Notices by Partisan Night Slut (pns@noagendasocial.com)

Jebus H, Gretz...

@thatguyoverthere

That's the whole program.

Give the news the soundbite and have them force multiply the perception.

@thatguyoverthere

No one asked her what observance she was in town for.

She tried some metastic emotional bullshit.

@thatguyoverthere

Watch it again and watch her lips tighten as the question is asked.

She knows she's boned.

Translation, please...

If you see @c00p trying to sell you a rice cooker... he works for big cooker.

I'm gonna tell my grandkids this was John C Dvorak.

Uncanny.

@CSB

BYD is Chinese for, "Fuck bro, your car's on fire."

I noticed this myself at my own job a few years ago.

@skypage

So good for kidz.

She fell asleep, woke up and her kids had fucked off.

YT video title: "Angry Mother Destroys $10,000 In Airport Equipment After Losing Her Children In Busy Airport"

Yes ma'am, we took your children and hid them on you.

What acting out will get you when you need the cops on your side.

Most folks never get to see the airport from this vantage...

@KillerMule

Doesn't matter what I'm doing, a piece of meat and I sear it. Old habits.

@KillerMule

I'm a savant about recipes.

I could taste that reading it.

@KillerMule

It's got a whole cup of soy sauce.

Being a liquid, you should be able to 75% it and add any more tasting it as you go.

@KillerMule

I wa prolly four years old when my mother told my brother and I that we needed to learn how to cook lest we end up like Eric next door, who only knew how to open a can of beans and eat it cold when his wife was away.

@KillerMule

I really learned most of what I know watching Alton Brown explain cooking. In the 90s.

And then eating out and reverse engineering it.