Notices by 🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘 (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)
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🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘 (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Friday, 21-Feb-2025 20:07:49 JST 🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘
Why not use ranger? 😏 -
🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘 (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Friday, 21-Feb-2025 18:02:03 JST 🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘
Nope. Plus, to practice before federal courts, you have to be admitted to that court's bar specifically. -
🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘 (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Friday, 21-Feb-2025 18:02:01 JST 🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘
Just because I'm a lawyer doesn't entail that I don't have opinions about the BAR.
At the same time, I think it is an art, and going to a good law school can help, though a lot turns in the person themselves and their disposition. There's a lot of douche bags who live and breathe being a lawyer. Fuck those guys. I hope they all die. I just do it to support my family because I have no other functional skills. I'd be out without question if the right opportinity came along. -
🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘 (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Friday, 21-Feb-2025 17:55:12 JST 🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘
I'm not a fan, but eso si que es. -
🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘 (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 20-Feb-2025 07:29:06 JST 🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘
If you can't make me laugh, I can't take you seriously. Simple as. -
🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘 (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 16:03:51 JST 🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘
If you wanna see my butthole, you can just ask. 🙄 -
🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘 (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 16:03:50 JST 🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘
Light my dick on fire and puff Puff, nigger. -
🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘 (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Feb-2025 16:03:49 JST 🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘
We're both dead inside? -
🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘 (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Feb-2025 18:38:21 JST 🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘
I prefer my 40 something mexican dommy mommy. I mean... the food. -
🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘 (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Feb-2025 18:23:12 JST 🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘
This is what happens when a chick tries to find a guy with a job, house, etc. rather than finding one with nothing and making a life with him.
My wife and I didn't have shit when we met. We made our life together. Such pairing facilitates a level of bonding and trust that wine aunts will never understand. -
🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘 (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Feb-2025 18:23:10 JST 🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘
I feel for you. I got lucky. We met fairly young and stuck it out. My own opinion is that if a woman is single in her 30s, she's defective. It's not hard for women to get men, and thus, there's something wrong if she's not with one by then — she doesn't know how to mate. -
🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘 (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Feb-2025 00:04:54 JST 🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘
Well sed. -
🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘 (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Monday, 17-Feb-2025 06:58:30 JST 🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘
> US Gives: Pays Germany's War debt on credit.
> US Gets: Jewish Propaganda. -
🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘 (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Monday, 17-Feb-2025 06:50:58 JST 🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘
It gets better... he also sent his daughter to a Christian private university, and then would complain to the school about how they didn't take off Jewish holidays.
> Can't watch A Christmas Story
> Can send daughter to a Christian school and complain to staff. -
🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘 (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Monday, 17-Feb-2025 06:47:34 JST 🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘
Mine was when an actual guy I knew who was Jewish got highly offended, to the point of physically shaking, because I asked him if he ever watched "A Christmas Story," stating "why would I watch that? I'm Jewish."
> Have you every seen Schindler's List?
> Why would I watch that? I'm not Jewish. -
🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘 (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 15-Feb-2025 12:41:25 JST 🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘
> The Sell: The proposition was going to help grandma and grandpa after they lost their home in the lnu fires. It allowed them to carry their tax base to a new county.
> Real Purpose: Eliminated the parent child property tax exclusion. (Never mentioned in the ads, etc.) -
🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘 (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 15-Feb-2025 12:26:16 JST 🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘
California had an exemption, and it was inheritable, but a few years back they put a provision in a proposition that basically eliminated the inheritability of the tax base, unless it was the parents primary residence and you use it as yours too. A whole generation got fucked by boomers again and they don't know it yet. You'd be surprised at the looks I get when I tell clients they basically fucked themselves by not reading the proposition. -
🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘 (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Friday, 14-Feb-2025 22:01:24 JST 🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘
If you fuck your identical twin brother, is it gay or just masturbation? 🤔 -
🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘 (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Thursday, 13-Feb-2025 02:29:34 JST 🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘
That doesn't mean what you think it means. It means that if you save a penny, all you have is a penny. Money is a medium, not an end. -
🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘 (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Feb-2025 22:34:16 JST 🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘
I have a 4' tall statue of david in my home office.