Notices by Lars from Mars (larsfrommars@toot.garden)

such a beautiful name

"you better not be a guy wearing a propeller beanie in a cardboard box when i get back" my silly ass:

reading the techno optimist manifesto for fun fascist corporatists need some less mid writers lol

horribly constructed sentence

flashy parasites on scientific progress gotta stick together i guess

societies, like sharks, grow or die!

stagnation ultimately leads to death

what the greeks called techne

productivity growth is the main driver of wage growth *snicker*

more technology!

jordan peterson in 2016: you hear about this 'trans' shit. yucky
conservatives: wow
jordan peterson in 2021: clean your. room bukco
conservatives: this is the reasoned scholarship the left is afraid of
jordan peterson in 2023: @NATO @JoeBiden @JustinTrudeau i juts shat myself. i am also the JOker. have you heard about these "hot singles in my area". sickening. the benzo withdrawal im experienceinf right noew provrs wokeness has gone to far [picture of sexy clown girl]

WE JUST SHITPOSTED OURSELVES INTO A EUGEN ROCHKO RESPONSE. THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF OUR LIFE

real heavy hitters on idrlabs dot com

girls (left) vs AI (right)
- few-shot image recognition ✅ ❌
- often biased regarding gender and sexual minorities ✅ (for) ✅ (against)
- refers to self in third person ✅ ✅
- illegally pirates content ✅ ✅
- relies on underpaid kenyan labor ❌ ✅

i think we have a clear winner here

on fedi if you dont write alt text they execute you. if you dont know what lisp is they execute you. if you dont have a strong interest in that new adventure time show they execute you. still better than twitter

months of the year, sorted by whether they're also acceptable first names
- january❌
- february❌
- march❌
- april ✅
- may ✅
- june ✅
- july ❓
- august ✅
- september❌
- october❌
- november❌
- december❌

had a very cheerful guest lecturer in my stats class tell us about how his company uses google analytics to automatically change the menu screens on fast food restaurants based on recognizing individual people and i don't think i'm ever turning off my tracker blockers again