Notices by vic (vic@seal.cafe), page 14
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@Zerglingman @MK2boogaloo sounds like you should do a TED talk
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@MK2boogaloo I remember two TED talks:
- A guy who annoyed Nigerian scammers
- A schizo woman talking about the voices in her head as if it's normal and okay
The first one was entertaining but not really "inspiring" like those talks are supposed to be, and the second one was just kind of sad. She clearly needed help but had learned to live with it instead.
Sam Hyde's parody was in a completely different league. Instantly memorable, highly rewatchable, and more accurate than probably even he thought it would be.
I'm still waiting for the trash cube economy, though.
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@Zerglingman What a good little consumer you were!
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@zero @Tony @charlie_root @narada Terry Davis had a skill and drive that few people in the entire world possessed, and he used it in a constructive, God-honoring way. He accomplished on his own what would take a large team of people many years to do, and he did it for free as a passionate, creative outlet.
I don't know about the rest of his life (that's between him and God), but I believe God looks favorably on us when we use the skills he gives us to honor him and bring joy to the world.
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@Senator_Armstrong @Tony @charlie_root @narada @zero Maybe so. I don't worship him by any means, but I am inspired by the idea of a schizophrenic coding an entire OS on his own from pure passion, whether that's the real story of not.
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@Tony @charlie_root @narada @zero @Senator_Armstrong The pragmatic car for the man whose ego is built on more important things than "who has the shiniest rock"
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@Tony @charlie_root @narada @zero Once you get comfortable and happy with that, you can enter the complex, obnoxious world of setfacl.
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@Tony @charlie_root @narada @zero Computers were basically made to distract us from God and his creation, but even still, you can use your God-given creativity and penchant for learning as a means of worship through programming and building well-designed, complex systems.
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@zero @Tony @charlie_root @narada @Senator_Armstrong I'll be begging for a processor and NIC made before the mid-2000s, too
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@PeachySummer @mja I hope Africa starts to really prosper so we can send all the blacks back there with less drama
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@11112011
What 😡😦 the 🏋 fuck did 🏿 you 🏼🤞 just ☝ fucking 💎 say 🗣 about 😲💦 me, you 👈 little bitch? 🚺 I'll 💖 have 💴 you 👉💖 know 😮 I graduated 🎓 top 👆 of 💦 my class ⚠ in the 🔚💛 Navy Seals, and 👏 I've been 😏👑 involved in 💦👏 numerous secret 😱 raids 👤 on 🏽💰 Al-Quaeda, and 👨💰 I have 🅰👏 over 🔝 300 confirmed ✅ kills. I 👏👀 am trained 💪💪 in 👏💉 gorilla warfare and I'm 💰👧 the 👌 top 🔼 sniper in 📝 the 👏 entire US armed 🔫 forces. 🍆🍆 You are nothing to 💀💰 me but 🍑 just another 🤒 target. I will 👏 wipe 🤤🤤 you the fuck 😤 out with 😂 precision the 👏☝ likes 🏻 of 👉 which ✌❓ has 🈶 never 🚫💥 been seen 👀 before 🍆😂 on 🔛🏿 this 👉 Earth, 🌎👄 mark 🏼✌ my 👨 fucking words. 😢😵 You think you can 🔫🤖 get 👾😬 away 😂😝 with 🏼😲 saying that shit 👀 to 💦💦 me over ⤵⤵ the ☝😍 Internet? 💻💻 Think 🤔🤔 again, 🤤👓 fucker. 🍑 As we 🤔👨 speak 💬 I 👇😂 am contacting 📞 my 😣 secret network of 😎 spies across 💰👏 the USA 🤠➕ and 🤖👏 your 💼🔴 IP is 🐠 being 😑 traced 📈 right now ⏰😭 so ❗ you better 👎 prepare for the storm, 💦🌀 maggot. The 🎺👧 storm that 🚟 wipes out the ➡ pathetic 🖕😨 little 👌😖 thing you 😣 call 📞📞 your 👉🏻 life. 💓 You're fucking 👌 dead, 👻🤣 kid. I 💲 can 💦 be 🔹 anywhere, anytime, 👌➕ and 📗👏 I can 🅱🙅 kill 👻 you 😂 in 👈👆 over seven hundred ways, and 👏🤤 that's 👉🚟 just with 🐺 my 👏👨 bare hands. 😲🙊 Not 🤧 only 👀 am 👌 I 👧 extensively trained 🏫💪 in 🔫👏 unarmed combat, 🤼 but 🍑 I have 😏😝 access 🚪 to 🍆 the entire 🙌 arsenal of 👨 the United 👏 States Marine Corps 🎭 and 🅱😩 I 😃👁 will use it to ♂😤 its 👏🆗 full extent to wipe 🤤 your 💯 miserable ass 🍑 off 💦😝 the face 😀 of 😏 the 🏽🔍 continent, 👉👤 you little 👧🏽 shit. If ☝ only 🏻👀 you 👈 could have known what unholy retribution your 💦💦 little "clever" comment 🔰 was 👏 about to bring ➡ down ⬇ upon you, ❓ maybe you 🌠🐶 would 😎👪 have 😏 held 👏 your 👏👉 fucking 👉 tongue. 👅 But you couldn't, you 🍆 didn't, 😑😑 and now 👏 you're paying the price, 📈📈 you 🌝 goddamn idiot. 😂 I 👆 will 🔥👏 shit 👌👻 fury 😡😡 all over you 🏻👉 and 💦 you 👈😒 will 🙋🏼 drown in 🚪 it. 🍝 You're fucking 🎮 dead, 💦 kiddo. 💯👶
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@11112011 @Terry @MisterRogersSnapped @Zerglingman @laurel
🆗 son, 🌞 there ain't❌❌a ☝single☝fucking☝person☝ with any intellect👓👓📖who gives a 🎮remote🎮fuck🎮about your extensive vaping💯😎💨 talent. 😂I happen to be quite🎩the🎩intellectual🎩myself, so I can confirm✔✔this fact💯as truth™.👌if👌you👌think👌 that your vape💯😎💨 is going↗to get you hoes👯👯, you are utterly🐄 mistaken❌, fam👪. my pa👨 once taught📖 me the 😏secret😏 of life👍💛, and it was not❌❌ your vape💯😎💨 🆗🆒now listen 👂👂here my chum✌✌, my pa👨 was a man who kept it 💯💯💯💯💯💯. ✋that✋is✋six✋fucking✋hundreds✋ and he never❌🙅🙅 once vaped💯😎💨. The man 🚬smoked🚬some🚬mad🚬cigars🚬 because he wasnt❌the pussy🐱🐱you are🆗⁉❗⁉ he lived to be 💯 because he kept it 💯💯💯💯💯💯 and killed🔫🔪 👌every👌vaping👌fucker👌he👌saw👌🆗🆒😂😂👀👀 so in the spirit👻of me good ol pa👨, I think💭you should kys🔫 they have 🆓 vapes💯😎💨 in hell🔥and🔥it's🔥lit🔥for😂 unintelligent vaping💯😎💨 hooligans like yourself👌😂😂
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@lain > when you've defeated all the other serif fonts and meet the final boss
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@Hyperhidrosis @Kirino @coolboymew where is the punchline, I want my 25 seconds back
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@xianc78 I oppose it, but what is there to do about it?
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@Kang_Kong3 @sjw @matrix Also underwater pyramids near Yonaguni, Japan that "mystify scholars"
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@Morghur @Free_Idealist @mushroom_soup Some people just want to be NPCs and will find any excuse to believe they have no immortal soul.
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@SirCandinavian Like a roving circus. One day they're Antifa, the next they're Patriot Front, after that they're whoever these guys are.
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@BronzeAgeHogCranker @Breaking911 inb4 "he does the opposite of what's good and decent but he's still appointed by God and we have to respect that"
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@larsfrommars lower-left is the correct one
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