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CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ (colonelj@seal.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Jan-2025 11:17:37 JST CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️
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- CrunkLord420
- 聖騎士
@crunklord420 @deadheat can you do one handed pullups yet?

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CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ (colonelj@seal.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 15-Jan-2025 01:28:04 JST CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️
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- CrunkLord420
- 聖騎士
@crunklord420 @deadheat replace with medicine balls

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CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ (colonelj@seal.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 09-Jan-2025 20:37:04 JST CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️

can't cuck the zuck
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CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ (colonelj@seal.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 12:19:23 JST CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️
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- CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m65uNXEUl7U
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1. standing desk for weight loss
  
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  Josh claims to not have purchased a standing desk to lose weight, but the lie detector test shows that was a lie. Josh clearly implies that the "STANDIN' DES...
CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ (colonelj@seal.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 12:19:22 JST CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️
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- :apa: スプリットショックウイルス †
@splitshockvirus open some foundation to protect free speech on the internet (but not kiwifarms where you get banned for pissing josh off)

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CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ (colonelj@seal.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:15:18 JST CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️

Josh claims to not have purchased a standing desk to lose weight, but the lie detector test shows that was a lie. Josh clearly implies that the "STANDIN' DEST" (lisp?) was for the purposes of losing weight. There is no mention of posture or "bloodflow" whatsoever.
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CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ (colonelj@seal.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jan-2025 11:15:17 JST CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️
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- Hoss Delgado
- Nudhul
@Nudhul @Hoss josh can count calories just fine which is why they didn't count calories and would drink cofee with full cups of milk several times a day

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CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ (colonelj@seal.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 02-Jan-2025 13:47:58 JST CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️
- Junes
- Hot Karla
@Junes @k it's just water weight
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CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ (colonelj@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Dec-2024 08:30:19 JST CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️
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- CrunkLord420
- NonPlayableClown
@crunklord420 @NonPlayableClown those aren't even real fumos they're bootlegs
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CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ (colonelj@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Dec-2024 06:57:04 JST CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️
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- CrunkLord420
- NonPlayableClown
@crunklord420 @NonPlayableClown there some adults who like to reference anime when they don't even watch it because they know their audience is into it
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CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ (colonelj@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Dec-2024 03:11:06 JST CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️
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- CrunkLord420
@crunklord420
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CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ (colonelj@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Dec-2024 02:45:36 JST CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️
- CrunkLord420
- NonPlayableClown
@NonPlayableClown @crunklord420
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CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ (colonelj@seal.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Dec-2024 02:45:35 JST CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️
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@NonPlayableClown @crunklord420
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CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ (colonelj@seal.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Dec-2024 11:03:33 JST CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️
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- Hot Karla
@k step 1: be female
step 2: ?????
step 3: profit

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CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ (colonelj@seal.cafe)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Dec-2024 11:03:32 JST CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️
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- Hot Karla
@k pretend to be a woman an blog about how much you hate your life or how bad your bf is

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CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ (colonelj@seal.cafe)'s status on Monday, 23-Dec-2024 21:43:19 JST CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️
- :ihavenomouth:
@Inginsub THE RAPED - (YOU)

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CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ (colonelj@seal.cafe)'s status on Sunday, 15-Dec-2024 19:40:28 JST CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️
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@mint even with chains?

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CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ (colonelj@seal.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 12-Dec-2024 20:07:51 JST CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️
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@mint they uploaded just fine here but after publishing it no work

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CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ (colonelj@seal.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 12-Dec-2024 19:34:19 JST CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️

CAN? WE? HIT IT!?!?!?!?!

THE STREAK IS ON THE LINE!
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CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️ (colonelj@seal.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 12-Dec-2024 19:34:18 JST CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️
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- CJ (Da Sheriff)🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️
are these images loading properly?

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