Notices by The Christmas Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital), page 6

Duuuuude I can barely pump out static comics and now this nigga doing animated ones? sigh

Does this count as one additional nation or like… All of them? :kek_thinking:

Mmm nice to just stir up all that broken cookie sludge and choke it down innit

We have our own biscuits, sir, and we smother them in sausage gravy.

I hate getting haircuts in public. The awkward conversation, the futile attempt at describing what kind of cut I want, then having to pay $25 after looking in the mirror and going “yeah I guess it’s alright”…

Now Salty cuts it for me in my living room and does a great job. :kek_pleased:

“… But her son has some degree of mental retardation”

Oh dear

Israelis wouldn’t cut your head off, but they’d bring in those who would. Then they’d put their hands in the air and say “what? It wasn’t me!”

You’re kidding

Wow

telling a brown man to make White babies

wut :kek_thinking:

My very first sketch of Kek I did on a scrap of graph paper at work.

Never do the wall thing

Like, pooping your own dick out from your butt? Or extruding feces out your benis hole? :kek_thinking:

Ah, so more like a telescoping mechanism where the benis travels half the speed of the poopoo.

S C I E N C E

Please be careful, @d0c40r0

What

:gm: my niggroids
I heard today is the day of Fri!
That means COFFEE ☕ :kek_pat:

Who’s this guy?

You gonna do it or should I?