too bothered about it.
     
     The chef finally serves his burger and is explaining what it's about. Ramsay already likes the look of it.
     
     The owner's wife is seething. :laugh_evil:
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   • Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Sunday, 09-Apr-2023 01:13:46 JST Rasterman

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     Ramsay tries the chef's burger.
     
     "It's delicious".
     
     Seething intensifies. "How dare that motherfucker employee of mine be competent at making burgers" is what she must be thinking. I don't know why; but her face seems to suggest she hates her own chef for impressing Gordon fucking Ramsay.
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   • Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Sunday, 09-Apr-2023 01:13:46 JST Rasterman

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     Oookay, here's where the episode turns into a cartoon. Gordon asks the wife to try the chef's burger. She takes a bite and immediately starts choking on it as if she's being poisoned.
     
     Ramsay, who's just eaten from that burger ten seconds ago looks at her like she's full of shit. :pepe_laugh:
     
     The chef on the interview: "Suck on this, Gen!" :bluedoggo :
     
     I like the chef. :0550:
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   • Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Sunday, 09-Apr-2023 01:13:46 JST Rasterman

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     Ramsay tells the owner that "waygu" might sound exotic, but it doesn't automatically tasty. He looks puzzled.
     
     Gordon then asks the chef if he can cook such good burgers, WTF is he doing cooking what the owners say. He tells Ramsay he has to follow the owner's menu or get persecuted for trying to change. The wife steps in to set the record straight:
     
     "He wants to blame me for everything that goes wrong, but I'm not that powerful, chef".
     
     Now I get why @MechaSilvio says she's jewish. :bluedoggo :
     
     "I'm a 64 year old woman. I can't control all this he's saying. How am I that powerful!?".
     
     Gordon keeps talking to the chef about why he prepares that "medium crap" instead of his own good burgers and the wife storms out again. If she's not jewish, she sure played one on TV.
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   • Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Sunday, 09-Apr-2023 01:13:47 JST Rasterman

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     The chef and his assistant leave to buy the ingredients for Ramsay's burger and the owner's wife starts yelling at her husband about not standing up for her to the chef.
     
     DID YOU SEE HOW HE ATTACKED ME!? YOU DIDN'T STAND UP FOR YOUR WIFE OF 35 YEARS!!! *storms out*
     
     He's like "I'm standing up, but situation's tough". He said, while sitting. :doge_laugh:
   • Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Sunday, 09-Apr-2023 01:13:47 JST Rasterman

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     After an intermission where Gordon visits the son at his home to ask about how he was scammed by his father by investing in the restaurant unbeknownst to him, we're back at the restaurant where the chef is preparing Ramsay's burger.
     
     The owner, for some reason, decided he'll also prepare a burger for Ramsay. Using the "waygu", which seems to be some high quality meat he buys pre-packaged and frozen.
     
     The owner forces Ramsay to sit down and eat his waygu burger (which has no bun) while the chef and his staff wait to serve him. The chef and staff watch confused as their boss tries to convince Ramsay on why his burger is the superior one. :pepe_laugh:
   • Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Sunday, 09-Apr-2023 01:13:48 JST Rasterman

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     Then they start bickering over mushrooms. She says the chef changed the recipe to add an ingredient, proving he is lying about having no control of the kitchen. He says that ingredient is how you prepare the dish with mushrooms. David Lynch intervenes saying they are arguing over a mushroom. The wife says "mushrooms are important to me; I'm Polish". :efron_left: What's that about?
     
     Then the chef says he has to buy ingredients and they don't pay him for them some times. Ramsay is like "why don't you pay him?" :laugh_evil: The owner's response: "he's working on the spirit of getting paid. Let's not concentrate on the check. I said I'm gonna pay, that's all that's important". :efron_right:
     
     I've seen a clip from this episode and I think that's what's about to happen now. Ramsay is already chimping out at the thought that the chef is not allowed to use his own recipes, so he challenges the chef to go buy ingredients and prepare him a burger. And gives him money.
     
     I think this is about to go South for the owners. :laughingatyou :
   • Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks (washedoutgundampilot@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 09-Apr-2023 01:40:09 JST Woggy's Zeonic Frolicks

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     @Rasterman Not as much today, I get the impression that google supplanted it once they really leaned in on the maps and smartphones. For a good span it WAS the site you’d use to find new food spots. From maybe 2008 to 17 maybe? You’d have someone bring it up to look for a good place, maybe even have a good reviewer in the area they trusted to guide them.

     Haven’t heard anyone use yelp in a while though. The only talk seemed to be about how they let biz owners ‘subscribe’ and basically delete/edit reviews, so you couldn’t trust it anymore.

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     @WashedOutGundamPilot Interesting. I just found out about Yelp like 15 minutes ago, but is it that powerful? Like, is it the place where one looks up restaurants in the US?
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     @Rasterman @WashedOutGundamPilot https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WIyV8GJCe9Y
   • Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Sunday, 09-Apr-2023 01:40:24 JST Rasterman

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     @ChristiJunior @WashedOutGundamPilot Oh, no. Is it used by retards to extort restaurants? I wasn't prepared for nuance on an episode about scammer jews. :pepeshock.png:
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   • Christi Junior (christijunior@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Sunday, 09-Apr-2023 06:07:44 JST Christi Junior

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     @Rasterman God, that bitch (Gen?) was fucking terrible.
     
     And holy shit, the dad straight up stole 250K from his son, and wonders why his son seems to resent him :loli_wut:
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   • luithe (luithe@varishangout.net)'s status on Sunday, 09-Apr-2023 06:10:47 JST luithe

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     @ChristiJunior @Rasterman boomer moment
     Also forgot to add Allan was apart of an Australian mob and the son of a fucking mob boss, so I'm pretty sure that money was just used to launder money from Australia and Allan is fucking rich before he died
   • Berlusconi Anime Fever :sonnenrad: (mechasilvio@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 09-Apr-2023 06:12:00 JST Berlusconi Anime Fever :sonnenrad:

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     @Rasterman Big reveal: Alan's father is non other than Abe Saffron, one of the top organized crime bosses in Australia.
     
     He "just happens" to be a Russian Jew. Weird how that pattern repeats everywhere, huh! 🤔
     
     Now, if Daniel's $250K were in a trust fund and grandpa was who gave him those, this whole business was set up on vice & crime money.
     
     en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abe_Saffron
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   • :spinnenrad: Festivegoat :spinnenrad: (eiregoat@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 09-Apr-2023 06:50:08 JST :spinnenrad: Festivegoat :spinnenrad:

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     It's quite popular. There also used to be a similar scam with the "better business bureau" where they'd basically shake people down for positive coverage.
     
     Yelp is also used as a weapon by leftists to cancel venues with review bombs. For example when a bar was hosting a party by count-dankula and refused to cancel because they called him a nazi.
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   • BobsonDugnuttHB (bobsondugnutthb@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 09-Apr-2023 09:55:43 JST BobsonDugnuttHB

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     @MechaSilvio @Rasterman Epilogue:
     
     The restaurant went out of business anyway shortly after the episode aired and Alan died 3 years ago.
     
     mashed.com/950831/heres-what-happened-to-burger-kitchen-after-kitchen-nightmares/
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   • Рождество Bosch (anonymousbosch@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 09-Apr-2023 09:55:43 JST Рождество Bosch

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     @BobsonDugnuttHB @MechaSilvio @Rasterman >the criminal jews lost all their money and died
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   • Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Sunday, 09-Apr-2023 09:55:44 JST Rasterman

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     In a brilliant move, Ramsay actually read the book Alan gave him about his relationship with his father (the jewish mobster from Australia) and points out how every complaint Alan had about his father and family dynamics are exactly the same as Danny has now. "It's a sequel! But it's live and going on right now!" :laugh_evil:
     
     Alan admits he was wrong.
     
     Gen looks like she just heard the stupidest thing anyone ever said.
     
     Alan apologises to his son and the girlfriend and they all make up. Except Gen, who looks miserable that there's a bit of happiness in the world. :doge_laugh:
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   • Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Sunday, 09-Apr-2023 09:55:44 JST Rasterman

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     Finally, one and a half episodes in... it turns into a normal Kitchen Nightmares episode.
     
     They redo the menu, revamp the dining area, get the new ticketing system, and invite all bloggers back to try the new food and place. The kitchen is working under the guy that was the previous chef's assistant. The re-launch works out.
     
     Gordon has a private final conversation with the son, Danny.
     
     "Yes, I turned your mother into the hambugers you served tonight. The Burger God demanded a sacrifice and I obliged. How do you think I became so successful? Stay out of trouble, kid. Goodbye".
     
     Gordon then steps back into the light and disappears; another episode complete.
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   • Berlusconi Anime Fever :sonnenrad: (mechasilvio@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 09-Apr-2023 09:55:44 JST Berlusconi Anime Fever :sonnenrad:

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     @Rasterman The most excellent chronicle
   • Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Sunday, 09-Apr-2023 09:55:45 JST Rasterman

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     :emergency : KIKE ALERT :emergency :
     
     One of the girl reviewers says that after she posted her review, Alan started sending her emails. That he threatened to report her to the hate crime division of LAPD.
     
     Guise, I think the girlfriend is White. She's literally the only one shocked at that reveal.
     
     Meanwhile, Gen sinks in her chair, makes all sorts of faces, rolling her eyes and pretending this is all a silly waste of time. At one point she pretends to fall asleep and snore until Ramsay is like "am I keeping you up?" and quickly puts her in her place. What a horrid hag.
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   • Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Sunday, 09-Apr-2023 09:55:45 JST Rasterman

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     Gordon brings the owner of a successful restaurant from the same area to teach Alan how to deal with yelpers. He explains it's common to get a bad review but if the majority are good you can disregard it. He says if many complain about the same thing, you ought to pay attention and fix that recipe. Gordon echoes that message.
     
     Alan apologises to the yelpers and thanks the other owner and Ramsay for giving him a new perspective.
     
     Gen rolls her eyes.
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   • Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Sunday, 09-Apr-2023 09:55:45 JST Rasterman

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     Next day. Ramsay sits the family down to clear the air. The girlfriend, Wendy, accuses Alan of getting money while his son gets nothing. "HOW DARE YOU! LIES!" he says, so Danny gets the accounting book and hands it to Gordon.
     
     Gen: "Wendy, why are you so nasty?" :jewess:
     
     ...so... you know how Bashar Al-Assad :assad_judgesyou: is an Arab and a Muslim and surely he's not our friend... but who exactly are his enemies? Israel, the ZOG yanks, the European bureaucrats, globohomo in general. Maybe this guy's alright... :assad_lol:
     
     I'm getting those vibes from Danny's girlfriend just based on the fact she's so hated by the parents.
     
     Gordon looks up and wonders why God lets these people sell hamburgers.
   • Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Sunday, 09-Apr-2023 09:55:45 JST Rasterman

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     The parents attack Wendy as she requests that they stop scamming their own son. Danny cries. :soyjak_cope: Gordon asks them to put their differences aside for the sake of the business... :0010:
     
     And this is the moment when you thought the Terminator was dead, but the metal skeleton comes walking from within the wreckage, as ready to kill Sarah Connor as ever: :0230:
     
     Gen says "I can't". She hates Wendy so much she won't even try to save the restaurant. Guys, by now I've watched all previous KN episodes and this has got to be the most villainous character to date. :doge_laugh:
     
     Ramsay asks how can she not want to do that for the sake of the business. She says "how could I do that?" and Gordon goes European settler mode: "BE CIVILISED!" :gordonramsay_rage2: Gen shrugs and looks to the side.
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   • Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Sunday, 09-Apr-2023 09:55:46 JST Rasterman

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     This Asian man showed up dressed to commit a hate crime. Imagine the most respectful tone and delivery but the content of the message was:
     
     "I absolutely detest what is served at your restaurant".
     
     :bluedoggo :
     
     The family is loving the live reviews.
   • Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Sunday, 09-Apr-2023 09:55:46 JST Rasterman

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     Another guy goes "I created an account just to shit on your burgers".
     
     Alan is having a tough time dealing with the critiques.
     
     "Every day since Mr. Ramsay showed up has been like another Shoah".
     
     Gen hasn't seen such oppression since her grandmother was turned into a chew toy at Auschwitz.
     
     By the way, Gen originally said "I'm from Poland". I said she said "I'm Polish", but that wasn't it. So... jewishness intensifies. :jewnose_dance:
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   • Christi Junior (christijunior@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Apr-2023 00:08:02 JST Christi Junior

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     @Rasterman Chef David's burger looks tasty af.
     
     The owner is insane in the membrane for trying to run a burger joint when he openly rejects such a key component of the burger, it just makes zero sense, that's like being a video game journalist despite hating gamers and being unbelievably shit at video games- wait a minute!
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   • Christi Junior (christijunior@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Apr-2023 00:12:20 JST Christi Junior

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     @Rasterman >"he met a wonderful girl in New York" and left anyway. I'd sure love to meet that girl.
     
     :doge_laugh:
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   • Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Apr-2023 00:14:14 JST Rasterman

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     @MechaSilvio Silvio MVP with this confirmation bias!
     
     He said he was Australian! That explains why the son looks jewish af, btw.
     
     They said on the show when Alan's father died, he left an inheritance to his son, but Alan handled it, so he decided to invest the $250K without telling his son.
     
     So a crime family of jews decided to open a restaurant in the USA to serve shitty burgers and oppress a White chef. No wonder they instinctively hate the chef.
     
     And the jewish son firing the chef sure felt like a Bolshevik officer ordering around a Russian peasant.
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   • Berlusconi Anime Fever :sonnenrad: (mechasilvio@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Apr-2023 00:14:22 JST Berlusconi Anime Fever :sonnenrad:

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     @Rasterman I had my suspicions when I started watching it a few weeks ago...the book was the clue that revealed everything. Early Life strikes again!
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   • Berlusconi Anime Fever :sonnenrad: (mechasilvio@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Apr-2023 00:15:53 JST Berlusconi Anime Fever :sonnenrad:

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     @Rasterman A SPIRITUAL BATTLE IS BEING FOUGHT
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   • King Dick (kingdick@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Apr-2023 00:17:16 JST King Dick

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     @Rasterman This episode is a certified classic. The bad breath Dad being a retard know-it-all and shilling his book about his shitty father, while his own son turns into a blubbery mess and the TF2-fan GF pops off on camera, "You need Prozac!" How do you fuck up hamburger restaurant that bad? Good times.
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   • :nv: Eddie Fucksaw :nv: (chainsaw_appreciator@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Apr-2023 00:17:37 JST :nv: Eddie Fucksaw :nv:

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     @Rasterman Can't even order a fucking hamburger in this country without tripping over some elaborate jewish ponzi scheme.
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   • Christmasfrend🎄 (centurianfrend@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Apr-2023 00:20:01 JST Christmasfrend🎄

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     • Berlusconi Anime Fever :sonnenrad:
     @MechaSilvio @Rasterman hitler 1 a painter wronged by jews
     hitler 2 a burger chef wronged by jews
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   • Christi Junior (christijunior@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Apr-2023 00:26:20 JST Christi Junior

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     @Rasterman Gen's such a disrespectful cunt, holy fucking shit.
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   • Christi Junior (christijunior@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Apr-2023 00:28:27 JST Christi Junior

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     @Rasterman I did not in a million years expect that Wendy-Assad comparison, but I like it! :pepe_cheers:
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   • Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Apr-2023 00:29:11 JST Rasterman

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     • Christi Junior
     @ChristiJunior We are told by jews both are evil. They face one struggle. Rumour has it Wendy would go on to join a Hezbollah commando unit.
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   • Christi Junior (christijunior@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Apr-2023 00:29:22 JST Christi Junior

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     @Rasterman >Ramsay asks how can she not want to do that for the sake of the business. She says "how could I do that?" and Gordon goes European settler mode: "BE CIVILISED!"
     
     It's amazing how this 64 YEAR OLD WOMAN needs to be taught basic social skills.
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   • CoQ_10 (coq_10@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Apr-2023 00:29:25 JST CoQ_10

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     @Rasterman Nobody hates women as much as other women.
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   • Christi Junior (christijunior@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Apr-2023 00:30:05 JST Christi Junior

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     @Rasterman I repeat, it's amazing how the Jew son of a Jew criminal, who stole 250K from his own son, is STILL infinitely more likable and sympathetic than Gen.
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   • Rasterman (rasterman@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Apr-2023 00:30:15 JST Rasterman

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     • Christi Junior
     @ChristiJunior I've seen stubborn chefs and owners. Unlikable characters who you root against; but this is the one most committed to evil yet. :laughingmerchant:
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   • Rwoeidk 🎅🏻🥂🎄 (rwoeidk@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Apr-2023 00:30:32 JST Rwoeidk 🎅🏻🥂🎄

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     @Rasterman >One of the girl reviewers says that after she posted her review, Alan started sending her emails. That he threatened to report her to the hate crime division of LAPD.
     What a downfall. Your father was a mobster, you are threatening yelp reviewers, with hate crime charges.
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   • WhiteExodite (bleedingphoenix@wolfgirl.bar)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Apr-2023 00:31:14 JST WhiteExodite

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     @Rasterman reading this all in one go was way more entertaining than i expected. what a story :holo_thumbsup:
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   • Rwoeidk 🎅🏻🥂🎄 (rwoeidk@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Apr-2023 00:31:17 JST Rwoeidk 🎅🏻🥂🎄

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     • Christi Junior
     @ChristiJunior @Rasterman Gen is probably the bitch wife ordering behind
     >just get the 250k from him
     >let's get on that ramsay show, get some publicity
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   • Berlusconi Anime Fever :sonnenrad: (mechasilvio@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Apr-2023 00:31:32 JST Berlusconi Anime Fever :sonnenrad:

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     @Rasterman That guy's name? Adolf Hitler!
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   • Berlusconi Anime Fever :sonnenrad: (mechasilvio@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Apr-2023 00:31:35 JST Berlusconi Anime Fever :sonnenrad:

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     @Rasterman "I absolutely detest what is served at your restaurant".
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   • Rwoeidk 🎅🏻🥂🎄 (rwoeidk@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Apr-2023 00:33:45 JST Rwoeidk 🎅🏻🥂🎄

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     @Rasterman Can't wait for the next one
   • Christi Junior (christijunior@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Apr-2023 00:33:45 JST Christi Junior

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     • Rwoeidk 🎅🏻🥂🎄
     @Rwoeidk @Rasterman I can't wait for him to get to Amy's Baking Company (ANOTHER Jew restaurant!)
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   • CatSoc :nv: (catlord@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Apr-2023 00:40:35 JST CatSoc :nv:

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     • Berlusconi Anime Fever :sonnenrad:
     @MechaSilvio @Rasterman OH THIS IS THE ALAN SAFFRON EPISODE! Yes, I know all about this kike. Abe Saffron was a fucking demon who ran New South Wales's organised crime for years. He owned the police and state politicians. He's also responsible for the Luna Park fire that killed several children (there's a whole thing about that being both insurance scam and some kind of ritual). He ran drugs, prostitution, extortion, bla bla, et cetera. Horrible criminal kike. His son actually wrote a book about him "Gentle Satan" LOL.
     
     amazon.com.au/Gentle-Satan-Father-Abe-Saffron/dp/071810496X
     
     Here's another comprehensive biography on him that I found, if anyone is interested:
     amazon.com.au/Mr-Sin-Abe-Saffron-dossier/dp/1741752205
     
     >Abe Saffron was one of Australia's most notorious and powerful crime figures. Yet, he spent his life denying any involvement in criminal activity, claiming he was just a successful businessman. Sydney knew otherwise. This was the man who controlled the city's underworld with an iron fist.
     
     >Saffron trafficked in drugs, ran prostitution and gambling rings, was not averse to extreme violence and was a master of bribery and a corrupter of police, politicians and the judiciary.
     
     >The man with a voracious sexual appetite was a real-life Godfather of Australian crime
     >a vicious world of greed and evil and leaves no doubt that Abe Saffron well and truly deserved the moniker, Mr Sin.
     
     And lastly, a long article on his activities:
     smh.com.au/national/nsw/king-of-the-cross-sydney-crime-boss-abe-saffron-s-secret-friends-and-properties-20210312-p57abq.html
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   • Nigbot (nice-nigger@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Apr-2023 00:42:28 JST Nigbot

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     • Svantovit
     wat dem picchus mean :wojak-ss:
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   • Svantovit (svantovit@detroitriotcity.com)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Apr-2023 00:42:29 JST Svantovit

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     I swear to God...my life would be so much easier if I could say, "Yeah. My mom's a yenta," because then so much of our dynamic would make SENSE.
     
     "Be CIVILIZED!"
     
     *SCOFF* *EYE ROLL* *GUTTURAL EASTERN PALE NOISES*
     
     :pinkwojak.png:
     
     Thank you for bringing this to my attention, Raster and Silvio. :0110: