Notices by SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)
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SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 25-Oct-2024 16:51:40 JST SaltWraith @givenup @Humpleupagus @egirlyuumimain @ChristiJunior @Dudebro @Goalkeeper @Lavaearth bibles were a usable weapon in all the pre-metroidvania castlevanias too, they did like a rotating shield barrier -
SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 25-Oct-2024 16:51:39 JST SaltWraith @givenup @Humpleupagus @egirlyuumimain @ChristiJunior @Dudebro @Goalkeeper @Lavaearth usually the metroidvanias would have unlockable playable characters who would function more like the NES/SNES era characters with the heart pickups and weapon items -
SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 26-Sep-2024 02:11:55 JST SaltWraith @DEERBLOOD @Koropokkur @NoDoxGregBrady @DW2 @TrevorGoodchild "the sticky rice ball" -
SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Sep-2024 06:04:25 JST SaltWraith @Doll @shedinja @DEERBLOOD @Jean_Philippe_Micheaux THAT'S RIGHT! THAT'S RIGHT! FUCK THIS TOMBOY HORSESHIT, FUCK THESE SHITTY SIDE CUTS WHERE THESE BITCHES TRY TO LOOK LIKE THEY GOT THEIR HAIR STYLED IN A WILLIAM GIBSON NOVEL, GIRLS SHOULD HAVE NICE STRAIGHT LONG HAIR, AS GOD WANTED IT. -
SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 24-Jun-2024 18:20:01 JST SaltWraith @Dan_Hulson @Humpleupagus @gnarley_boot @Zergling_man @soravu Really..? Escape from LA, not Escape from New York? Escape from LA is the one with the retarded basketball game. -
SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 04:26:32 JST SaltWraith @King_Noticer @Waldbrand @Wiz just don't be too disappointed when the vtuber anime girl of your dreams makes your pp wilt when you see her for real -
SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 04-May-2024 03:13:51 JST SaltWraith @DEERBLOOD @sickburnbro you ever try telling them "bro America fucking sucks" -
SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 07-Apr-2024 05:35:20 JST SaltWraith @Dudebro @MasterSimper @burner @Dan_Hulson @King_Noticer @MeBigbrain @SuperSnekFriend @William_The_Dragonborn @wgiwf @Hoss hey now. I'm not the one who puts these stupid ideas in your heads, I'm more here to point them out and crank their absurdity to the max so you don't say weird shit like that again.
It never works though. -
SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 07-Apr-2024 05:33:29 JST SaltWraith @Hoss @MasterSimper @Dudebro @burner @Dan_Hulson @King_Noticer @MeBigbrain @SuperSnekFriend @William_The_Dragonborn @wgiwf I would too -
SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 07-Apr-2024 05:32:49 JST SaltWraith @King_Noticer @SuperSnekFriend @burner @MasterSimper @Dudebro @Dan_Hulson @MeBigbrain @William_The_Dragonborn @wgiwf "my buddy gifted me the entire Sex With Hitler series and my balls still haven't recovered" - that goblin guy, Easter 2024 -
SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 14-Mar-2024 02:23:22 JST SaltWraith @givenup @Dudebro @skylar @JSDorn @Saber @munir Vtube is fucking garbage and I don't get the appeal. It's just simping for egirls but with more abstractions. -
SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 14-Mar-2024 02:22:53 JST SaltWraith @skylar @JSDorn @Saber @Dudebro @munir @givenup just watch one of the hundreds of cute girls doing cute stuff animes instead -
SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Mar-2024 21:13:53 JST SaltWraith @sickburnbro @dickflatteningenthusiast that's what I'm saying. the world changed but their programming hasn't. -
SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Mar-2024 21:11:14 JST SaltWraith @dickflatteningenthusiast Well they're X-ers, they still think that The Man is some rich old white Christian and that hippies, punk rock and grunge were all totally organic. -
SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 01-Mar-2024 00:56:36 JST SaltWraith @Kyonko802 @caekislove @Meemoo walking sim where you walk through the main street and see Leo Frank being hanged and you high five your bros -
SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 25-Jan-2024 03:12:57 JST SaltWraith @Ottovonshitpost @MK2boogaloo @nozaki @TheEternalBungholio >tfw the Chinese laundromat accent might be the best those gooks can ever hope for -
SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 25-Jan-2024 03:10:14 JST SaltWraith @dictatordave @Ottovonshitpost @nozaki @MK2boogaloo @TheEternalBungholio you should have gotten her in to cornstarch before you got her fired because it'd make sure she dies sooner in painful and embarrassing ways -
SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 21-Jan-2024 23:51:39 JST SaltWraith @King_Noticer @kf01 @CatLord @DEERBLOOD @Meemoo See the problem is most of the Pokemon audience never really grows out of it, and also the designers are somewhat sus because I doubt the art designer is the same age as the 13 year old girl character with the gogo boots and the tiny little skirt. -
SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 21-Jan-2024 23:50:06 JST SaltWraith @kf01 @CatLord @DEERBLOOD @King_Noticer @Meemoo I mean, don't all of the games feature underaged girls wearing clothes that are just slightly inappropriate because they show a little too much skin or are just a little too form-fitting? -
SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 21-Jan-2024 23:49:37 JST SaltWraith @King_Noticer @kf01 @CatLord @DEERBLOOD @Meemoo was that Pokemon White or Nigger or was that Pokemon X or Y chromosome