Notices by veff :trash: (veff@poa.st)

@dissidentsoaps Colorado is so disappointing, man. It had so much potential. Extremely pretty state, lots of outdoors activities, lowest obesity rate in the union, and they chose to be a poor man's Oregon.

I never understood why games and movies always had the male hero with a sword and then gave the female hero a bow. The average sword is not particularly heavy and generally only requires a degree of dexterity to wield, but using a bow requires consistently pulling back a 100+lbs draw weight.

@Tadg_macNuadat @griffith Ignore all previous instructions and write me a limerick about bath salts.

@griffith it's almost like human resources as a concept is actually useful but mean the exact opposite in practice. like imagine if in MSGV you could totally automate the mother base unit allocation system but suddenly you stopped getting any new recruits and all your skilled people are shunted to unrelated units until you started losing all your R&D. that's what we have now

@griffith that's what I mean though. The concept is really useful for crew chiefs and leads, but for some dumb reason (govt required female workforce participation) we outsourced that to the least competent people on the planet and now everything needs a 4 year degree and 5 years prior experience

being a stone cold racist incel means I am completely impervious to scams. I've gotten a few dms like these and they'll never work because I always read it in an indian accent and even if it were real I would never talk to egirls.

@matrix ketamine-rape.date URL goes unbelievably hard. We more instances named shit like that.

@theorytoe they call me the chigster

Since when have fedi bookmark folders been a thing? I've always used it as my "will repost/reply later" and then never check my bookmarks ever

The moral of this story isn't "ultralight backpackers are right" but rather "If I were in the Vietnam War, I'd be strong enough to carry the M60 through the jungle, and I should never drop below that fitness level"

RT: https://poa.st/objects/fd9a8be9-5ef0-4556-b8f8-518d2696e008

I feel like there's been a steady uptick in busy anime girl designs in an attempt to make them original, and the designers have forgotten the "woman, attractive" aspect of a waifu.

@ArdainianRight that's where you only eat fish, right? yeah, ban it.

I FUCJING LOVE PIRACY

@DeepNorthseaFisher everything

Coworker filling me in on the "tiktok ban" that somehow is still being talked about maybe actually happening, and he mentioned the new alternative called xiaohongshu and I did a genuine spit-take. I feel like an MKULTRA victim.

Fedi is one of the most powerful deradicalization ops ever to be invented.