Notices by Turd Flinging Monkey (tfmonkey@merovingian.club), page 4

I don't know what possessed me to tempt fate and try to generate cute feet pics, but the AI gods have punished me for my hubris.

@lain clever. I've also thought that AAA (the auto insurance) should sponsor a battery brand and make AAA AAA batteries.

@WashedOutGundamPilot It's a downward cycle wherein church attendance goes down, the church tries to "get woke" to attract more people (known as "seeker sensitive") and then they embrace feminism and start shitting on men for not "stepping up" and marrying the single moms.

So the men stop coming to church because they don't need a guilt trip, and the church has gone to shit anyway, and then church attendance goes goes, and thus the cycle repeats.

@WashedOutGundamPilot A lot of these online whores are ageing out. They used to go to church to find "a good man" but the churches have all cucked, and so they go to where the men are.

I do sympathize with them. They did what they were told to do, and like all children, what felt good at the time.

I offer these aged out whores a truce. Men will forgive their past when women can no longer vote.

Enjoy your boxed wine and cats.

@BillingtonYVR @Koropokkur Is this how fall we've fallen? Is fucking a 54 year old grandma such an achievement that we're bragging about it on the internet?

How did we let things get this bad?

@WashedOutGundamPilot

I found a new tea mixture.

1/2 green tea

1/4 herbal chai tea (Bengal Spice)

1/4 herbal vanilla spice (Fireside Vanilla Spice)

The chai tea has too much clove and the vanilla spice has too much licorice, but splitting the two strikes a good balance.

The herbal teas are from Celestial Seasonings. The green tea is from Uncle Lee. Just get the cheapest green tea as it's all the same with one ingredient. Uncle Lee's is $5 for 100 bags.

I would like to see the Right stop worshipping cops and the military.

For those who still have access to the mainstream, see if you can spread the idea that the Right needs to drop the "back the blue" and "thank you for your service" shit until the cops/military stop "following orders".

All the laws the government passes are just letters to Santa Claus without the police and military to enforce them.

@Bad_Banner It went really well for the Russians.

@Tamamo @hellhammer666 @rainignterror1080p there isn't anything new. It's not like human nature has changed over the centuries. My philosophy is just repackaged philosophy just like most self help books and gurus are.

It's all the same lessons repackaged over and over again to appear fresh and new.

@thatguyoverthere

got this in my email. You can break your silver rounds into quarters to make change.

Today's batch of "Misbegotten Monkeys".

These ones turned out cute. I really like the expressions and the face details.

@thatguyoverthere

This one would have been perfect if not for all the extra hands.

Hey look Buddy, I'm an engineer, that means I solve problems...

@DStheo @Wopu regarding the market manipulation: I've never seen it THIS bad for THIS long. I get that they're trying to "stick it to Putin brah", but this is suicidal in the long run.

All you can do is outlast the government. They can have government agencies issue bullshit forecasts and estimates, and even induce market makers to naked short contracts, but they can't print food and energy, and that's ultimately the end of the story.

How long until then? Who knows?

@Moto_Chagatai congrats.

@greentext this is actually VERY simple.

Realize that the "bloat" come from all the windows updates. When windows was "new" it ran fine on these older machines.

So you just refresh windows with factory settings, and turn off windows updates, and tell the Karen to NEVER update windows because the updates are what's slowing her computer down.

If she's worried about viruses, there are anti-virus programs that will cause less issues that the fucking windows updates.