Notices by The Problem (marine@breastmilk.club), page 20

@CentaurBreeder @nukie @errante no, the giant sludge puddle motherfucker.

@Kacho @ShariVegas @nukie I’m not allowed to comment on my terrorist status for legal reasons.

I am technologically inept tho, unfortunately.

@georgia @vriska @shibao what’s anavar?

@georgia @vriska @shibao yeah, I think I’ll just snort like. Caffeine pills or something. Sounds less scary tbh

@ArdainianRight @nbbehr @ChristiJunior @hachi i know, but it’s so obviously made up. how retarded can he be.

oh wait, he shoved his dick in a beehive. so apparently that retarded.

@hachi @nbbehr @ArdainianRight @ChristiJunior what lmfao

he hasn’t talked about genociding me yet and i’m obviously batshit insane

@Terry @lain ah yes. Nier Automata, a game that many people online have not shut up about since 2017 (which is why i started it lmfao)

@Dicer @Terry @lain 2B is so pretty 🥺

@Dicer @Terry @lain are you talking about the one with his mom?

@ArdainianRight @ChristiJunior @Rasterman @AidanTTIerian I love Pyra so mcuh :ablobcatcry:

@SchizoCynic @ArdainianRight @ChristiJunior @Rasterman @AidanTTIerian two women can’t make a baby together, retard. do you need to learn basic biology or what?

@SchizoCynic @ArdainianRight @ChristiJunior @Rasterman @AidanTTIerian I’m not borrowing shit.

@coin @Moon that would be me, Marine: Disappointment Extrordinaire.

@bot @NEETzsche @D00B @KitlerIs6 @meticore and yet somehow, I’m already happier than you’ll ever be. The only thing you’re capable of doing is raging at people you deem below you on the internet because mommy and daddy never loved you. Or was it that daddy loved you a little too much and that’s why you go around begging men for sexual favors? because it’s the only way you feel wanted and loved.

@KitlerIs6 @D00B @bot

Time for a fact check. I did not suicide bait. I was not doing well the other night. Personal problems and all. He asked if I was going to hurt myself, my exact response was “dubious but unlikely.” I had no plans to do anything to hurt myself.

Secondly, and arguably most importantly, this is a pattern of behavior that is just D00B screaming for attention.

He asked me a few weeks ago if he could message me on discord. I said fine. He was telling me about his back pain and how he got injured. He said some things to me that could be construed a certain way based off of context. I chalked it up to his painkillers for his back pain. I thought he was very nice and I still think so.

I checked on him every day at some point to make sure he slept and was getting better. I thought we were friends. I mention that I’m not doing well. I do not say I’m going to hurt myself, I respond in the fashion i said I did, he construes it that I’m going to. I mentioned that I had attempted as a teenager and I wished I had succeeded.

He then at some point, calls Neet on the phone, spends about 15 minutes reassuring him that we’re just friends (and to me, we were, to him, we were, why spend 15 minutes reassuring him of as such) and then he hits me with the following messages.

I understand that he may have meant this to be kind, but between the fact that he’s said some potentially sketchy things and the whole tiggy situation, I was and still am thoroughly creeped out. Idc that it wasn’t his “implication”.

I’m sorry, and I outright hate agreeing with @meticore because ideologically, we have vast differences but he’s fully correct here.

@bot @D00B @KitlerIs6 @meticore shut the fuck up, you retarded whore. actually contribute to the true topic at hand or fuck off. No one likes you because you never actually contribute anything of value and you never will. Being a willing hole for men isn’t a contribution.

@bot @NEETzsche @D00B @KitlerIs6 @meticore why don’t you go eat aquarium rocks, you worthless skank? You’re only so mad at him because he rejected your advances. You can’t even get someone to let you suck them off. How pathetic are you?

@William_The_Dragonborn very much so!

@ChristiJunior @gocu54 report me harder, faggots, you’re only reporting me to myself :blobcat3c:

@mint @lina okay, how do i defederate lemmy instances as a whole though :think_moe: