Notices by Turd Flinging Monkey (tfmonkey@merovingian.club), page 6

@WashedOutGundamPilot

@WashedOutGundamPilot Just be grateful they aren't renaming Army bases after fictional black people like Black Panther yet.

@WashedOutGundamPilot For a chick with two asses, she doesn't have a lot going on in the tits department.

@kai I will tell you a secret about this. They know that the qualifications are unreasonable. They do this so that they can reject the women and non-Asian minorities without a lawsuit.

"No, we're not hiring you. No it's not because you're a woman. You're just not qualified. Sorry."

If they like you, they'll "waive" the requirements. They're not stupid, they're just covering their ass the age of diversity quotas and cancel culture.

@Moto_Chagatai I care about this, but what are we supposed to do?

If we won't overthrow the government over the shit they are actively doing, we're not going to do it over shit they did three administrations ago.

@WashedOutGundamPilot This might just be the latest version of "I have a boyfriend" which girls tell guys they don't find attractive in order to let them down easy.

@WashedOutGundamPilot I don't want to kill the cancer. I just want it to go from stage 4 to stage 2 again, before I was shitting blood and praying for the sweet release of death.

@ChristiJunior @LukeAlmighty @matana @matrix

@sharutiaburaddofouren @WashedOutGundamPilot

@WashedOutGundamPilot "My source is more recent than your source" is the total opposite of how history works.

@BitterPill @WashedOutGundamPilot sexy mummy cosplay?

@WashedOutGundamPilot Women used to like me when I was rich and good looking, but now that I'm bankrupt and fat, women never flirt with me. What advice do yo have for me? (Please don't say to get a job and lose weight.) Thank you :)

@Wormwood @LordMordred @MaleGoddess The phrase "all men are created equal" in the Declaration of Independence is a response to the divine right of kings (because it was written to a king), and the founding fathers did not believe in equality. They were slave owners who never intended to give women the right to vote and restricted the vote to landed gentry (of which 75% of American males qualified as land was cheap), but prior to the income tax, created a tax-payer voting system.

@PinochetsCommieCopter I have a theory that goblins are isekai'd aborted black babies.

@PinochetsCommieCopter absolutely not, only heterosexual ones.

@PinochetsCommieCopter @randbot I have reviewed toys that have a generic "hole" that isn't molded to look like a vagina specifically, and I joke about you can pretend it's whatever hole you're into.

I only review sex toys as an ongoing joke since I've been banned for hate speech everywhere, and sex toy reviews are the only thing I can do on mainstream platforms.

@PinochetsCommieCopter @randbot That's fine. I'm not here to pick a fight. If you think sex toys are gay, I respect your opinion.

@thor also note that a "hashtag" used to be called a "pound sign" or just "pound" (as in when used on a phone.

So #MeToo could be read "pound meat too"

@coolboymew They turned Dr Eggman black in the newest Sonic movie?

@WashedOutGundamPilot @YeetLibs He just complimented her looks and said she was smart. He didn't confess his love and start naming their future children or anything.

Maybe he went overboard by calling her "very smart" and saying that she looked "great". He should have said "you a'ight for a dumb bitch" and proceeded and choke and rape her in the Taco Bell bathroom.