Notices by SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st), page 3
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SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 24-Jun-2024 05:04:41 JST 
SuperLutheran (Festive half)
@AmonMaritza @norsebaptist Then why are you giving your opinion on the matter lol -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 13-Jun-2024 01:29:27 JST
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@Remi Oh thank heavens it's not a Miyazaki production. Just imagine Lord of the Rings but it's Frodo crying over a tree being cut down for 95 minutes. -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 24-May-2024 21:14:28 JST
SuperLutheran (Festive half)
Today I learned that buddhism was founded by a killjoy loser:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_games_that_Buddha_would_not_play
You know, previously I characterized the founder of buddhism as a lazy, wife-abandoning would-be philosopher king, a total sack of garbage. Boy was I blind. It turns out he was all of those things but also a control freak that hated fun. -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-May-2024 05:17:58 JST
SuperLutheran (Festive half)
@doctorsex @KevinHarris1488 @LostShakerOfSalt @shedinja @udongle @brittbratt_fingerpuppet @feralphilosophernc @ForbiddenDreamer @WoodshopHandman @dictatordave @weaf @yockeypuck He comes here trying to mog us with his pathetic fizeek?
He needs to get on my level. Here's my latest progress. -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-May-2024 00:25:06 JST
SuperLutheran (Festive half)
I present to you: the newest copypasta for spergs undergoing overstimulation.
"The only people who disagree with this are basically women and mental children who need their lives to be an unending cavalcade of cheap disposable distraction segmented from one minute to the next. It’s mediocre carnival slop, a mindless cacophony of silly bullshit noise cutting into the neutral silence of a public space, parasitic panhandling puppet parlor peasant slop that was brain rot content centuries before TikTok would ever come into existence.
Ardent defenders soyfacing and clapping for the accordion midget are the same types of people who are amazed by shirtless minorities doing backflip twerks on the subway, sweaty weird dudes dressed in cartoon character costumes begging for tips on the street, and homeless people banging on buckets and pans.
They’re the same type of people who look at carnie meth heads spray painting galaxies and planets onto 2x2 sheets of paper using bowls and plastic bags for 30 seconds and saying stupid shit like “Wow this is REAL art you belong in a gallery!” It’s dumb gypsy garbage, the lowest effort parlor trick nonsense meant to captivate fat retard tourists for errant dollars while they waddle about marveling at goofy trashcans and funny police uniforms in the glorified Disneyland styrofoam setpiece of whatever failed second world country whose GDP is entirely upheld by the vacation budget of Americans.
People have a hard time grasping the delineation between mediocrity and talent because they lack any level of perspective. There was once a time when reading books was rightfully considered a vice, a viewpoint which seems incredulous now considering the average span of acceptable media consumption rounds out to less than two minutes. Everything is a subconscious impulse towards distraction and disruption.
Music is an imposition forced onto you everywhere you go. You can’t escape it, not at the gym, not in supermarkets, not even at the fucking gas station where the screen comes on and babbles at you as soon as you start pumping. When is the last time you actually questioned why restaurants need to be playing music while you eat? Every moment of silence is Real Estate for someone to fill with the world’s freest drug to suit their own interests.
No, I’m not being unreasonable here, YOU are. You, who has spent your entire life bombarded by sheer constant stimulus. If you don’t immediately understand and resonate with what I’m talking about, you are incapable of understanding because you have been deafened by the unending onslaught of tinnitus inducing mediocre stimuli churned together without regard to cohesion or subtlety. Life’s symphony of flavors, swatches, chords, and scents are all churned into a homogenous gray casserole of slop to intake through an IV tube of incoherent consumption at all hours of the day.
Go ahead, clap for the gypsy garbage street performer as he stomps his feet and bangs his drum without rhythm or intention. Lick your lips because the plastic bowl of meat, cheese, and corn chips that came out of the side of a truck got extra chipotle ranch garbage sauce sprayed all over it. Bring a Bluetooth speaker with you while you go hiking. Close your eyes and lay back into the great ocean of averages. Feel the weightlessness of not trying, not caring anymore. Listen to all the noise seeping into the empty moments of the day, filling every second like water in a crevice. Silence is extinct, dignity is a myth, taste is bigotry, and judgement is a sin. Fuck you."
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SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 15-May-2024 10:23:54 JST
SuperLutheran (Festive half)
Chugging Voodoo Ranger and reading this over and over and laffing my butt off -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 02-May-2024 23:57:36 JST
SuperLutheran (Festive half)
So here's the full text of H.R. 6090, the "antisemitism awareness bill." congress.gov/bill/118th-congress/house-bill/6090/text
On the one hand, this is the same stuff they've been doing since 2019 and before, going nuts trying to make sure jews are at the top of the progressive stack as enshrined by law. This time though they adopt the definition of antisemitism which basically anathematizes literally any criticism of jews at all for any reason. Apply that to Title VI, and you've got a blank check written to litigious jews trying to extract money from universities.
Fun fact though, there's a protection clause in here for normal Americans, section 6 (b). "Nothing in this Act shall be construed to diminish or infringe upon any right protected under the First Amendment to the Constitution of the United States."
Representative Marjorie Taylor-Greene and other Congressmen oppose the bill on the grounds that it would lead to a "chilling effect" on university campuses nationwide. Since that protection is there, the incorporation of civil rights to states and private entities means that people can sue the ever-loving skin off of their universities if they start implementing that "chilling effect." Happy hunting borthers!
Oh, and the jews murdered our Lord Jesus Christ, just as Scripture says. -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 01-May-2024 04:08:33 JST
SuperLutheran (Festive half)
This made my day and now y'all get to see it. -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Apr-2024 12:57:57 JST
SuperLutheran (Festive half)
@WashedOutGundamPilot @d0c40r0 Having helped out invalids/disabled before, I can tell you right now that managing compassion fatigue is a skill that prevents people from developing thoughts like that. Death isn't the answer, forcing the parties who have the kid/care for him or her to undergo training is. -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Apr-2024 21:51:22 JST
SuperLutheran (Festive half)
This meme works when it comes to Christianity btw.
None of the people demanding that churches adopt globohomo stances on everything really care about being Christian. But they're more than happy to try and ruin Christianity for everyone else. -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 15-Apr-2024 11:54:23 JST
SuperLutheran (Festive half)
Screw it, I changed my mind. I will absolutely livepoast this.
The whole thing starts with a "White Kids are Mean" vibe as 90's boys have some dumb gang or whatever and they bully each other.
RT: https://poa.st/objects/233ad92b-982a-4c96-9188-0d823675a4e4 -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 12-Apr-2024 06:27:10 JST
SuperLutheran (Festive half)
Hey did you know that before Constantine, jews in Rome were legally allowed to own Christians as property and force-circumcise them? Haha wow, who knew, amirite?
By the way, were you aware that slave owners were permitted full use of their slaves in sexual terms? I betcha didn't know that often meant violent sodomy of children, but it did! Pedophilia was a crime in Rome only if the boy or girl weren't chattel.
Forced conversions of Christian slaves to judaism were backed up by Roman swords until Roman leadership became Christian. Huh, you know I wonder whyyyyyy Christians have so often sided with abolitionists.
RT: https://poa.st/objects/de0838cc-ebce-4f43-9507-bc463a813ee2 -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 08-Apr-2024 07:43:52 JST
SuperLutheran (Festive half)
@Waldbrand @Umlaut @weaf @doctorsex @AnimeTradCath Your wish is granted. I present to you a man in his 40's opening up pokemon cards:
youtu.be/gbLhaMGMePk?5oVq0JL7fsf75gxt -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 01-Apr-2024 00:08:36 JST
SuperLutheran (Festive half)
@MK2boogaloo @riserise Thankfully Lutherans can still have services at home when the churches are closed:
verylutheran.biz -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Mar-2024 21:40:11 JST
SuperLutheran (Festive half)
@DW2 Imagine the horror of being on that bridge when it collapses...and you're driving with your kids. Imagine having to rush to get the toddler out of his booster seat before being too deep in the water to survive.
I think I'll be avoiding bridges for some time. -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 14-Mar-2024 08:33:40 JST
SuperLutheran (Festive half)
@LouisConde You just know cancel culture has gone too far when a poor musician can't get a gig because of some minor infraction like that in his past -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 07-Mar-2024 09:19:36 JST
SuperLutheran (Festive half)
@c @sickburnbro The American military is structured to prevent coups. Forward deployment of bases puts distance between armaments and D.C., troops can't have personal weapons except under lock&key at base armory, etc. They figured something like a coup was a possibility. -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 07-Mar-2024 09:19:34 JST
SuperLutheran (Festive half)
@c @sickburnbro What WOULD be interesting is a general operating at a forward deployed base declaring independence from that distance. Whoever runs the bases at Guam could just declare a military dictatorship in that space alone, or the full bird running a FOB at Iraq could try to set up a micro state. Now THAT'S a doable semi-coup that could damage American power and kick off an international diplomatic crisis. -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 01-Mar-2024 03:19:39 JST
SuperLutheran (Festive half)
Saw this and it made me laff -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 23-Feb-2024 03:09:50 JST
SuperLutheran (Festive half)
@DW2 I think a portion of them do. The ones at the top, I'm not so sure about.
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