Notices by vic (vic@seal.cafe), page 13
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@PeachySummer @mja I hope Africa starts to really prosper so we can send all the blacks back there with less drama
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@11112011
What 😡😦 the 🏋 fuck did 🏿 you 🏼🤞 just ☝ fucking 💎 say 🗣 about 😲💦 me, you 👈 little bitch? 🚺 I'll 💖 have 💴 you 👉💖 know 😮 I graduated 🎓 top 👆 of 💦 my class ⚠ in the 🔚💛 Navy Seals, and 👏 I've been 😏👑 involved in 💦👏 numerous secret 😱 raids 👤 on 🏽💰 Al-Quaeda, and 👨💰 I have 🅰👏 over 🔝 300 confirmed ✅ kills. I 👏👀 am trained 💪💪 in 👏💉 gorilla warfare and I'm 💰👧 the 👌 top 🔼 sniper in 📝 the 👏 entire US armed 🔫 forces. 🍆🍆 You are nothing to 💀💰 me but 🍑 just another 🤒 target. I will 👏 wipe 🤤🤤 you the fuck 😤 out with 😂 precision the 👏☝ likes 🏻 of 👉 which ✌❓ has 🈶 never 🚫💥 been seen 👀 before 🍆😂 on 🔛🏿 this 👉 Earth, 🌎👄 mark 🏼✌ my 👨 fucking words. 😢😵 You think you can 🔫🤖 get 👾😬 away 😂😝 with 🏼😲 saying that shit 👀 to 💦💦 me over ⤵⤵ the ☝😍 Internet? 💻💻 Think 🤔🤔 again, 🤤👓 fucker. 🍑 As we 🤔👨 speak 💬 I 👇😂 am contacting 📞 my 😣 secret network of 😎 spies across 💰👏 the USA 🤠➕ and 🤖👏 your 💼🔴 IP is 🐠 being 😑 traced 📈 right now ⏰😭 so ❗ you better 👎 prepare for the storm, 💦🌀 maggot. The 🎺👧 storm that 🚟 wipes out the ➡ pathetic 🖕😨 little 👌😖 thing you 😣 call 📞📞 your 👉🏻 life. 💓 You're fucking 👌 dead, 👻🤣 kid. I 💲 can 💦 be 🔹 anywhere, anytime, 👌➕ and 📗👏 I can 🅱🙅 kill 👻 you 😂 in 👈👆 over seven hundred ways, and 👏🤤 that's 👉🚟 just with 🐺 my 👏👨 bare hands. 😲🙊 Not 🤧 only 👀 am 👌 I 👧 extensively trained 🏫💪 in 🔫👏 unarmed combat, 🤼 but 🍑 I have 😏😝 access 🚪 to 🍆 the entire 🙌 arsenal of 👨 the United 👏 States Marine Corps 🎭 and 🅱😩 I 😃👁 will use it to ♂😤 its 👏🆗 full extent to wipe 🤤 your 💯 miserable ass 🍑 off 💦😝 the face 😀 of 😏 the 🏽🔍 continent, 👉👤 you little 👧🏽 shit. If ☝ only 🏻👀 you 👈 could have known what unholy retribution your 💦💦 little "clever" comment 🔰 was 👏 about to bring ➡ down ⬇ upon you, ❓ maybe you 🌠🐶 would 😎👪 have 😏 held 👏 your 👏👉 fucking 👉 tongue. 👅 But you couldn't, you 🍆 didn't, 😑😑 and now 👏 you're paying the price, 📈📈 you 🌝 goddamn idiot. 😂 I 👆 will 🔥👏 shit 👌👻 fury 😡😡 all over you 🏻👉 and 💦 you 👈😒 will 🙋🏼 drown in 🚪 it. 🍝 You're fucking 🎮 dead, 💦 kiddo. 💯👶
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@11112011 @Terry @MisterRogersSnapped @Zerglingman @laurel
🆗 son, 🌞 there ain't❌❌a ☝single☝fucking☝person☝ with any intellect👓👓📖who gives a 🎮remote🎮fuck🎮about your extensive vaping💯😎💨 talent. 😂I happen to be quite🎩the🎩intellectual🎩myself, so I can confirm✔✔this fact💯as truth™.👌if👌you👌think👌 that your vape💯😎💨 is going↗to get you hoes👯👯, you are utterly🐄 mistaken❌, fam👪. my pa👨 once taught📖 me the 😏secret😏 of life👍💛, and it was not❌❌ your vape💯😎💨 🆗🆒now listen 👂👂here my chum✌✌, my pa👨 was a man who kept it 💯💯💯💯💯💯. ✋that✋is✋six✋fucking✋hundreds✋ and he never❌🙅🙅 once vaped💯😎💨. The man 🚬smoked🚬some🚬mad🚬cigars🚬 because he wasnt❌the pussy🐱🐱you are🆗⁉❗⁉ he lived to be 💯 because he kept it 💯💯💯💯💯💯 and killed🔫🔪 👌every👌vaping👌fucker👌he👌saw👌🆗🆒😂😂👀👀 so in the spirit👻of me good ol pa👨, I think💭you should kys🔫 they have 🆓 vapes💯😎💨 in hell🔥and🔥it's🔥lit🔥for😂 unintelligent vaping💯😎💨 hooligans like yourself👌😂😂
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@lain > when you've defeated all the other serif fonts and meet the final boss
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@Hyperhidrosis @Kirino @coolboymew where is the punchline, I want my 25 seconds back
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@xianc78 I oppose it, but what is there to do about it?
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@Kang_Kong3 @sjw @matrix Also underwater pyramids near Yonaguni, Japan that "mystify scholars"
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@Morghur @Free_Idealist @mushroom_soup Some people just want to be NPCs and will find any excuse to believe they have no immortal soul.
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@SirCandinavian Like a roving circus. One day they're Antifa, the next they're Patriot Front, after that they're whoever these guys are.
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@BronzeAgeHogCranker @Breaking911 inb4 "he does the opposite of what's good and decent but he's still appointed by God and we have to respect that"
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@larsfrommars lower-left is the correct one
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@coolboymew Quick, someone lobby Congress to ban right click and "save as"! It is destroying the entertainment industry and violating digital rights!
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@MelGibsonafter4Beers @AngryWraith @Turdicus There was something absolutely amazing about the original PSO. It wasn't even that great, gameplay-wise, but the whole atmosphere of it, the novelty, and just so much still stands out in my mind. Especially the cheesy "You are the hero !" screen at the end of a stage. Nothing that comes out today could ever match that feeling.
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@Hoss @Victor_Emmanuel @BadFediPosts I remember the day this went up, and it was the day I decided to never visit xkcd again, and I haven't.
I imagine he got a lot of money for it, though. So I guess there's that.
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@mcread @Jradical
> electric vehicle owners discovering just how quickly using a battery for heat discharges the battery
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@BloodLibel @Shadowbroker2135 The best thing you can do is live your life as well as you can to spite those who hate you. You might think you have no future, but there are eternal implications for the actions we take, even small ones, and God's true people are *never* without hope and *never* without future--only rough times for a little while.
It will get better, if not in this life, then the next. Persevere.
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@MuscleOrc1221 @BloodLibel @Shadowbroker2135 @Sultry I left fedi for about half a year, and I was happier, got more done at work and home, and generally lived a better life.
Then I came back for some reason, maybe I'm just addicted to sadness or want to pretend that I can actually know what's going on in the world.
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@HeyCitizen @PinochetsCommieCopter welcome to fedi, first time?
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@PNS I don't hate Jews, I just hate people who push degeneracy on societies, start wars between nations that don't actually have much to do with one another, manipulate currencies to consolidate power, and generally subvert governments. There just happens to be a lot of overlap.
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@verita84_uwu Is he the CEO of Mastadon, the Nazi-infested, decentralized alternative to Twitter?
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