Notices by The Christmas Kek (the_almighty_kek@nicecrew.digital), page 7

Yeah I’ve been trying to come up with options for Halloween. Last year I had a whole arc where kek dies and dedicates his afterlife to antagonizing Shlomo and Goldberg. (I dunno if these will load in order)

Wait it’s not my fault, I can explain :kek_cry:

New Flower Kings album is starting to grow on me

And this is a good reason I stayed away from mainstream music.

Plot Twist, Matty is a garbage man

Hey that’s a very touching story about how matty’s family pretzel company came to be!

Washes down smooth with NigNog Brand™️ Chocolate Eggnog! a product of Nigbot Holdings, LLC, a subsidiary of Nice Pretzels, Inc.

Side note, I hate how it always replaces the normal superscript tm symbol with a gigantic emoji version.

If that were the case then Pfizer would be marketing a Jeff Cliff vaccine.

TFW the face when you’re not canine enough or jewish enough to collect taxes :kek_cry:

Of course not! It’s hard for them to get up out of a bean bag when they’re all bloated with mountain dew and rotund with mommy’s tendies.

Oh cool at least they give you options I guess

Cheeeeese tax

You know, I don’t recall you giving me any cheese with breakfast this morning :kek_skeptical:

Do Playstations still read games from optical discs? I thought you had to download them these days.

Why in the world would Jeff want faggots to have access to children? :kek_thinking:

Then schools should dedicate more resources to reading and math than “HEY KIDS DID YOU KNOW THAT SOME BOYS GET PERIODS?”

Funny thing is, schools would be way better with a lot less money. It doesn’t require that much to pay teachers well to teach well.

Well I say it is. Make them do their jobs instead of teaching kids how to impale themselves with dildos

If it isn’t complicated, then why hasn’t it been done, Jeff