Notices by :apa: スプリットショックウイルス † (splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network)

@dcc @ligma_male

:100_emoji:

HK 🐝 like

>The wait is OVER
[Inception Sound effect]
>An AY ARE FIFTEEN
"Damn son where'd you find this?"
>With M-Lok, Ambidextrous controls, and adjustable gas block
"OH BABY A TRIPLE!"
>Coming soon™ only $5,000

modelo 𝓷𝓮𝓰𝓻𝓪 and cigarillos

@dcc @benis_redux @eric

Figure out S3 block storage and get it cheaper than Backblaze.

@eric

I got my deficit down to $12.75 per month.

I'm pretty sure I have at least two Hetzner VMs that can be shutdown.

@eric

I like ゲーム so they stay but I might move them to the new Danktube VM I have been sitting on.

I have an owncast that I can just spin up and down with a disk snapshot so it doesn't need to be on when I'm not streaming.

@eric Also have a few experimental VMs (pixfed and mitra) that I just left running.

@benis_redux @eric it's a really annoying implementation to install compared to anything else that I've done (except funkwhale)

So basically if I don't eat any food, cancel one of my gym memberships (one is redundant), switch phone plans, pay off my phone (only one payment left), don't invest anything.

I'm only short like ~$120 per month. That's not actually that bad for someone who is functionally a NEET. I might be able to compress some of my hetzner VMs into one large one but I could just sell my stockpile of 7.62x39 ammo and be fine for a year.

What game should I play on my steam deck?

Nicotine headache :facebook_frog_reverse:

If you have to use "quotation marks" in your "sentence" to make "emphasis" or "imply" an "alternative" "meaning" to a word outside of its official "definition".

You should probably open a thesaurus and figure the fuck out what it is you are trying to communicate before commenting on things.

@benis_redux @CobaltSasquatch

Kel-Tec ( :florida: ) off the perc with this one

Sandbagged FR

Imagine naming your fediverse implementation after an Ikea shark, like are you serious?

Had to relight the cigar twice. freaking cheap

@dcc@annihilation.sociald dem, you're like an anomaly. like for real. I remember giving you like an invite code or whatever just in passing on like Josh's stream or whatever. and here you are like running one of the most successful pleroma instances. like for real? how the hell did you do that? I really hope that you succeed in surpassing Francisco. keep grinding Kang

@gabriel Gabe I have not forgotten about you, You really are one of the cooler users I've had. And I really do wish you the best in life and hopefully success in all your future endeavors.

@dj dog we dm'd him. he didn't say anything back

@dj If I shut down starnix You get 3 months to move your account. he gave us one week