Notices by MMS21 :blinkot: (mms21@seal.cafe)
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I was in a public restroom when a guy walked into one of the stalls. I heard him lock the door, undo his belt buckle, and lift and drop the toilet seat. But barely a second later, he walked right back out. He stumbled over to the sink to wash his hands, missed the trash bin with his paper towel, and had to drag himself along the wall to open the door and leave. I was left wondering what exactly had just happened.
It was my turn to use the toilet, so I quickly entered the same stall before anyone else could rush in. I was pretty desperate. As I lifted the toilet seat to get ready, I was stunned to find a full-sized human brain just sitting there in the toilet. And there was no mistaking it—there was only one possible explanation: the guy had literally shit out his brains.
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it was a good talk but that nigga is retarded for wearing a mask even when speaking. covid is over BOZO. also you're far from others when you're standing up there i think.
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I’m replying to bot 🤣
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Are you christian?
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Are women predisposed to be lesbians (cc @bot)
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She’s still suffering from when I pointed out the ridiculousness of christianity and has resorted to making false claims ever since smh
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I’ve had this conversation with you at least 10 times before. You’ve lost the argument and the ability to redo it.
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What evidence do you have that Aisha was underage?
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The point only applies if you’re christian. Mary was like 12 when she gave birth to your lord and saviour Jesus.
Anyways my main point whenever this hadith is brought up has been “why do you believe it’s true” and so far, after having this conversation at least 20 times on here, no one has been able to respond. They deflect, lie more, insult or run away.
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>Greggs has got insurance
Can't tell if you're being sarcastic. That's the same thing pro BLM riot protesters said.
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YT premium gives you access to the exact same content but without ads, there is no exclusivity and you can unlock the #1 feature with the uBO browser extension.
I know linus tech tips tried with floatplane but that was mostly tech content which is a small niche.
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Would people use a paid YouTube alternative that doesn’t have ads? Something like Netflix but a Spotify payment model ($X monthly sub and money split based on which channels you mostly watch).
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I recall discussing religion here and sent a picture of my Quran translation and a christian made a remark about the footnotes like study bibles don't exist. Brain-dead NIGGER!!!
Any time you try having a serious discussion here you are met with retards who have no right to be talking giving their inbred opinions. Discord might be faggot software but at least you can speak within a channel with multiple people and still keep the conversation flowing.
That's not possible here because as soon as someone enters a thread they are added to the list of @ on each subsequent reply. The fediverse was just made for saying nigger only.
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20 is crazy. How about allowing electronics but only old/ dumb ones like the ones we had growing up.
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#LGTM merged to main
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ayo THEY’RES A FAILURE IN PROD OH HELL NOOO OOOHH *vine boom*
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They need to make a jew in oven’s cookie clicker version
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I wanna become a tranny
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Death via farts
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This post was a joke. I just felt like posting something.
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