Notices by Turd Flinging Monkey (tfmonkey@merovingian.club), page 5

@thatguyoverthere but Very Real Retards have already taken over the world, and replaced workers via diversity quotas and affirmative action.

@Mike_Microwave they got Russia on the run now.

@Moto_Chagatai That's not Saber, that's Morgan Le Fae, her sister.

I have had a sore throat for nearly a week. It could be COVID, who cares? Anyway, I bought some "Throat Coat" tea from Walmart that is made with licorice root and slippery elm, and I recommend it.

It doesn't taste bad at all. It tastes a bit like black licorice and the finish reminds me of a breakfast pastry like a muffin or something. Imagine a black licorice muffin in tea form, and that's what it tastes like.

@ButtWorldsMan I don't think that kind of marketing would fit their wholesome brand image, but I like the enthusiasm.

@ButtWorldsMan it's like how they sell vibrators as "personal massagers" and they show a picture of a woman using it on her neck or something, when everyone knows what it's REALLY for.

@WashedOutGundamPilot First they came for the tomboys, and I said nothing.

Then they came for the goth chicks, and I said nothing.

@mkultra She's comparing men who masturbate to sluts who take a mile of dick and have had a dozen abortions.

It's like a drug addicted prostitute with AIDS saying that she shouldn't be judged because people take over-the-counter cold medicine.

@mkultra 1. you would be right if women were never given rights, especially voting rights. This made them political actors. This is solvable however.

2. The incel problem can be solved in the same way removing women as political actors can be solved. The problems are one and the same.

3. God gave men a biological and emotional need for love and sex, and Feminism ruined everything, forcing men to seek alternatives.

All of these are the same problem with the same solution.

@WashedOutGundamPilot even if people don't understand the mechanics of inflation, they'll understand starving to death. Just look at Zimbabwe. They kicked all the white people out, printed their country into bankruptcy, and are now starving to death.

Economics is an intelligence check for a civilization. If you don't pass, you die.

https://news.un.org/en/story/2019/11/1052411

@WashedOutGundamPilot @noyoushutthefuckupdad If you lose a job interview to an inanimate object and a chatbot, you such at your job.

@WashedOutGundamPilot @noyoushutthefuckupdad I'm not a monster, I'm just ahead of the curve.

I've been banned from everything so this is the only way to get the word out about this, so here we go!

I bought the Data Frog SF2000 handheld retro game console (it looks like a Super Nintendo controller).

It's been widely reported that the SNES and GBA emulators are laggy and the games are basically unplayable. However, all you have to do is change your "TV System" in settings from NTSC to PAL. This fixes the SNES lag completely. The GBA still feels slightly off, but is now playable.

Internet debate flowchart.

@coin @fell You remove the screws and remove the battery. I've had to remove the battery in a smartphone once or twice due to the screen freezing and the power button not working.

If you need a special screwdriver, or if the tablet/phone using pegs or tabs that can't be removed without breaking the device (and voiding the warranty), then you can take it to the Apple Store and tell them to use their "genius" tools to fix it.

@fell remove the power source. It turns off the device every time.

@coolboymew It's like the movie Inside Out, with each Japanese man representing different aspects of man's personality.

@WashedOutGundamPilot @Elfie @coolboymew @Hyperhidrosis Mine uses a butterfly mechanism like the one you posted. I never tried intentionally loosening it. The brand I use is called Viking Revolution. I'm not sure how it compares to a vintage gillete.

@WashedOutGundamPilot @Elfie @coolboymew @Hyperhidrosis I use a safety razor in the shower. I use a brush and shave soap set and a fog-proof mirror. Be prepared to cut the shit out of your face until you get the hang of it though.

@MoeBritannica Might as well give them a "bajillion" dollars as California is already broke.