Notices by 『VRISKA』 (vriska@lizards.live)

The email as analogy for fedi doesnt work on people who aren't intimately familiar w email infrastructure

asked for a 2 piece at kfc and they asked breast or thigh. I said personality and they threw hot grease on me

@nyanide @shibao @sun literally could do this but with D cups

@shibao @sun when i was a young teenager i HATED having breasts and so i would spend like 2-4 hours a day every day doing chest/shoulders to try to make them go away but it only resulted in me being able to flex each one individually like dwayne johnson

harsh truth

@pernia lmao what

@paulsrockinmastodon I did not take this pic it is 30 C today where I live because I live on a tropical island

@MK2boogaloo @Paultron i bet you're like 5'4"

@MK2boogaloo @Paultron dont even have one but that shouldn't stop your third world dog eating ass

@MK2boogaloo @Paultron how about you suck MY cock

inb4 elons department of slave labor finds out that the only thing the government should spend money on is subsidiaries for cars that don't go very fast or very far and rocketships to nowhere

@Paultron I just can't imagine, as a man, spending so much of your own money to elect a guy who said this about you lmao

@scrum why so sewious

unspeakably wretched post, open at your own risk

if I ever lose my mind and become some kind of paramilitary group leader this is what i'm flying

Have an awful nightmare, wake up with my stomach holes bleeding

@nyanide @brittbratt_fingerpuppet @ForbiddenDreamer if someone bought me one of these I would be so happy holy shit

my other child, her name is Victoria

there aren't enough spiders here

I'm thinking we're back