Notices by 『VRISKA』 (vriska@lizards.live)

https://www.eurogamer.net/sony-patents-include-idea-to-lower-input-lag-by-using-ai-to-predict-which-buttons-youll-press-next

hell on earth

I can't believe that Luigi had time to get rhinoplasty and a complete facelift done during the four days he was on the run from police. no wonder he didn't have time to get rid of the murder weapon or edit out the parts of his (fake) manifesto that praised the police

>ublock blocking over 500 things on bluesky and only 200 on twitter

yikes

the beach... evolved

@micr0 2016 here

@graf me fr

so they did my colonoscopy yesterday and found NOTHING. No cancer, no polyps, nothing at all, extreme W

i love this baby dog so much

Only two hours until i have to drink evil gatorade smh

when your total mental breakdown december turns into having a ton of hope and will to make things work january

the solution to taxes is that the person paying them gets to decide where every single penny goes (this will never happen becausse no one will want to give 100% of their tax money to israel and blackrock

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fucking slacker

@desea like its not that I don't 'beliieve in" or understand the logical reason to do so, I just think they picked the worst possible rhetorical device because of how game shows function mechanically

I have never nor will I ever have a tiktok, instagram, nor linkedin

give me money instead of Wikipedia I'll use it better

muay thai is Spanish for a lot of thai

@ageha

do not feel good, mentally, physically emotionally, etc