> I go to a sandwich place and they ask if I want mayo or mustard on the pastrami and, as there is only one real answer, I'm forced to conclude that the proprietors are filthy heathens.
You know, on my second look at that sentence, I'm revising slightly: that is not a joke. Mayonnaise on pastrami is an abomination and anyone that puts those two things together is uncivilized and godless they probably got their occupational training from a witch doctor.
The joke there was "computer guy refuses to acknowledge that non-computer hobbies are acceptable". It's like the English declaring a place uncivilized because everyone drinks coffee instead of tea. I make that type of joke a lot, I go to a sandwich place and they ask if I want mayo or mustard on the pastrami and, as there is only one real answer, I'm forced to conclude that the proprietors are filthy heathens.
That is about as much depth as you'll get out of this joke. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
@laurel@PurpCat@All_bonesJones So there's that guy that has been, for years, spamming the search box, and he has, since last year, had zero success actually getting results, but he keeps doing it. He always spams the same list of search terms, mostly related to...I mean, you can see. But then randomly inserts "Fuckerberg" and "Zuckerberg" and "Sheryl Sandberg". It's been at least since 2020, he's the entire reason that search is locked down as much as it is. I've tried sending him poisoned results, I've tried sending him questions. I don't think he looks at any of the stuff that comes back, he just hammers the search endpoint periodically. He went away for about six months and then came back. I have a page dedicated to him in the minimal wiki I run on my desktop machine for note-taking. Anyway, the stuff that isn't about boogaloos is typically Facebook-related, but then he throws in "bill gates" or "bezos" once in a while...and "30 rock", he always does "30 rock".
He and the other guy are probably not related beyond spamming weird shit at the search endpoint and ignoring that it doesn't work, but I wonder about this shit a lot. fuckerberger.png
@Lugubrious@lanodan When the feds emailed me, it wasn't about any of the shit going on that you'd expect a fed to care about, but some nonsense threat that some random dude on a different server had made about Larry Fink, which he did as part of a long stream of fedposts to get himself banned.
Larry Fink I kind of understand but "Director of Public Policy for Meta in Africa" seems a bit more obscure.
@laurel@pwm Bugs! I ignored the possibility of a bug because the change was minor and there was a flood, but this was a bug! Should be working again. computerfire.gif
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