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1. dick flattening enthusiast (dickflatteningenthusiast@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Mar-2024 21:11:06 JST dick flattening enthusiast
   The whole rooster teeth thing got me thinking about other washed up e-celebs from the dawn of Web 2.0.
   
   It's really interesting how people like Maddox and various bobbleheaded dorks have progressed into the 2020s. Most people go through a pretty rigid process of maturation as they glide into their 40s, but so many of these nerds who got to bask in the glory days of pre-Facebook Internet notoriety have just succumbed to this insane hall monitor mindset that they made entire careers out of lampooning.
   
   Dudes who got famous being the edgiest people on the Internet have become pathologically obsessed with conformity and wagging their fingers at the shitposters of today. Trans rights, bash the fash, listen and believe, punch nazis, all that gay shit. It's as if they've burned out the part of their brain that let them have original thoughts far too early and now all that's left are is the extremely online, ideologically captured eunuch vessel.
   
   The amount of bootlicking these retards do for The System (tm) is incredible, while they still outwardly present themselves as "punching up", despite the fact they've become the most sycophantic lickspittles in the world.
   
   "You either die a hero, or you live long enough to suck feminine penis"
   • Kenny Blankenship repeated this.
   • SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Mar-2024 21:11:14 JST SaltWraith

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     @dickflatteningenthusiast Well they're X-ers, they still think that The Man is some rich old white Christian and that hippies, punk rock and grunge were all totally organic.
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   • Kenny Blankenship (dw2@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Mar-2024 21:13:52 JST Kenny Blankenship

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     • SaltWraith
     • Sick Burn, Bro
     @SaltWraith @sickburnbro @dickflatteningenthusiast Can confirm that Xers don‘t get nearly enough shit. Being sandwiched in between boomers and millennials has been quite the gift.
   • SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Mar-2024 21:13:53 JST SaltWraith

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     • Sick Burn, Bro
     @sickburnbro @dickflatteningenthusiast that's what I'm saying. the world changed but their programming hasn't.
   • Sick Burn, Bro (sickburnbro@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Mar-2024 21:13:54 JST Sick Burn, Bro

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     • SaltWraith
     @SaltWraith @dickflatteningenthusiast they didn't have "original thoughts" all they ever had was being contrarians, and some people mistook that for being erudite.