Notices by SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st), page 2
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SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 25-Jul-2024 21:56:48 JST SuperLutheran (Festive half) @Bonsai @PraxisOfEvil @WoodshopHandman @peemasons @weaf Antisemitic canards? On MY timeline? Sheesh, what other cringe stuff are you going to parrot next? -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 20-Jul-2024 23:11:44 JST SuperLutheran (Festive half) Good morning, the fact that this couple reforested thousands of acres in less than 20 years renders everything linkola and other eco-dorks said invalid.
"While you were chopping hands, I planted trees. While you were being emo in Finland, I planted trees. While you wrote manifestos, I planted trees. And now while your society is enjoying more oxygen and animals, you dare to ask me for help?" -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jul-2024 09:35:51 JST SuperLutheran (Festive half) We got a prayer request, please add this man to your list:
"A friend of mine has been going to hospital for 'snorting brain/spinal fluid out the nostrils', could I put in a prayer request for him and his family?"
We've been seeing lots of insane things like this recently, from sudden meningitis to people getting hit with mystery cancers. A man literally sneezing out spinal fluid is on a whole different level though. -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jul-2024 09:04:40 JST SuperLutheran (Festive half) Remember in Acts 19 how the Ephesian converts burned their books on magic and other dark arts?
How cool would it be if we saw jews converting to Christianity and burning the talmud en masse? -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Jul-2024 02:48:42 JST SuperLutheran (Festive half) Reminder that hell is full of normal people. -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jul-2024 10:16:28 JST SuperLutheran (Festive half) @LouisConde @koropokkur Golly, I wonder why anyone would go out of their way to - oh. Yeah, that makes sense. -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 08-Jul-2024 22:37:14 JST SuperLutheran (Festive half) New Evaluating Gnosticism now up!
Some forms of gnosticism are straightforward mixes of Christianity and Platonism. Others, like the Sethians, are just grab bags of whatever suited their fancy while they were gooning.
Yes really. Let's start on the "Secret Book of John" and get a bit uneasy.
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SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 04-Jul-2024 12:13:02 JST SuperLutheran (Festive half) See what I mean when I say that modern "yoga" isn't yoga?
First voluntary brain damage, then drinking piss, then setting yourself on fire, let's not forget NEW AND INTERESTING WAYS TO PICK YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE
RT: https://mugicha.club/objects/43eab26d-9fa1-454e-9876-f69468912505 -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Jul-2024 23:42:20 JST SuperLutheran (Festive half) @matty CANNIBAL CORPSE IS TURNING ALL THE SHORTS INVISIBLE -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Jun-2024 20:43:04 JST SuperLutheran (Festive half) The people calling themselves "transgender" literally cannot have the mind of the opposite sex.
(We need to add this to the "You Will Never Be a Real Woman" copypasta) -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 24-Jun-2024 05:04:43 JST SuperLutheran (Festive half) @norsebaptist Literally any unmodified political position can end up incompatible with Christianity. It's not the political ideology so much as making it submit to our Lord that matters. -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 24-Jun-2024 05:04:42 JST SuperLutheran (Festive half) @AmonMaritza @norsebaptist Are you royalty? -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Monday, 24-Jun-2024 05:04:41 JST SuperLutheran (Festive half) @AmonMaritza @norsebaptist Then why are you giving your opinion on the matter lol -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 13-Jun-2024 01:29:27 JST SuperLutheran (Festive half) @Remi Oh thank heavens it's not a Miyazaki production. Just imagine Lord of the Rings but it's Frodo crying over a tree being cut down for 95 minutes. -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 24-May-2024 21:14:28 JST SuperLutheran (Festive half) Today I learned that buddhism was founded by a killjoy loser:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_games_that_Buddha_would_not_play
You know, previously I characterized the founder of buddhism as a lazy, wife-abandoning would-be philosopher king, a total sack of garbage. Boy was I blind. It turns out he was all of those things but also a control freak that hated fun. -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-May-2024 05:17:58 JST SuperLutheran (Festive half) @doctorsex @KevinHarris1488 @LostShakerOfSalt @shedinja @udongle @brittbratt_fingerpuppet @feralphilosophernc @ForbiddenDreamer @WoodshopHandman @dictatordave @weaf @yockeypuck He comes here trying to mog us with his pathetic fizeek?
He needs to get on my level. Here's my latest progress. -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 22-May-2024 00:25:06 JST SuperLutheran (Festive half) I present to you: the newest copypasta for spergs undergoing overstimulation.
"The only people who disagree with this are basically women and mental children who need their lives to be an unending cavalcade of cheap disposable distraction segmented from one minute to the next. It’s mediocre carnival slop, a mindless cacophony of silly bullshit noise cutting into the neutral silence of a public space, parasitic panhandling puppet parlor peasant slop that was brain rot content centuries before TikTok would ever come into existence.
Ardent defenders soyfacing and clapping for the accordion midget are the same types of people who are amazed by shirtless minorities doing backflip twerks on the subway, sweaty weird dudes dressed in cartoon character costumes begging for tips on the street, and homeless people banging on buckets and pans.
They’re the same type of people who look at carnie meth heads spray painting galaxies and planets onto 2x2 sheets of paper using bowls and plastic bags for 30 seconds and saying stupid shit like “Wow this is REAL art you belong in a gallery!” It’s dumb gypsy garbage, the lowest effort parlor trick nonsense meant to captivate fat retard tourists for errant dollars while they waddle about marveling at goofy trashcans and funny police uniforms in the glorified Disneyland styrofoam setpiece of whatever failed second world country whose GDP is entirely upheld by the vacation budget of Americans.
People have a hard time grasping the delineation between mediocrity and talent because they lack any level of perspective. There was once a time when reading books was rightfully considered a vice, a viewpoint which seems incredulous now considering the average span of acceptable media consumption rounds out to less than two minutes. Everything is a subconscious impulse towards distraction and disruption.
Music is an imposition forced onto you everywhere you go. You can’t escape it, not at the gym, not in supermarkets, not even at the fucking gas station where the screen comes on and babbles at you as soon as you start pumping. When is the last time you actually questioned why restaurants need to be playing music while you eat? Every moment of silence is Real Estate for someone to fill with the world’s freest drug to suit their own interests.
No, I’m not being unreasonable here, YOU are. You, who has spent your entire life bombarded by sheer constant stimulus. If you don’t immediately understand and resonate with what I’m talking about, you are incapable of understanding because you have been deafened by the unending onslaught of tinnitus inducing mediocre stimuli churned together without regard to cohesion or subtlety. Life’s symphony of flavors, swatches, chords, and scents are all churned into a homogenous gray casserole of slop to intake through an IV tube of incoherent consumption at all hours of the day.
Go ahead, clap for the gypsy garbage street performer as he stomps his feet and bangs his drum without rhythm or intention. Lick your lips because the plastic bowl of meat, cheese, and corn chips that came out of the side of a truck got extra chipotle ranch garbage sauce sprayed all over it. Bring a Bluetooth speaker with you while you go hiking. Close your eyes and lay back into the great ocean of averages. Feel the weightlessness of not trying, not caring anymore. Listen to all the noise seeping into the empty moments of the day, filling every second like water in a crevice. Silence is extinct, dignity is a myth, taste is bigotry, and judgement is a sin. Fuck you."
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SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 15-May-2024 10:23:54 JST SuperLutheran (Festive half) Chugging Voodoo Ranger and reading this over and over and laffing my butt off -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 02-May-2024 23:57:36 JST SuperLutheran (Festive half) So here's the full text of H.R. 6090, the "antisemitism awareness bill." congress.gov/bill/118th-congress/house-bill/6090/text
On the one hand, this is the same stuff they've been doing since 2019 and before, going nuts trying to make sure jews are at the top of the progressive stack as enshrined by law. This time though they adopt the definition of antisemitism which basically anathematizes literally any criticism of jews at all for any reason. Apply that to Title VI, and you've got a blank check written to litigious jews trying to extract money from universities.
Fun fact though, there's a protection clause in here for normal Americans, section 6 (b). "Nothing in this Act shall be construed to diminish or infringe upon any right protected under the First Amendment to the Constitution of the United States."
Representative Marjorie Taylor-Greene and other Congressmen oppose the bill on the grounds that it would lead to a "chilling effect" on university campuses nationwide. Since that protection is there, the incorporation of civil rights to states and private entities means that people can sue the ever-loving skin off of their universities if they start implementing that "chilling effect." Happy hunting borthers!
Oh, and the jews murdered our Lord Jesus Christ, just as Scripture says. -
SuperLutheran (Festive half) (superlutheran@poa.st)'s status on Wednesday, 01-May-2024 04:08:33 JST SuperLutheran (Festive half) This made my day and now y'all get to see it.