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SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 21-Feb-2025 08:18:58 JST 
SuperLutheran (Festive half)
@ArdainianRight The boomers dying off means the Millennials taking over, and as ascendant as my right wing contemporaries in my generation feel right now there are still tons of gay millennials seeking power in Rome. I think the state of the Church will best be described as "a mess" until Christ returns. -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 21-Feb-2025 08:03:50 JST
SuperLutheran (Festive half)
If your answer is "nothing, hadn't even thought about it," OK you should probably change that.
If your answer is "it's Shrove Tuesday and it's actually horrible for you to suggest that we do anything out of the ordinary," congratulations you are a mummified, BORING Lutheran. -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 21-Feb-2025 08:03:50 JST
SuperLutheran (Festive half)
Lutheranism should not be boring.
Seriously, the vast majority of Lutherans today celebrate figures in history who were far more dynamic in their thinking and pursuits than their pastors are. It's irritating just thinking about how many congregations have the same level of excitement and dynamism as a stick of butter.
Here's a handy heuristic to see if your Lutheran congregation is a dry, soulless formalist husk of wheat destined to be blown away by the winds of angels snoring in response to your infinite dullness:
What are you guys doing for Fat Tuesday? -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 21-Feb-2025 08:03:49 JST
SuperLutheran (Festive half)
Not every sermon has to be exciting. Liturgy should stay orderly. But if your minister's idea of a wild night is opening up a can of Dr. Pepper and reading Pieper again, then your congregational vitality will take that shape (and it'll probably SUCK) -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 21-Feb-2025 08:03:48 JST
SuperLutheran (Festive half)
The most underrated teaching of Luther is that the Christian is a human being, and ought not rebel against being a human being. We are not only permitted to eat normal food and get married and hold civic office and pursue things we are passionate about, we are *encouraged* to do so by the God who loves us. In other words, Christianity does not require the abolition of the human, but a reformation of it.
This went against the quasi-buddhist rebellion the Church had been staging against God's vision for humanity for nearly a thousand years, where the height of righteousness was conceived of as starving to death in a cave and repeating prayers until your neural pathways calcified.
Lutherans so often forget this that entire denominational institutions ape Rome ad nauseam. It is as though they heard Luther teach about the Biblical conception of man and responded with "So you're saying we should be statues, right? Because we can *totally* do that, Doc." -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Feb-2025 15:54:52 JST
SuperLutheran (Festive half)
Weekly reminder that even if the gnostics are correct in their cosmology, this only results in their enemy the Demiurge being the good guy -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 07-Feb-2025 10:25:02 JST
SuperLutheran (Festive half)
The Trump administration seems to be enforcing the following bargain to the American people:
-You get your country back, and globohomo is dismantled.
-The jews get whatever they wants in palestine (and continued domestic action against antisemitism).
Interesting dynamic, only time will tell if the deal can hold for long.
I suppose the question for the dissident right is: do you grit your teeth and take that deal, or do you potentially sacrifice political gains to make a principled antizionist stand? -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 24-Jan-2025 05:45:11 JST
SuperLutheran (Festive half)
Thinking about all that rage bait I see online, now wondering how much of it is meant for this fat homo's department quotas. -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Jan-2025 22:55:53 JST
SuperLutheran (Festive half)
"I was uh, told bout some pin-pink haired girl, that uh, played guitar and, uh, putin is a monster invading another man's Jack, and so anyway, I decided to watch the Trump campaign to see if, uh, you could sniff the girl's bubblegum hair."
RT: https://lab.nyanide.com/objects/658b933e-5a87-4642-a037-b830614458e4 -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 17-Jan-2025 04:32:18 JST
SuperLutheran (Festive half)
David Lynch has died.
"Would you care to elaborate on that?"
No. -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-Jan-2025 00:55:39 JST
SuperLutheran (Festive half)
Why is this, like, the standard evil Anglo expression. -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 09-Jan-2025 22:21:12 JST
SuperLutheran (Festive half)
Our guys are quick to condemn the false gospel of "niceness," and they are correct to do so. Christianity does not consist of being vaguely nice to people.
This does not mean, however, that we need to run in the opposite direction and embrace a false gospel of bad attitudes, obsession with confrontation, or being an angry butthole to everyone.
"Yeah man I'm a REAL Christian, not like those normie fakers. I told my dad I hate him because he's going to hell. I spit on sinners in public. I've won 973 screaming matches online."
Lol ok bud -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 30-Dec-2024 05:51:52 JST
SuperLutheran (Festive half)
You do not need a theological justification for advocating for your own race. There are no theological arguments *against* it that don't rely on bizarre hermeneutic twists and errors, and you have Christian freedom to take the positions they rage against no matter how loud they are about it. But even knowing this, you do not have to counter their arguments with theological mandates or arguments of your own. All that does is trap you deep in the weeds of interpretations, debates about words, and other useless things. Entering the debate tells them that that if they can somehow out-debate you then you have to give up being pro-White or pro-black or whatever you happen to be.
Don't cede your freedom to the self proclaimed smart set, make your own decision here. -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Sunday, 29-Dec-2024 16:10:44 JST
SuperLutheran (Festive half)
@Crux_Invictus @vitalis Makes sense from the anatomy chart point of view. Also they could just be aping ancient Greek art -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 19-Dec-2024 13:24:21 JST
SuperLutheran (Festive half)
The lcms is now doing a bit that Turnipseed noticed a long time ago, where healthy and Godly things are called idols by supposedly Christian groups. Check it out:
gottesdienst.org/gottesblog/2022/8/5/guest-essay-the-idolatry-of-pointing-out-idolatry-by-ryan-turnipseed -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 19-Dec-2024 01:40:37 JST
SuperLutheran (Festive half)
@NecroHole I regret to inform you that despite the cautionary tales provided by previous generations, a whole lot of zoomies are going "wow that looks like fun!" There's still time for things to get marginally worse. -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 19-Dec-2024 01:39:39 JST
SuperLutheran (Festive half)
Zoomer fren asked why millennials are like this. After all, cohabitation is dumb and we should know better, so why are we so millennial about everything?
My answer:
Imagine an entire generation gets taught to play chicken on the railroad tracks and eat moldy bread and drink curdled milk and to snort asbestos whenever they get a cold. Every time someone says "hey, don't do that," the teachers rise up to scream at that guy and shut him down, so now a bunch of this generation gets horrified because they're getting sick and getting hit by trains.
That's my generation. We are this way because we were taught to be this way. Zoomers have the benefit of watching us live up to it and get burned; they get to learn from the mistakes we were told to make. -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Dec-2024 09:54:37 JST
SuperLutheran (Festive half)
@Appalachian_Crusader I continue to predict that the total hag love meme is not actually a meme and will lead to a rise in White birthrates. -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 21-Nov-2024 03:24:19 JST
SuperLutheran (Festive half)
Behold, natural theology applied -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Nov-2024 07:56:35 JST
SuperLutheran (Festive half)
@tyler
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